DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GodModule]

ICS is beyond dented. He thinks he's some epic puppet master making everyone dance, but all he does is ruin potential kino moments. Easily the worst member of the vortex, and an absolute faggot.

 

[Mecha boi]

glad he wage quit reaction content, he is beyond unbereable to watch when he does it: cringe, unfunny, hateful, boring, etc. can't wait when he starts whining about low support when a big gaming event happens and holds his dents to unrealistic "big streamer" standards.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

I like how for any other human being when they're told that DLC for their 2023 Game of the Year will be releasing that same day, they'll most likely be excited and play it as soon as possible, but Dave complains and goes "well this throws a wrench in my plans!" How dare Neowiz not take the schedule of some fat fuck in Washington into account when thinking of the release date for their DLC?!

Neowiz are detractors who looked at Phil's schedule and intentionally released the DLC at the inconvenient time! Fucking morons!

 

[RougeRed]

PayPal donations. Unlike his poor attempts at pignosis in denying this, Phil (and any seller, for that matter) receives details like the email address and the name attached to that PayPal account.

He’s well aware that he’s supported by less than a handful of paypigs, he just refuses to acknowledge it because it breaks the illusion.

He did eventually walk back the initial lie but, in true Phil fashion, never admitted he lied and just acted like people didn't understand his phrasing. He did claim that he did not see people's personal info when they tipped then, later said that he "only sees the information they want me to see". He went on to explain that he meant people shouldn't put their real name on their paypal account unless they want people they send money to seeing it. IIRC This explanation and change in the story only happened after days of people in his chat repeatedly saying that this was not true because they use paypal all the time.

I think the need to change the story came about after he realized it was extra-retarded to lie about the functionality of a service that a lot of people, and 100% of his whales, have used before.

 

[Switch Mongo]

May be recency bias but I feel like that clip of DSP going backwards onto the track is an all time best moment and an absolutely perfect example of who he is

Pigroach who would rather lie about a kids game cheating rather than admitting he sucks at video games that’s why we get clips like that and the one where he was blue shelled at 1st place but he swears he was in 3rd. Retard piggy

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Pigroach who would rather lie about a kids game cheating rather than admitting he sucks at video games that’s why we get clips like that and the one where he was blue shelled at 1st place but he swears he was in 3rd. Retard piggy

I've said this a few times recently, but he no doubt cope-lies often, but somewhere in the neighborhood of 30-50% of the time he isn't lying. He literally has no idea what's going on. Close inspection of his gameplay even in simple games such as this reveals he often forgets entire gameplay mechanisms needed to compete....at all. For example watch his multiplayer gameplay and watch how infrequently he uses the mechanics that provide boosts. He will do it for a while, get distracted, forget and stop, then a lap or two later pick it up again. I haven't played a kart racer since CTR but from what I remember of that, if you're not ontop of shit like that you're absolute trash tier.

 

[Moar Krabs]

I used to think Gaming would mostly get phased out but after seeing Throwback Politics and now React content all fail looks like Phil and Video Games have a lifetime contract together. he can probably keep pushing these marathon streams that he does but even those will only make him like 300-500$ if he does get another thousand dollar marathon stream it will be one of those once in a blue moon kind of deals.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I used to think Gaming would mostly get phased out but after seeing Throwback Politics and now React content all fail looks like Phil and Video Games have a lifetime contract together. he can probably keep pushing these marathon streams that he does but even those will only make him like 300-500$ if he does get another thousand dollar marathon stream it will be one of those once in a blue moon kind of deals.

too lazy to escape this hell of his own making. with even a little bit of effort he could probably pivot into any number of modern grifts without having to deal with games. but he'll be gaming until he finally strokes out on stream.

