Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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That (23 yr old!) Still a Pooner better watch out. Her (22 yr old!) Detrans Pooner GF wanting her own biological baby is a second crack in the facade. If a few more normie realizations like that claw their way into her consciousness, their whole together forever is going to implode.
They might move to Portland and start a "beautiful" blended polyamorous family.
The pooner can live the true soyboy redditor lifestyle by raising another man's child.
 
Kid has based therapist who won't use his delusional pronouns and his mom says it's crazy to expect people to always just know and play along. Kid freaks right out and would rather be homeless. Also has OCD because troons don't have good mental health.

Also, I included the top comments because, for some reason, trannies assume that if you misgender normal people, they'll have the same reaction as trannies who get misgendered. I think in their fantasies, it goes something like this:

Random man: Hey, man!
Troon: Please, miss, it's ma'am.
Random man: *Gets misty-eyed as he realizes how much being misgendered hurts. Cue empathy swelling.*

The reality is that most people will ignore you. If you're a repeat offender, you might, might, get an exasperated, Peppermint Patty-style, "Would you please stop calling me sir."
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I think this guy was checking you out because he wanted to hear you speak, thereby ensuring that he wasn't mistaken and really did find a wild troon. Either that, or the poor bloke caught this hon from the wrong angle and thought he'd seen a real woman. Or he's gay. Either way, gotta love how the troon wants to react like how they think a 'real woman' would act and immediately go into victim mode.
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The cure to a trans teen is to unplug the internet and have him go outside and touch grass… god damm why isn’t Reddit shut down….
 
Kid has based therapist who won't use his delusional pronouns and his mom says it's crazy to expect people to always just know and play along. Kid freaks right out and would rather be homeless. Also has OCD because troons don't have good mental health.
I know they are all tonedeaf and have no self-awareness but I do love this one in particular:
"I can't stand her. Her emotional state is entirely volatile and dependent on mine."
I have no right to emotions because if I express mine, I'm left to deal with hers.
How did his keyboard not explode from the hypocrisy is beyond me. It's literally everyone's interactions with every tranny ever.
 
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Computer, please generate a woman's living hell:
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I need help. I’m so lost and I’m sorry. This’ll be long, I think.

My wife (mtf) and I have been together for coming on 7 years. I knew her before she had come out, and we both grew together and are very different now than the people we used to be. It’s a soft, loving relationship, I trust her more than anything and we’ve both been through a lot of trauma. I come from emotional abuse and she comes from physical/narcissistic ones.

So maybe that’s why she lied again, because she felt like she couldn’t tell me because she was ashamed. I really don’t know, I honestly have been nothing but patient and supportive towards her and her journey, helping her remember her meds, shave her body and do her makeup, and tell her that she’s beautiful and loved because she is. She’s amazing, and she’s so sweet and funny, I truly just want the best for her. When she’s depressed I make dinner, run errands for her and everything she needs because she does the same for me. I honestly think it’s a pretty healthy relationship aside from the fact that she’s apparently too ashamed to tell me that she’s a recovering porn addict.

I imagine it’s the trauma, but I’m still so upset that she never told me. And part of me knew, like yeah maybe that’s why you spend so long in the bathroom. But I just thought she’d tell me, because we tell each other everything. I’ve been so vulnerable with her and I’ve recently confessed to her that I think part of me might be asexual because while I do enjoy sex itself and the feeling, I could go my entire life without ever doing it again and be fine, and I also feel extreme disgust and shame for feeling those feelings both during and even when I have random thoughts about it. I just shove it down and mentally say ‘that’s disgusting, don’t think about that’. Whereas my wife seems to be on the opposite side of things where she’s extremely hypersexual. Which I did know about, but she told me she doesn’t watch porn anymore and I stupidly believed her.

We share passwords to everything, because again I have nothing to hide and we’re both very trusting/share emails and whatnot. So I had to check her laptop for an email that was sent to her work account, and I should have just done that and gone off. But of course, that’s not what happened.

I saw the full recycle bin on her desktop. She recently got into the sims, and we’ve been playing a lot and I showed her how to download mods and custom content, which she’s been loving as a way to express her gender identity and try on clothes with her avatars and stuff. I was away the other night with family, and I knew she was playing most of the time while I was gone because her steam account kept notifying me when she went online. But when I asked her what she did while I was gone when I had returned home, she said she wasn’t feeling well and had just laid in bed watching YouTube. Which raised a red flag for me, and when I pressed her later saying I saw her online, she brushed me off and said she must have not shut off her laptop properly.

