Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[WaveBreak]

Maybe im late but ethan said on his latest stream that despite people saying ian is in an abusive relationship, ethan essentially doesn't have any pity for idubbbz, that ian looked in the camera when he said those things about cps. Consciously edited and released it. That the rules changed when they went after his kids. And that the coach interview is only the beginning. Says he is petty and vindictive and that whatever keemstar ever did to ian will be nothing compared to what ethan will do.

"Fuck them both. They're both evil, despicable human beings."

To ian he says later
"I have no sympathy for this idiot. Dumbass loser. You know I did have sympathy for them, a lot of it, before they called me a terrorist and shit. Said I was lying about anti-semitism."

On anisa:
"Shes a succubus. She's a hell-demon. You are such a fucking horrible human.".

 

[MirrorNoir]

How fortuitous for Mr. Jomha to have unlocked discernment for concern trolling during the time when a lot of people start knowing about how manipulated and pussywhipped he really is behind the camera to the point where alogs and normies both go "I'm genuinely concerned he might be in an abusive relationship".

Actually, the biggest thing to come out of the current trainwreck is the complete and utter annihilation of the cope that Idubbz fans held that Anisa was bullying/abusing/controlling Ian and confirming once and for all that Ian is a horrible human being and willing and consenting partner to his wife's evil.

To bastardize a line from Strangers In Paradise, Ian is a lying cold blooded piece of shit con man who specializes in fraud and smear campaigns and confidence schemes that would make your skin crawl.

 

[stupid frog]

Their supposed edmonton property is in this thread somewhere

Anisa sold that house apparently.

Why would they be buying a new house though? Don't get me wrong I know Ian is a pushover and Anisa is dumb and crazy, but would they even have enough money on hand to move to Canada with their event imploding rn? I thought when they brought up Edmonton on their pod Anusa was just using it as a subject to pretend to be smart about, not as a full fledged plan

The fact she made him immediately buy a house during CC is evidence she will make him do these things on short notice.

SOMEONE MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

He fought back at the start of the relationship. She broke him down somehow.

 

[HottoMotto]

My theory is Anisa convinced him to sell the house in Seattle because that's the only way they will be able to MAYBE retain their lifestyle. Then she probably talked about how great, inclusive and liberal Canada is, he probably hadn't gotten his citizenship yet and knows nobody there while both Anisa and her entire family despise him. By moving to Canada she would gain even greater control over him while isolating him further plus he might be forced to either sign the property in her name or let her cosign. Also they probably binned all the boxxing larp gear.

That is unless she murdered him and is currently fleeing but that's too

 

[Would]

Jesus H.
Everything was true. All of it.
The cuckening, the pathetic weak-mindedness, the BPD-controlling freak wife, his shit smell and ass hygiene...

No wonder the Raped was begging the coach to not go on Ethan's show. It's a .44 caliber shot to the balls.
He couldn't win a spat against a cripple laying in shit if he wanted to.
Leafy could be found raped and bruised with needles hanging from his arms and he'd still be in a more favorable light than Ian, because at least Leafy can blame it on addiction and he's never been known to be cucked by his wife or girl. Ian has no excuse.

And the jealousy towards Ethan for being more successful? That's not Anus, that's entirely him. He resents the Kikelord's success and has ever since the adpocalypse.
Mark my words he secretly hates Joji and Max for being more successful and with women (particularly in Max's case) who admire them as men.

He never did those Kickstarter Craps to mock wokies or for entertainment at the mentally ill's expense, he did it because he loves punching down and winning against easy opponents. He hates Sam Hyde for standing up to him and taking him down a peg more than anything else. Sam could've fucked his wife mid-documentary in that dingy dentist's office on the couch and he wouldn't hate him half as much as he does now.
He's always been a bitter and pathetic soul.
He's never liked himself. It's why he can't stand anyone who reminds him of his dad who would try correcting Ian and probably told him he was a fuck up.

Ian is now IMO the biggest lolcow in history. CWC at least has heavy mental illness and a lifetime of abuse IRL and online to justify his decline. Ian took a few online jabs and completely broke down to shit. He even smells like he feels- stinky.

Anisa is perfect for Ian. No two people deserve each other more than those two. Any sympathy for Ian is moronic.

 

[anon101x]

Personally, I think Ethan was being pretty nice to him all things considering until Ian did that laugh at the skulls.

After that laugh at the skulls things changed fast. He ripped those motherfucking kid gloves off so fast and just been bombing Ian ever since.

Because in reality if you think the skulls are a “humorous” joke you’re incentivizing people to try and find an even funnier joke.

I really think that was the exact moment he just came to the complete understanding that who he thought Ian was - is dead.

I’ve also noticed even outside of Ethan that after that Noah interview a lot of people stopped believing that Ian was manipulated and vulnerable and was a willing and purposeful collaborator to all the fucked up shit they were doing.

The narrative switched from Ian being retarded slave NPC with no agency…. Into retarded AND gleefully willing slave that enjoys fucking people over for Anisa.

 

[Dick Nosed]

Here we go... Ignorance is bliss!

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Took 2 minutes to find the diner, just the closest one to their house near I-5.

Looks like a good pre-roadtrip spot to be honest.

 

[pixelatedsuicide]

i let 40 pages build up hoping anus would have gone full sharia law on the raped
i would do anything to get an unedited, 12hr long vlog of them taking a road trip to canada right now
there's so much seething we're missing out on and it makes me SAD

can you imagine driving for that long with her bumping her gums about complete nonsense.. ian probably nodding out like he's taken a heroic dose of fent

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Took 2 minutes to find the diner, just the closest one to their house near I-5.