 

[Pargon]

I've said this a few times recently, but he no doubt cope-lies often, but somewhere in the neighborhood of 30-50% of the time he isn't lying. He literally has no idea what's going on. Close inspection of his gameplay even in simple games such as this reveals he often forgets entire gameplay mechanisms needed to compete....at all. For example watch his multiplayer gameplay and watch how infrequently he uses the mechanics that provide boosts. He will do it for a while, get distracted, forget and stop, then a lap or two later pick it up again. I haven't played a kart racer since CTR but from what I remember of that, if you're not ontop of shit like that you're absolute trash tier.

He struggled with Super Mario Kart, a game he was supposedly somewhat familiar with and in terms of gameplay complexity it’s clown shoes next to more or less any more recent entry in the series, maybe barring Kart64.

(This isn’t a watch endorsement. I didn’t even watch it. I’m just confident in Phil’s abilities that I can throw a dart by just typing “tihydp [game title]” and it will hit footage of him making an ass of himself)

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I used to think Gaming would mostly get phased out but after seeing Throwback Politics and now React content all fail looks like Phil and Video Games have a lifetime contract together. he can probably keep pushing these marathon streams that he does but even those will only make him like 300-500$ if he does get another thousand dollar marathon stream it will be one of those once in a blue moon kind of deals.

It's all dependent on whales, and they're clearly directing Phil to play certain games now. If it was up to Phil, he'd be doing self-therapy pahdcasts all stream.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

ICS is beyond dented. He thinks he's some epic puppet master making everyone dance, but all he does is ruin potential kino moments. Easily the worst member of the vortex, and an absolute faggot.

Someday there has to be a ranking for these fags. I thought Only Iced Coffee was a horrible cunt. But the difference is OIC tipped to own the trolls while ICS donates because he wants to own Phil. Another idiot with money. He thinks he's providing content for Kino Casino. But for who the worst member of the vortex is? Probably Swaggins/Gorilla Pimp/SnowKarl. You get openly berated, mocked, dressed down, and crawl back to DSP, repeatedly? You deserve to be nailed up too. Absolute Dent Death. Anyone who switches from Raw Phil's or ALT's chat to DSP's chat to snitch goes next.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Swaggins is tough to beat. He always comes back to Phil after being berated and we've seen him pathetically kiss Phil's ass on Discord. Swaggins is a codependent bitch.

Unless Phil's Paypal records are leaked, we'll never know who the worst paypigs are.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I gotta say, TIHYDP being rebooted on Tiktok was not something I expected. Joon was right, DSP's life is a circle.

 

[McSneaks]

I love how he expects recognition for winning ONE online race in Mario Kart like he just cleared a SMB world record or something. Like when he whined like a little bitch about no one talking about how he beat Doom (on difficulty 3/6). It reminds me of his "I beat the Elden Ring DLC (with an overleveled cheese build), I solved a hard puzzle in this other game (his chat told him the answer, don't remember the game) and I played ranked SF6 (got his ass handed to him by every competent player) all in the same day, why aren't people talking about that!?" Like in Phil's mind, Twitter is supposed to blow up showing a clip of him winning a race... something only literally every person has done.

Since that fat faggot is reading here, the answer is simple: you see Phil, what you call an "achievement" that proves you're an elite gamer is actually what most people do, therefore no one is impressed if you win ONE race in Mario Kart. On the other hand, throwing a bomb, walking right into it, saying you didn't and then blaming the game is a remarkable level of stupid only you can achieve. Sure, most of us have had those moments, but it's usually followed by a "god I'm such a fucking moron" and move on instead of thinking Nintendo screwed us. Fucking idiot.

The funny thing is I used to know someone exactly like this. We would hang out or he would invite me over to play single player games for him (shit like Ocarina of Time) to just do the game for him so he'd "beat it". Then his little brother always wanted to do the same thing.

You know the difference between him and Phil? We were like 10-11

 

[Whaler]

too lazy to escape this hell of his own making. with even a little bit of effort he could probably pivot into any number of modern grifts without having to deal with games. but he'll be gaming until he finally strokes out on stream.