Well, back to the recycle folder. As some of you can imagine, I found more than just clothing mods. Straight up porn (sim fans will know wicked whims!) animation packs, strap on mods, the whole kit and kaboodle. My gut was correct, and she had lied to my face multiple times about it. And I just..don’t know why. I have told her time and again that she can tell me everything, and she’s been so honest (I thought, anyway) and vulnerable about her struggles with being hypersexual, her gender issues as of late and I told her if she ever needed anything from me (sexual, nudes, etc) to help, that I’d be happy to do that because I’d rather she use me than find other sources or women. But of course, it wasn’t me. It was her favourite anime game character, just like it always is. I wonder if she loves her more than me sometimes, and I’m saying that as someone who isn’t usually the jealous type. Probably don’t believe me, but I’ll explain further:

She loves this game character, so much to the point that all of her handles on social media’s and everything is ‘character name’s wife, and that they’re ’canonically married’ etc etc. which sucks because she is actually married to me, y’know? It started off as a silly joke but it’s begun to bother me more and more, mostly because on socials she hardly even acknowledges me and never posts pictures and memes about how much she loves her actual wife, despite me always doing that because I love and cherish her so, so much. She just tells everyone how much she loves this character. She has this character as her wallpapers, has used ai chatbots to talk to her (which I thought she was done with, but I saw she recently redownloaded a few apps on her phone). I can understand a crush on a fictional character, hell I have some of my own, but never to this extent.

The last time I caught her in a lie was a similar situation, porn related. It was in particular an 18+ ai chatbot app, which she used after telling me she stopped. And again, I don’t know if it’s shame or whatever, but I just wish she’d tell me. And that I wouldn’t have to find out for myself over and over again.

So I confronted her. I called her a liar and told her I’m absolutely heartbroken that she keeps lying to me, and of course know that she knows I know about this one too she’s confessing. Said that she’s ashamed of having this problem, and I told her it hurts that she won’t tell me about these things when I’m so vulnerable with her about my own sexual issues that I’m ashamed of. I tell her everything, and I try my hardest to be the best and safest place for her. I just love her so much, and she keeps lying to me. And of course, if she’s lying about this, my instinct is to wonder what else she’s lying about. She could be fucking cheating for all I know, and I don’t have the heart to believe her when she’s clearly so comfortable lying straight to my face.

I’m sorry this was so long, I’m genuinely so distraught and I don’t know what to do. Maybe I’m just a hardass, or she thinks I’ll judge her? I really don’t know. I have no idea I can’t stop crying.
Out of curiosity, I went to check the mod pack they mentioned and I had a fucking blast laughing at the features:
Let's check what this mod offers us in terms of gameplay, shall we:
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Are you not convinced? Here, I shall offer you the magic, yes, I said the magic of a woman's menstrual cycle. You can bless your own Sim with it through this modpack, complete with the joys of having to take care of it.
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Don't call the police yet! We also have every man's woman's fantasy, getting creeped on while outside!
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Are you not convinced yet? What if I told you that not only your Sim could get splattered with visible cum but that you could also get and spread STDs?
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Enhance your Sims experience TODAY!
The only particle of sunlight in this situation is that they seem to not have kids to drag into this perpetual medieval torture device of a life they have, given that one of her posts (which is deleted) was made on r/childfree.
 
If you're not that interested in sex and could go without that is 1. very normal for women because we don't have male sex drives. 2. your husband, oh no sorry, I mean "wife, is shit in bed. Sex is unsatisfying + no raging horniness due to hormones = happy being a nun. This is nothing to be ashamed about, it's normal. It's so, so fucking normal I can't really emphasize this enough.

Stop babying that retarded weeb coomer. He doesn't truly feel sorry because if he did he'd try harder to get a handle on things. Like all losers of the type he probably "secretly" resents you for being such a gullible push over. Men do not respond to such mothering, only ever take advantage of it. Handmaidening and slaving doesn't make him like you more in such a way. If he actively desires and cares for you it's because he wants that independent of whether or not you wait hand and foot on him. Many too nice, suzy homemaker types learn this the very hard way sadly. A woman he sexually desires (esp if he's a coomer) is always more valued than one who takes care of him.

Imagine the other woman not being the other woman at all but instead a bideo game waifu. Dark times we live in.
 
A short one.
Almost getting it? Really getting but can't face it?