Looks like a good pre-roadtrip spot to be honest.

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Anisa just wanted to go there because they were nice enough to stick her drawing on the wall right next to the rest of the retarded children.

 

[anon101x]

can you imagine driving for that long with her bumping her gums about complete nonsense.. ian probably nodding out like he's taken a heroic dose of fent

It’s an extremely funny thought of idubbbz standing at a rest stop leaning against the car while Anisa is squatting in the grass trying to take a picture of a flower to post on twitter to seem unbothered before she stomps back across the grass looking annoyed and pissed off while Ian’s sighs as he climbs back behind the steering wheel and they pull back into the highway.

Both of them unwashed, frowning, smelling like shit mad at the world.

Anisa angrily thumbs In her picture of a flower on twitter with a cute happy caption before reading hate tweets to Ian while he’s driving.

 

[Would]

It is safe to say, Ethan has collected Ian's head. His internet career is over. The commentary community will be making fucking 1000s and 1000s on the clips of this. Deorio is finally gonna get that BMW. PPP is going to get more high calorie maple syrup.

I fucking hate Ethan and will never stop thinking he's a weasel Jew cunt, but his victory over Ian is more one-sided than Michael Jackson's 2005 court case, and for that, I applaud and thank him. I hate that I have to, but credit where credit is due, and the man earned it in spades.
All because he couldn't say Ethan doesn't mistreat his kids. Goddamn, what a parent- to end a nigger's life so harshly because he refused to help you defend your young. Bravo.


However, I don't think Ian and Anus will go quietly. They'll pretend it's still 2016 and Ian is a big deal who just won his beef with Ethan.
Because they'd rather be the butt-end of every joke in the drama-community than work a job; Anus said she'd marry a millionaire after all!

Go off Asian queen! Anisa on life support go for the kill

You can tell she has that female pettiness and wants to rail on Anus so badly, but was probably tard-wrangled by her man to keep it civil and not turn themselves into drama personalities that could potentially hurt their business ventures in the future.
She seems particularly pissed at being stabbed in the ass over that guarantor's signature.
Get yourself a woman who defends you like that, Kiwi bros; they fuck great and will never let you fight alone.

 

[Meth Dick]

Ok, hear me out:

Could it be Meth?

No, like, for real. Aside from Ian and Anisa just looking meth-y af, it'd explain why they owe so many people money/never have any cash, and why they're such nasty unhinged delusional assholes. Meth often makes people act overly confident (hence, why methheads often get in the news for acts of lulz, like trying to wrest an alligator).

Not meth. Neither have any characteristics of a meth head. However they try as hard as they can to look like trailer trash meth heads. Anisa wouldn't have the balls to talk to a meth dealer, and if she's not going to get the meth then there's no chance of Ian doing it. Hard drugs is the last thing they'll ever get their fingers to.

But since the boxing thing is tits up, and Anisa is in desperate need for a new persona that is totally unbothered, I can see her forcing Ian to join her in skinwalking as a stoner.
Don't be surprised if she starts wearing Cheech and Chong shirts and starts bringing up marijuana strains on the bog. Because what's more unbothered than a hippy dippy stoner, right?

 

[stupid frog]

he did it because he loves punching down and winning against easy opponents.

When he's mentioned boxing again, he has specified he wants it to be "someone weaker" than him. He must be really bitter over losing something he didn't even want to do.

 

[Mac Monster]

This just occurred to me: Anisa and Ian have a thread 3000 pages long and yet they have no emotes. We should rectify this issue given their hundreds of face perfect for it.

These two faces would be my preferred choices for Jomha emojis.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

He never did those Kickstarter Craps to mock wokies or for entertainment at the mentally ill's expense, he did it because he loves punching down and winning against easy opponents.

I'm not buying this because he has a history of making himself an easy opponent. Eating pickles naked in a sewer wearing the green suit and acting like a retard, he gave plenty of ammo to his opponents and used to have iron skin.

 

[Would]

I'm not buying this because he has a history of making himself an easy opponent. Eating pickles naked in a sewer wearing the green suit and acting like a retard, he gave plenty of ammo to his opponents and used to have iron skin.

He did all of that stuff while being backed by the majority of the big players of the commentary community and clarifying it was all done for entertainment and "irony".
You take his safety nets away and place him in the same boat as every day people and he breaks like porcelain at 2mph.

Without a hugbox, he's got no iron skin.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

I'm not buying this because he has a history of making himself an easy opponent. Eating pickles naked in a sewer wearing the green suit and acting like a retard, he gave plenty of ammo to his opponents and used to have iron skin.

Alternative take: he was the weird kid who ate bugs and shoved rocks up his nose to make people laugh in grade school. He didn't do it because he was a super confident cool guy, he did it because he had nothing else to offer. He rode this horse to YouTube stardom during a specific period of time where that was in vogue, and now that lack of personality and self-respect has ruined his life via Anisa.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Ian's streak of bad videos, mocking his "empathy",

Of all the dumb shit Ian has said and done, "Ability: Empathy" is the one he will never live down. Its so smug and condescending and cringe and stupid and insulting you just can't help but want to rub his face on it.

 

[shoashuffle]

Took 2 minutes to find the diner, just the closest one to their house near I-5.

Looks like a good pre-roadtrip spot to be honest.

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Eugh, homestuck drawings. EUGH these prices.

 

[Dick Nosed]

Eugh, homestuck drawings. EUGH these prices.

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Sadly standard city restaurant prices now. Personally I would go for one of the omelettes, they got half a dozen eggs and the same sides for like couple bucks more than the regular plates.

Still fucking 23 dollars for half a dozen eggs and hashbrowns.