DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Comma]

This is a broken man:

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Memology putting those videos up fast.

The Roach King laughing at the Pigroach wasn’t in my bingo card, but I’ll take it.

 

[MAWBD2]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯​

 

[Twrx]

More begging, less than 10 minutes later. I guess yesterday's $520 has been spent on something already.

He has no object permance when it comes to money.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

This is a broken man:

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So dumb that boobies exist.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Todays Phails in Photos:

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Dsp being raped by a fridge in AtomiC Heart is why he won't play AH 2 truthfully.

trailer had a lot of big tits in it, so no way he'd ever touch it anyway

edit:

This is a broken man:

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FUCKING LITERAL FAGGOT

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

DSP - known worldwide for not ever mentioning or giving a fuck about people who laugh at him - finally won his first online match after hours upon hours of playing, and instantly went full-on toddler-mode toxic on viewers and Asmongold. This man has the thinnest skin known to man:

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I love how he expects recognition for winning ONE online race in Mario Kart like he just cleared a SMB world record or something. Like when he whined like a little bitch about no one talking about how he beat Doom (on difficulty 3/6). It reminds me of his "I beat the Elden Ring DLC (with an overleveled cheese build), I solved a hard puzzle in this other game (his chat told him the answer, don't remember the game) and I played ranked SF6 (got his ass handed to him by every competent player) all in the same day, why aren't people talking about that!?" Like in Phil's mind, Twitter is supposed to blow up showing a clip of him winning a race... something only literally every person has done.

Since that fat faggot is reading here, the answer is simple: you see Phil, what you call an "achievement" that proves you're an elite gamer is actually what most people do, therefore no one is impressed if you win ONE race in Mario Kart. On the other hand, throwing a bomb, walking right into it, saying you didn't and then blaming the game is a remarkable level of stupid only you can achieve. Sure, most of us have had those moments, but it's usually followed by a "god I'm such a fucking moron" and move on instead of thinking Nintendo screwed us. Fucking idiot.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

This is awful. He's saying nothing interesting. Whining about everything. My favorite part was when he was complaining about MTX is this japanese game that they showed the trailer for and the game looks like an rpg.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

the 15 minute atom heart 2 gameplay/viral reaction attempt at the end of a drunken holiday marathon is gonna go hard.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

the 15 minute atom heart 2 gameplay/viral reaction attempt at the end of a drunken holiday marathon is gonna go hard.

Spoiler

 

[Jang Joo]

I'm still catching up but the catastrophically bad Mario Kart gameplay is really sending me. Ultra late reactions to turns and the environment, getting too close to other racers holding offensive items, can't position himself properly for jumps, standard game mechanics are "cheating". Motherfucker is really coping, malding and seething over a children's video game.
Phil, you should just beat your meat live on stream again. That'd be less embarrassing than your current state.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil is an absolute idiot for burning every bridge with everybody online

He has to. He's a piece of shit.

EDIT: He cannot even get a normal job. Employers will look his name up and see thousands of people mocking him.

Garbage companies always need someone to hang off the back of a truck. And since he feels they don't have enough people to pick up his garbage......................

He's super pissed off right now. He said he wanted to hit 7 goals ($1050) today and he's not even close right now.

He hit far more than 6 goals a week ago. Eat shit Phail.

Does this retard seriously expect to make $1,000+ every marathon?

Those alimony payments don't just materialize out of nowhere.

One of his kino dents offered 100 subs to play him / add him on Switch 2. It almost seems like a kind gesture, although if you're Paranoid Phil you immediately act like a fool, cry about your ex-boyfriend PPP (he's fat) and his more successful business. How easy would it have been to simply play with one of your dents?

No way he's going to let people see him get smoked by a dent.

I hate to sound a-loggy, but it's a miracle this fucker has dodged every potential beat down in his life

Moving 3,000 miles away from it isn't a 'miracle'.

I just heard he ate Sushi during the marathon. Now, I've been accused of looking too deep into the vortex. I have no idea what that means. But can you at least consider that he either subconsciously or passive aggressively picked a Japanese-style food as a dig at Nintendo?

Khet no doubt passive aggressively chose sushi to take a stab at DSP for not being able to give her sushi on her birthday however many years ago.

Don't be a simpleton. It's surely because he didn't take her on a honeymoon to Japan.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Phail, here's some advice; if you win, act like you've done it before. If you lose, act like it's not a big deal. Being a sore loser and poor winner at your age is shameful.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

This is awful. He's saying nothing interesting. Whining about everything

I caught the last 15 minutes. He was barely paying attention and seemed to be fault finding everything he saw because he was mad about support ($78/$150 at stream end).

He’s the most materialistic person I’ve ever seen but doesn’t even have nice things. Disgusting.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Phail, here's some advice; if you win, act like you've done it before. If you lose, act like it's not a big deal. Being a sore loser and poor winner at your age is shameful.

It's crazy that as shit as he is at losing, he's an even worse winner. Just a miserable man.

In other news, he didn't hit his goal and instead of scolding the wheelchairs like he normally does he logged off right after he was done watching that game convention thing without mentioning money.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

I like how for any other human being when they're told that DLC for their 2023 Game of the Year will be releasing that same day, they'll most likely be excited and play it as soon as possible, but Dave complains and goes "well this throws a wrench in my plans!" How dare Neowiz not take the schedule of some fat fuck in Washington into account when thinking of the release date for their DLC?!

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

I wonder how much he's been scolding the discord dents behind da scenes. The streams the week before the marathon, the marathon itself, now today haven't hit the goals. He's got to be pissed.

 

[4090 Chad]

This is a broken man:

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I imagine every game trailer Phil watches must always give him a case of existential dread knowing its another game he is going to be shit at and how he knows if he buys it it's guaranteed hours of seething and coping.

 

[UsedUp]

I firmly believe dsp has never enjoyed gaming ever in life. what I mean by that is, how he is today is guaranteed how he acted as a child. When he got his first nintendo i'd bet he only got one to fit in and just lorded it over his class mates who didn't, and if and when his parents got him new games I'm sure he raged and was just as retarded like he is now when playing them and again would just brag to his class mates oh you're still playing mario 1, I got Mario 3 for super nintendo. we have literally watched him only do and buy certain things just to flex, no enjoyment whatsoever. I said the other day he is the antithesis of what a gamer is.