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Honestly I can't make it out as his terrible singing drowns out whatever sound there is there.
Like that Romanian one he hired to star in his crappy Yovanna video?
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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best we can do is getting coach deadpill added to the kill count, master sahib.
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And he says Erika "forgives" him, so that's minus one.
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I love how quickly "Greee" has caught on as Rusty's new nickname.
Every boy needs it
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Just saying, Hardin looks really good with a beard...
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I'm kinda surprised that none of us thought of it. We must be slipping.
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Nah, it's only funny because Shitlips spelled his own goddamn name wrong. Without that catalyst it's not nearly as funny. Appropriate given how much he screeches, but not nearly as funny.
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We tended to go for terms he found insulting like:
- Russtard
- Pipsqueak
- Gimpface
- Ratmouth
- Shitlips
Greee works as he's always reee'ing but it's just not as funny.
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A favorite of mine is "dingus."
No idea why but it sets him off like calling CWC naive.
I Hate The Disabled
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2020/2021 was a good year for Russ fans. We had his stalking case with his Kubric insanity stare, and the steaming pile of shit music video for "Yo, Yovannah."
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I wonder if the shit-lipped Greeetard will ever think to sue God, blaming Him for all of Russhole's problems in life? Or perhaps try to sue the LDS Church. After all, he went on their stupid mission! He kept up his end of the deal! They OWE him a hot 9/10 wife! They need to FORCE some young adult woman (younger than himself, of course) to marry him and sexually submit to him (just had John Bulla flashbacks (sexually)) to keep up THEIR end of the deal! All he needs to do is explain to a jury that he did what the Church wanted from him and they ducking screwed him over! He has a disability, you see, so the Church needs to give him a hot wife, because he's no longer allowed in any brothels, street hookers laugh at him and pull knives whenever he comes near, and he needs him his penis sucked in a way that helps him with his disability. The jury will totally side with him after they see how he kicked his disability's ass and is so inspiring.
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It's already been brought up that Russell wrote and signed a Will Eisner style Contract With God but can't sue because he didn't give himself any provisions in the event of a seller's breach, just that it is "out of the question"
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This is why Bamboon is as good as it is. I assume he meant to write baboon, but the error transforms it into something utterly unique and perfectly fitting as a Russell descriptive.
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I know all of these things have been said before (by me or others), but I had forgotten how horrendous and lazy this "creation" is, having not seen it in quite a while. So I'd like to offer the following list of observations:
1) The girl in the video is pretty in a generic skinny slavic way but in no universe is she a visual fit for a horny spank bank music video about a Dominican girl named Yovanna.
2) That video was clearly not filmed anywhere near the Dominican Republic...C'mon Crusty Rusty, you couldn't get this made at least somewhere in the world where they speak Spanish and most of the girls have dark hair?
3) Why was she suddenly in a grocery store parking lot?
4) At the line about enchiladas (that are themselves not a Dominican food) the girl is eating TACOS and it looked like she was salting them...
5) I'm sure she's wearing her own clothes throughout and I don't blame her for the unimaginative scripting of "walk through places near your apartment, occasionally look back at the camera, break out a few dance moves, then walk away again"
6) The lyrics....Jesus Christ....the lyrics. I know you said it took you two weeks to make this song, but how much of that was spent on the lyrics, two minutes? She knows she's pretty, that's her fulltime "job". She has simps chasing after her all the time. This song has nothing to do with "body positivity" or uplifting anything but Crusty Rusty's ego and dong.
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Russ is fascinating. He’s managed to take all kinds of good advice in his life and transform it into the bizarre bamboonery documented in this thread.
When you’re trying to impress someone, find a way to stand out!
— does a spastic dance
You can win a lady’s heart with music
— writes “flattery songs” for pop starlets
The music biz is hungry for songwriters
— writes five songs in 8 years
Dress to impress
— oh lord that crusty suit
I’m still hyped for his upcoming release this summer. I’m sure it’s going to be another hit.
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The hot Summer Jingle of 2042!
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I know things have changed somewhat in recent years, and people see their membership of a minority group as a way to get entitlement brownie points, but the pop music business has always been an equal opportunity employer. If you can write a great song and get it in front of enough ears, you too can make it big.
Given that, it's always seemed dumb to me that Russell would lead with his disability front and centre. Presumably he's hoping that people will take the attitude of 'lets give the slow kid a chance', which I assume will have worked a lot for him as a kid. Problem is, nobody gives a fuck in the real world. Either your songs cut the mustard or they don't. And Russell's don't.
But Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles never had to scream 'let the blind guy have a shot'. They succeeded because they were great. Ian Dury was never, "I had polio! Listen to my songs." People listened because the songs were great. People listened to Django Reinhart in spite of his fucked up hand, not because of it. Donny Hathaway suffered from paranoid schizophrenia and was hospitalized multiple times, yet he recorded some of the most sublime and definitive soul albums of the early 70's. He didn't cry and whine about his condition, he just made astonishing records.
Greer's obstacle isn't is disability -- it's the fact that he's an entitled, no-talent cunt.
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afaik he never cited "Russhole", but that was my favourite nickname until Greee came along.
It may not be as funny as some of the earlier names, but it's still pretty funny. Especially given that it was Greee himself who made it canon.
If anything, Ian Dury was the antithesis of Greee and his plights. His protest song against 1981 being declared International Year of the Disabled, "Spasticus Autisticus", was Dury flipping the bird at what he saw as patronising towards people with conditions such as his.
Also, I concur that Greee's only real "disability" (if you can call it that) is being an entitled, no-talent cunt.
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