Official Kiwifarms Mass DM Chain Consent Thread - Crabshack 19: The Struggle is (REAL)

Wodanaz said:
I Am Speaking Up.

I was mentally abused by being invited to a mass dm chain about two months ago. I have not been the same since. We must put a stop to this degenerate behavior for the good of everyone.
You are seen. You are heard. You matter. Please do not be silent in the face of this blatant abuse. Your stories and lived experiences can help save the lives of your fellow kiwi farmers.
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My name is @Patrick Bait-man and I was repeatedly raped by Crabshack.

It all started in 2022 when I first registered to the forum. Someone offered to invite me to this place called the 'Crabshack' under the allure of "a cool place to chat and shitpost with other Kiwis," but I didn't feel comfortable with it and say no; only to get invited AGAINST MY WILL!

I escaped my inviter, but that wouldn't be the end of it. After that I would keep getting invited against my will by other Crabshack members. I spoke out to one of the mods but they scoffed at me saying "How does a Kiwi Farmer get invited against their will? All Kiwi Farmers enjoy getting invited to mass DM chains."

They stripped me of my dignity... my will to shitpost... and no one would listen.

...until Null stepped in. He cared, he listened, he believed everything I told him, and he swiftly ACK'd Crabshack and all of it's ring leaders. Finally, justice had been served and I could heal from the damage that Crabshack and it's horrendous members had done to me.

Thank you @Null... thank you.
 
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Too employed to give a shit about what happened here in the last 2 weeks. Can someone explain what the fuck is going on?
 
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Null said:
For all the smart asses writing smarmy cock sucking messages in this thread, keep in mind I will interpret your post in here as consent permanently.
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Does this mean we can invite you to DM chains now? 👉👈

BunchaBabyDucks said:
You gonna make a punishment DM chain and take away the ‘Leave’ button?
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Already done without the leave button removed. RIP @Ted Kaczynski
 
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Welcome to the underworld my freshly fellow vantablack NIGGERS!
It's not DM rape if I have the consent of the only (:null:) "person" (:null:)that matters!
I just invited you to "Crab Shack".

FAQ
What does this mean?

You are now in the largest DM chain on the Kiwi Farms.

Why did you do this?
Because you granted consent and provided reason to do so.
There are several reasons I may deem a user to be worthy of a Crab Shack invitation. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Good attitude towards other Kiwi Farmers,
• ⁠Funny and/or entertaining shitposting,
• Being a spectacle to slapfight with or cause chaos.

Am I banned from Kiwi Farms?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from inviting Null, known shartoids, and other staff or users who have asked to not be invited to the group. Otherwise I will be forced to not invite you again, and moderation may become angry with you, which may put your DM privileges in jeopardy.

I don't want to be in your DM group. Can I leave it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in one click you can leave the group which is located at the top of the page. If you would like to not be added again, simply inform the DMs OP. I tend to respond to Kiwi Farms DMs within several days. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of invitation removal are final, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I encourage this to happen in the future?
Accept the invitation or leave silently and move on. But learn from this mistake: you will not be re-invited on kiwifarms.st should you choose to ask to not be invited again. I will begin to issue DM invitations until you say otherwise. Remember: Kiwi Farms is a privilege, not a right.
copyright @CallmeCicada 2025
 
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Schizoid Wife said:
  • Permission to be invited to mass DMs (aka the Crabshack)
  • Permission to be invited to any DM related to writing or improving lolcow threads (Note: this is probably something you should ask for on someone's profile before inviting!)
You can specify one or the other, or both if you're glued to your computer.
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I agree to those terms.
 
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Well we had a good run, PLEASE REFRESH YOUR CONSENTS @everyone
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@Null please beat this n'wah, they've done this before I'm pretty sure, :null: show no mercy :null:
 
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i consented because i found it entertaining and i liked having a chat with post history. however you niggers are too retarded to manage it. you keep inviting people saying "no they pwomise to be a good boy who wont do nuffin" and then null gets invited.

its so tiring. you never learn.
 
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Yeah fuck it, I got a pretty funny gif of Beavis typing nigger from one of them before, so if any of them have anything that makes me laugh just as much I think it'd be worth it.
Don't know how much I would be able to contribute to any thread OPs, though.
 
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