Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 195 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 216 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 772 32.6%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 448 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 482 20.3%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 257 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,370
There is something else that the regulars of this thread may remember.

Ian is really insecure about being in a locker room with other men. He thinks other guys might decide to sexually abuse him. That thought would never cross a regular guy's mind when it comes to locker rooms.

Perhaps his bad smell is a way to deter rapists combined with his innate lazybones lifestyle or...

Maybe the Raped was indeed Raped.
 
There is something else that the regulars of this thread may remember.

Ian is really insecure about being in a locker room with other men. He thinks other guys might decide to sexually abuse him. That thought would never cross a regular guy's mind when it comes to locker rooms.

Perhaps his bad smell is a way to deter rapists combined with his innate lazybones lifestyle or...

Maybe the Raped was indeed Raped.
I bet his dad diddled him as a kid. It explains everything.
 
And one of the """lolcows""" was some nigger named Lil Mat, or was it Lil Mar? lil bix nood shoota playa or some other negroid name. Who made generic tiktok videos about being a trucker and then raped a 14 year old and was arrested for it.
To be fair Lilmar was for a time a pretty entertaining cow, he used to make Chris and the Hedgehog Boys tier rap music, disgusting porn videos with random obese lot lizards to further his obsessive body count (including one where he fucks a McChicken sandwich), and also a bunch of miscellaneous happenings such as him fucking and abandoning a homeless woman near an abandoned house over state lines, admitting to cuddling and nearly banging a 12 year old when he was 16, driving like three hours to see a girl that would only give a kiss on the cheek, etc. However, most of that happened before the infamous Walmart incident, he’s mellowed out for the most part, all he does is ragebait about being a pedophile in the RapTV Instagram comments section.

He might become more interesting soon though, he recently started dating this obese Latinx woman who was confirmed to be talking to other guys while dating him yet he’s still committed to dating her, we might be getting a cuckold arc out of him soon

EDIT: I almost forgot, he used to do IG Live sessions where he would sob about how he couldn’t get a girlfriend and drank until he vomited. There used to be an IG page that tracked these but it’s gone now :(
 
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Ian is it, he is her peak, unless she wants to be a human toilet for some lower-rung saudi prince pervert.

I can almost guarantee you that all of the sex workers Anisa desperately tries to skinwalk ended up doing the human toilet shtick in Dubai at least once for cash. If Anisa was truly committed to the bit, she'd find a chubby chaser Gulf Arab like Chantal to at least spare herself the immediate trauma of being a literal shit-eating whore.
 
I am dead curious to know if they're in Canada to scout for houses, or if they have already panic-bought/rented a place and they are moving right now.

Anisa has decided that Ian will be ending his life utilizing one of the Canadian assisted suicide programs.

Anisa is putting him down. (:_(
 
The most charitable explanation for why the Jomhas didn't invite their coach and his wife to their gala is that they feared them making embarrassing revelations about them during casual conversation.

However, even that's generous. The more likely reason is that they simply viewed them as beneath them, as they lacked"e-clout" they could leech off or exploit .The coach and his wife had every right to be offended; his contributions were huge, and all he received was a cold shoulder.
 
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Ian looks like he's gonna try and hand me an unsolicited CD of his mixtape. (Do people still do this?)
Homeless niggers in Seattle do sometimes. I actually "bought" one the last time I was there because I was feeling generous. Me and my wife listened to it later that night, and it was HORRIBLE! A+ for effort though.
I can almost guarantee you that all of the sex workers Anisa desperately tries to skinwalk ended up doing the human toilet shtick in Dubai at least once for cash. If Anisa was truly committed to the bit, she'd find a chubby chaser Gulf Arab like Chantal to at least spare herself the immediate trauma of being a literal shit-eating whore.
Anisa is NOT Sugar Cube material!
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Ian has a lot in common with the typical Pajeet: both are used and abused like slaves, both are terrible liars, both are gigantic narcissists who are never wrong, both stink of shit and BO and whatever business they touch gets razed to the ground.
Maybe that's one of the reasons they want to move to Canada, so Ian can have some friends.
Ian and Anisa's dynamic reminds me of Chantal and Peetz: A toxic woman and a weak man who stay together because they can not afford anything else.

The biggest and funniest difference being that Chantal is higher in IQ and in emotional regulation than Anisa.
 
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