Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

It's porn for psychopaths who fantasize about brutalizing everyone they think ""wronged"" them and have at least a passing interest in pedo shit.

I am still sure there is something better out there for that Niche.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Voluntary celibate. . .unless this was a carefully designed elephant trap for Lord Balldo to stumble into.

"SEAN SAID HE WANTED TO SUCK OFF MY BLACK BULLS! SEAAAN IS GHEY!"

I wish I was being that strategic

 

[AnOminous]

Shot:
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What kind of faggot even says tu quoque in current year? Just say NO U you dumb faggot.

 

[Sloppa]

It's porn for psychopaths who fantasize about brutalizing everyone they think ""wronged"" them and have at least a passing interest in pedo shit.

So the mean Chinese cartoon enthusiast then?

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Thanks for telling me to lurk more

I never said that, the other guy did.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Also he is genuinely terrified of the current wave of opposition. Not quite like his glory days of mocking Aaron is it.

We're in a "new" era where he is, quote, "back," unquote.

His tactic is to purge all the old elements that mock and deride him, and cultivate a fresh viewer base made up of BPITU pedophiles, Shock Jock Radio geriatrics, and QAnon schizoaffectives.
The problem? There aren’t enough of the freaks to boost him into YouTube’s algorithm. And the whale-tier paypiggery dries up fast once their attention shifts to the next dopamine hit.
He’s starving for relevance and thinks being abrasive and shocking will somehow launch him into virality. The whole point of his insincere Twitter slap-fighting is to bait someone actually important into responding, like that’s ever going to happen. He's a tiny ant under a very big boot.

Luckily, his hatewatchers mostly stick to clippers. They don’t throw money at him in ragechats. They just lurk in the live chat, calling him a fag, which must eat him alive since they're not willing to use a pedophile’s AI system to send him a cent. The tactics are obvious.

Stick to the Kiwifarms mantra: leave him alone to be a retard in an empty room ladies and gentlemen. The fireworks of impotent rage are coming, and they’re going to be glorious.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Can Hardin respond to the Barneswalker or is it a waiting game now.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

It's porn for psychopaths who fantasize about brutalizing everyone they think ""wronged"" them and have at least a passing interest in pedo shit.

It's porn for school shooters.

 

[Oxyjen]

Can Hardin respond to the Barneswalker or is it a waiting game now.

Also, is there a thread for the balldocam lawsuit yet, I couldn’t see it and stuff can get lost in here.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I missed this in my recap. It's pretty funny. We need some laughs.
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He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden between Null's chubby cheeks. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two Rugiet-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Apparently Ethan Ralph going to cover Elissa's health news tonight.
I wonder even if Ethan can be magnanimous enough to summon a sincere offer of well-wishes?
(depending on where he is on the xannie/recovery eternal cycle)

 

[Captain Manning]

Also, is there a thread for the balldocam lawsuit yet, I couldn’t see it and stuff can get lost in here.

Right now it's the criminal case thread since these are being filed under Nick's criminal case docket. Today's two filings aren't in there yet, but I am sure somebody will crosspost them.

Thread 'State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte'

May 24, 2024

General Rekieta Thread can be found here. If your post doesn't relate directly to the criminal case, it should go there. That aside, enjoy the thread, and enjoy the stay!

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Nicholas Rekieta: A non-practicing lawyer from central Minnesota previously known for drinking and explaining law (lawsplaining); now known for hedonism, drug abuse, potential child abuse, disappointing everyone, and for proving that there's really no rock bottom; you can always fall more. While he used to enjoy a pretty stellar reputation, he managed...

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[Irrational Exuberance]

Dunno yet, I am an idiot and keep sending business his way so I have to fight for his attention more these days

Your efforts will be rewarded, I'm sure.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Apparently Ethan Ralph going to cover Elissa's health news tonight.
I wonder even if Ethan can be magnanimous enough to summon a sincere offer of well-wishes?
(depending on where he is on the xannie/recovery eternal cycle)

I am sure he will make most of it irredeemably evil gloating but I’m more willing to believe he’s going to say something nice about her than Nick at this point. Ralph is a vindictive, belligerent retard, but I think he still has some semblance of a soul buried deep in the gunt, and I’m starting to doubt that about Nick now.

 

[Redo of Healer Fan]

It's not anime porn, though there is nudity.

Same energy.

As a former watcher of anime, I have never been one of those people that believes anime = porn (there's been some genuinely decent stuff over the years), but everything I have read about Redo of Healer suggests it's about as close to hentai as you can get without it being full-on hentai (and maybe it actually is, as I refuse to watch it).

There's a term for this in the anime sphere, "I Can't Believe It's Not Hentai", which is about what it sounds like: basically they wanted to make porn, but they have to follow Japanese censorship laws, and so they take out only the directly sexual content, leaving in all the kink and degeneracy that isn't explicitly banned. You can pretend you watch it for the plot, but if you're so far in that you're buying Blurays (which are uncensored, while TV versions at least blur nudity) and manga, the plot isn't what you're looking for.

Also, to be clear, I have not watched Redo of Healer myself, despite my name and newfag status. However, I've been exposed to certain clips that have given me all I need to know. I do not deny being a little bit of a degen, but that show goes way too far. Only a lowlife woman hater and violence enjoyer would willingly watch a show about rape and revenge, let alone ENJOY and ENDORSE it.

 

[Soapmore]

Can Hardin respond to the Barneswalker or is it a waiting game now.

They can respond back and forth all they want, ad infinitum, but they risk the court's ire. Someone will make themselves look like ass. Brevity and logic are the winner.

Someone in my life just submitted 300 pages of "emergency motion" and a day later another 30 pages of extra super duper emergency motion. That was last week, and another 80 page motion today. All of it OMG URGENT. I try to respond as little as necessary, since I believe they making themselves look insane. They are pro se by the way.

 

[Swole McPole]

That's his narcissism, he is nothing like David. Other than the fact they both sinned. Difference is David repented and was punished by God.

The obvious biblical role model for Rekieta is Judas Iscariot. He sold out Christ for 30 grams of cocaine. Then he bought an orgy with the fruits of his wickedness whereupon he fell on Aaron Imholte's penis and all his bowels gushed out.

 

[Xtl]

So, the Racoons he killed ultimately won.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Nick really thinks everyone but him is an idiot. He can imply he didn't watch it, but he described scenes and the plot in depth, taking specific glee at the characters fingers being broken in the camelot clip.

Edit: Full disclosure, I did misread him saying he watched it, because in the very next sentence he said his blu-ray didn't work, which is a pretty big implication that he wasn't able to watch it. But he did brag that the Blu-ray wasn't as censored, how would he know that without watching it?

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Question for thread regulars. I keep seeing it mentioned Baldo was seen with blue skin due to frequent nitrous abuse. Was there any photographic/livestream evidence of this, or is this just based off comments/observations from other parties? I ask because seeing a photo of Nick with blue skin may be both simultaneously hysterical and horrifying.