It's not that he's too lazy to escape that Hell, it's just escaping it means having to admit he's bad at playing games and has difficulty solving problems. He'd rather cling to his false ideal world that he's one of the best gamers and his content is better than the rest it's just that the only reason he isn't raking in millions of views and subscribers is because Youtube, Twitch, and random people on the internet all banded together to fuck Phil over because he's just so amazing.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

ICS is beyond dented. He thinks he's some epic puppet master making everyone dance, but all he does is ruin potential kino moments. Easily the worst member of the vortex, and an absolute faggot.

ICS, OIC, and the super-whales are all just idea guys. They get their rocks off watching phil take on some random game he had no idea about until they told him because he's a retard. It's obvious to anyone with two eyes (even without a brain) that he's playing it because it has a whale sponsor. You know...being a retarded shill. It's such a dumb business model to let one person yank you around rather than have a lucrative contract with a corporation, but here he is. Buying cheap chinese junk to "review" instead of real peripherals, doing private playthroughs for behind the scenes dents who frequently get bored (because Phil's gameplay is trash and they don't actually watch it, they just want their own private TIHYDP fuel) and when they do get bored they leave him hanging with just his normal support. Phil gets confused he's getting less than a hundred a stream without a whale, and cannot admit that's the reason. So he copes, has his business meetings, wrangles behind the scenes (gets wrangled because he's a stupid mark), and moves on to playing the next thing they will support.

 

[Nate Dingus]

I love how he expects recognition for winning ONE online race in Mario Kart like he just cleared a SMB world record or something. Like when he whined like a little bitch about no one talking about how he beat Doom (on difficulty 3/6). It reminds me of his "I beat the Elden Ring DLC (with an overleveled cheese build), I solved a hard puzzle in this other game (his chat told him the answer, don't remember the game) and I played ranked SF6 (got his ass handed to him by every competent player) all in the same day, why aren't people talking about that!?" Like in Phil's mind, Twitter is supposed to blow up showing a clip of him winning a race... something only literally every person has done.

Phil's greatest achievement in life was coming 4th place at a broken port of a broken SF 2 edition that American players boycotted. 20 years later, he still thinks he proved himself to the FGC.

Despite video evidence at the time showing that they still has no respect for him. And it's only gone downhill from there.

 

[Balr0g]

Funny enough he had a bit of respect but he wasted it by shittalking, being too full of himself and not managing to repeat the success

 

[woc_krava]

I have a legitimate question. I watched the initial Sidescrollers interview and saw this as his Mundane Matt moment. He had the choice to either take the bandaid off and move on, or just keep on hiding and continue on his downward spiral. I think the best course of action was to do what Matt did. Is he better off for keep on lying, and then half-admitting after PPP convinced him to? He could just get a normal job and have some shred of dignity left.

 

[Brother Wind]

I firmly believe dsp has never enjoyed gaming ever in life. what I mean by that is, how he is today is guaranteed how he acted as a child. When he got his first nintendo i'd bet he only got one to fit in and just lorded it over his class mates who didn't, and if and when his parents got him new games I'm sure he raged and was just as retarded like he is now when playing them and again would just brag to his class mates oh you're still playing mario 1, I got Mario 3 for super nintendo. we have literally watched him only do and buy certain things just to flex, no enjoyment whatsoever. I said the other day he is the antithesis of what a gamer is.

Honestly? I don't think he was. I think the Wolverine toy story shows he was pretty limited in how spoiled he was. I guess thinking on it, he did say he had a billion toys. So maybe? Although he could be lying about all those? Like he had friends who had them?

But, regardless, this attitude comes more from that other people would do that to him. Phil has a real stick up his ass about how people "treated" him. That's where the manner of his talking down comes from. So, he was certainly coming home every fucking day screaming at Linda that Franky or Desean had some new toy, and that he got bullied for not having it. Maybe Linda caved a lot. But that fucking brief moment of ostracization fucking scarred him.