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Top comment.
File under "questions cis men don't need to ask".
Couldn't find a selfie, but here's another post from the same man from 15 days ago. :lit:

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When I think of a relationship, I am attracted to neither males or females, but I like whoever that treats me the way that I want to be treated ( someone who will spoil me and dominate me )
I think I have some pretty AGP views on romance and sexually, as how that when I look at a couple, I will feel attracted to the submissive partner, but I also want to embody that character. If it was a lesbian couple, I will more likely not to feel anything for the dominant woman.
I am pre hrt closeted btw.
This doesn't invalidate me does it ?
Scrolling down past some contentiousness to this comment. :christine:
Girl, you're just a sweet little pillow princess at heart, that's all 😉
 
How did his keyboard not explode from the hypocrisy is beyond me. It's literally everyone's interactions with every tranny ever.
Yep, they're the biggest emotional burdens, yet they insist it's everyone else who's the problem.
Well, back to the recycle folder. As some of you can imagine, I found more than just clothing mods. Straight up porn (sim fans will know wicked whims!) animation packs, strap on mods, the whole kit and kaboodle. My gut was correct, and she had lied to my face multiple times about it. And I just..don’t know why. I have told her time and again that she can tell me everything, and she’s been so honest (I thought, anyway) and vulnerable about her struggles with being hypersexual, her gender issues as of late and I told her if she ever needed anything from me (sexual, nudes, etc) to help, that I’d be happy to do that because I’d rather she use me than find other sources or women. But of course, it wasn’t me. It was her favourite anime game character, just like it always is. I wonder if she loves her more than me sometimes, and I’m saying that as someone who isn’t usually the jealous type. Probably don’t believe me, but I’ll explain further:
This woman is deep in denial regarding her troon partner's issues.
It's a kink.
 
To be fair, perler beads aren't for making bracelets, you arrange them on a special plate thing then iron them and make these:
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Still a faggot for saying she's triggered by reading books, this is obviously a bpd lie to gain sympathy over something dumb.

ETA: yeah I just checked, she makes tiny trinkets:
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8-year-old me would’ve been in awe. It’s too bad troons ruined Pokémon, too.

Thought about adding Wicked Whims to make it more interesting for the few weeks a year I play The Sims but it always felt like a line I shouldn’t cross, like going from pain pills to heroin.
 
Not quite man's best friend: a TiF glowers resentfully over the fact that people correct themselves when addressing a dog more than they do when addressing her.
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This fucking dog.

Been out 5+ years, I'm 24, I'm a decent person, I do what I can to help my family. Give money, time, love, energy. I go out of my way to help my family. I try to love the people I love in a loud and clear way.

Currently staying with grandparents while older sister is visiting in town. She brought her dog, love that dog, she's a great dog. The dogs not the issue. The problem is that every time that dog gets mistaken for a boy dog every one is so quick to fix that mistake.

But me, an entire human who has been out as transgender for more than FIVE WHOLE YEARS. A person who is kind and thoughtful. A person who has had hormones, surgery, therapy, countless conversations and considerations for this life. I am constantly misgendered. Every fucking day of my life and I can't live like this anymore.

Its hurts, I'm hurting, I'm in active pain. And I'm so fucking at my limit.
Idk what to do, I did hormones, likes some changes but not all of them. Mostly the emotional and behavioral ones. And the acne. That sucked. So i stopped, had top surgery loved my results still feel that way. But no matter what I do I'm not masc enough for people to respect me. And I just am so over that bullshit.

Like this is so ridiculous it's not even funny. I feel disrespected, unappreciated, unloved, uncared for. Basically all of the bad things. Because the people who are supposed to love me the most just seem so disinterested in who I am. And it's not even in a malicious way. They just seem embarrassed. Which honestly is worse. Sometimes I wish they were just shitty hateful people too ignorant for their own good. But they aren't. And it makes me feel like it's my fault. There's just too much bad in me for anything to ever change.

So TLDR I'm jealous of a fucking dog for getting treated nicer.
A FTM is making rapid-fire posts threatening suicide over being a "fake man" and "living a lie" despite that she has been on HRT for 4 years, has her documents changed and has even undergone a mastectomy and a hysterectomy. Even though she is "unclockable even to other trans people that claim they are very good at clocking other trans people," she still yearns for the cold hand of death to snatch her from this plane. Another happy customer!
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i want to die

i have a kidney infection and had to go to the hospital yesterday for it because it was causing me excruciating pain. literally the whole visit i was misgendered by almost every single worker. i was there for seven fucking hours and had to leave AMA, which i would typically never ever do because i've worked in a hospital and i know that they hate when you do that, because it was causing me to cry uncontrollably in the room they had me in. it's not even like i'm pre-t or don't have my name changed. i've been on T for 4 years. i have top surgery and hysto. my name and sex are legally changed on everything. i am unclockable even to trans people that claim they are very good at clocking other trans people!!! and despite that they wouldn't stop using she/her for me verbally and on the written documentation i was given. i just want to kill myself. i hate being trans more than anything else in this world. i don't want to have to live the rest of my life rhis way. i'm absolutely fucking miserable. i wish i could have a gun so i could just shoot myself in the head instead of trying to figure out other painless ways to do it. this is just absolutely unbearable. i don't want to live like this forever. and yet i have to keep living because other people want me to be alive?? like i don't fucking care!!!! YOU ARE SO SELFISH!!!!! let me fucking die in peace!!!! i have no interest in continuing my life in this world!!! i really don't!!!! i have wanted this for years. i'll never truly know what it's like to be male and it makes me want to blow my fucking brains out and i wish to god that i could because i can't stand having to force myself to live through another day on this planet. everyone always tells me oohhh go to inpatient go to this outpatient program I DON'T WANT TO. IT WILL DO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING FOR ME. IT LITERALLY HAS NEVER HELPED ME. NOTHING WILL EVER CAUSE ME TO BE CONTENT WITH THIS FUCKING PRISON I HAVE TO LIVE IN EVERY DAY. I DON'T CARE!!!! I WANT TO DIE. I HAVE MADE UP MY FUCKING MIND AND HAVE HAD IT MADE UP FOR YEARS. I HAVE ZERO INTEREST IN LIVING THE REST OF MY LIFE AS A FAKE MAN. I DON'T WANT TO KEEP HAVING TO LIVE A FUCKING LIE ANYMORE. I DON'T WANT HELP. I WANT TO DIE.
Body shaming isn't based, bros: a li'l dood is fuming over novelty condoms for her macroclitoris, which I'm sure even the comedians who developed these condoms were not expecting to be a market to ever be served.
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I was googling to see if anyone makes condoms small enough for a T-dick, but all I found were “gag gifts” like this that piss me off so much


Maybe I’m being too thin-skinned by being offended by it, but I don’t care. Why the fuck do people think this kind of body shaming is okay?
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Putting the "poo" in pooner: a FTM takes to r/transmasc to ask her fellow brothers a very important question: does anyone else have titanic shits? Unfortunately, it seems OP is not alone in this regard, with one commenter replying "it’s the delivery room and/or Niagara Falls for me 💔"
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Possible TMI but I've got to ask. Anyone else on T get Monster Shits?

And I don't mean like diarrhea, I mean crapping a coke can every day.

I know there's a stereotype about dudes having bigger shits, but??? I thought that was just "tee hee girls don't poop" in reverse, like????
 
I'm very pessimistic because I don't think this trans stuff will ever go away permanently. But damn it's nice to see for once that at least steps are being made.

I also have a feeling we will see many new studies showing "Oops... This was all bullshit". I could be wrong but I've seen more studies being released these past 6 months then I ever have before. It's like they don't have to worry about losing funding now or getting crucified for having "Wrong think"🤔
 
But me, an entire human who has been out as transgender for more than FIVE WHOLE YEARS. A person who is kind and thoughtful. A person who has had hormones, surgery, therapy, countless conversations and considerations for this life. I am constantly misgendered. Every fucking day of my life and I can't live like this anymore.

Its hurts, I'm hurting, I'm in active pain. And I'm so fucking at my limit.
Idk what to do, I did hormones, likes some changes but not all of them. Mostly the emotional and behavioral ones. And the acne. That sucked. So i stopped, had top surgery loved my results still feel that way. But no matter what I do I'm not masc enough for people to respect me. And I just am so over that bullshit.
If you want to know why people will easily correct their "misgendering" of a dog, that's because unless you're a dog expert, male and female dogs generally look exactly the same to us. If dogs have sexual dimorphism, it is not obvious to the average person. So it's easy for someone to make a mistake and refer a dog by the wrong sex and then switch when they're corrected.

The difference here, pooner, is that it's pretty blatantly obvious that you're a woman. Humans have sexual dimorphism and we are clued into it. It feels wrong for us to call an obvious woman "he." Also some of us don't want to play into your delusions! With dogs, there is no delusion anyone is playing into.
 
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