Lolcow Jason Genova - Failed bodybuilder, Star Wars enthusiast and massive sperg

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I haven't really paid attention to DRM in months, but is there any particular reason the Genovaverse subreddit has gone private, the DRM message board seems to be down, and Jason himself doesn't seem to be on Instagram anymore?
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Lake Cresva is dry. Big Richard and Big Lenny died. Big Jay is no longer performing his insane trolling. Janoy has become jewish with his coin collection. Bard is divorced or something. And Prince doesn't workout anymore
 
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MORNING DIS MORNING FAN BUDDIES.

Nice to see fellow pisstroopers, maniacs, and witnesses here.

DRM died of death.
Duncle just order'd 66 one of the genovaverse sub riddick.

Let the riddick nararators pound sound. Let that fat crackhead DAVE ROSOV fist himself.
 
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Lake Cresva is dry. Big Richard and Big Lenny died. Big Jay is no longer performing his insane trolling. Janoy has become jewish with his coin collection. Bard is divorced or something. And Prince doesn't workout anymore
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Lake Cresva may be dry but I’m gonna piss til I die
 

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All good things come to an end, and all piss dries. Lake Cresva is but a crater. The Misfits are scattered and the echoes of Order 66s issued in the past have gone silent. Freaky legends of the past have become ghosts (both literal and figurative). Even Misc is gone.

IDGAF what anyone says, the Delray Misfits are far and away the most entertaining ensemble of "lolcows" to ever exist. Chris Chan might have the most notoriety, but I'd say pound for pound, Janoy's content alone decimates the mother fucker. To some degree, and I've said this before, the Ruby video from 2017 felt like a series finale. Everything after felt like an extended epilogue, or a sequel series. But I wish they were still going.

Never got into the podcast. But the gym videos (and any videos they filmed around Florida, the Vegas trip, etc.) were the best. From the Mike vs Big Richard feud to the Harper era to Jason getting smacked around by Rich Piana to the boys meeting Hulk Hogan to the piss troopers ruining Broke Malones life to Big Jays rants in his truck, was just so much hilarious shit happening.
 
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JeffreyMaxwell said:
All good things come to an end, and all piss dries. Lake Cresva is but a crater. The Misfits are scattered and the echoes of Order 66s issued in the past have gone silent. Freaky legends of the past have become ghosts (both literal and figurative). Even Misc is gone.

IDGAF what anyone says, the Delray Misfits are far and away the most entertaining ensemble of "lolcows" to ever exist. Chris Chan might have the most notoriety, but I'd say pound for pound, Janoy's content alone decimates the mother fucker. To some degree, and I've said this before, the Ruby video from 2017 felt like a series finale. Everything after felt like an extended epilogue, or a sequel series. But I wish they were still going.

Never got into the podcast. But the gym videos (and any videos they filmed around Florida, the Vegas trip, etc.) were the best. From the Mike vs Big Richard feud to the Harper era to Jason getting smacked around by Rich Piana to the boys meeting Hulk Hogan to the piss troopers ruining Broke Malones life to Big Jays rants in his truck, was just so much hilarious shit happening.
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I couldn't agree more. Had the DRM popped off a decade later they would be huge.

Janoy is the perfect lolcow. Actually entertaining, affable, but still kind of a lil shit. You both root for him and wish to see him fail at the same time. The other thing that Janoy had that no other lolcow has, is the rest of the DRM to confront him. Unlike DSP or Chris Chan, Janoy needed the DRM, and they would make him answer for whatever little indiscretion he committed.

Janoy never really was able to control the narrative like almost every other lolcow. It was such a unique situation.
 
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Duncle's full takedown request is the most retarded takedown request I think I've ever seen. There's nothing in there but an alleged dox that was apparently up for a little while and some random comments and accounts. He posted it on r/modsupport and it got removed for breaking the support sub's rules. But at least he got a response from someone, a Pakistani gooner account trying to get their own banned sub back that somehow ended up in that thread. Can't make it up, true Genova retardation runs in the family.

 
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Its Vladi Bby said:
Janoy is the perfect lolcow. Actually entertaining, affable, but still kind of a lil shit. You both root for him and wish to see him fail at the same time. The other thing that Janoy had that no other lolcow has, is the rest of the DRM to confront him. Unlike DSP or Chris Chan, Janoy needed the DRM, and they would make him answer for whatever little indiscretion he committed.
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Problem is, that Jason alone is unbearable. So if he ever returns, it will just be a -continuation of "good moaning dis moaning faaans" videos
 
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Its Vladi Bby said:
I couldn't agree more. Had the DRM popped off a decade later they would be huge.

Janoy is the perfect lolcow. Actually entertaining, affable, but still kind of a lil shit. You both root for him and wish to see him fail at the same time. The other thing that Janoy had that no other lolcow has, is the rest of the DRM to confront him. Unlike DSP or Chris Chan, Janoy needed the DRM, and they would make him answer for whatever little indiscretion he committed.

Janoy never really was able to control the narrative like almost every other lolcow. It was such a unique situation.
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That's a really good point. The ensemble cast definitely both elevated the DRM, and also kept the primary cow in check. There were also a lot of outlying side character that would pop in, like m'Bessie and Emma and Jennifer and Chuck, Will, Bubbles, Sean, Synthol Mark. Not all of them were complete fuck ups, although it seemed the longer people stayed in proximity to the piss, the quicker it'd fall apart for them.

Actually, got something for the troopers here. Janoy uploaded some crazy rant like 10 years ago, and quickly deleted it, but someone made a Star Wars edit of it that was also deleted. Saved it on a hard drive for some reason, shit is funny.

"I feel lost. I feel tainted by the dark side of the force. I feel a lost soul. I want more power, but I know I shouldn't. I feel lost my soul is empty. Be resurrected but I will grow stronger in the dark side of the force and my powers re-erect. I'm a lost soul right now who's loss amwondering. But I will conquer. The dark side of the force is in me. I'm getting angry and more tainted over the years. My dib, deh-devils consume me and haunt me. Plague me. The devils of the dark side haunt my soul. But Lord Vader will return more powerful and hungrier than ever in power. I've turned to the dark sigh. But...my...powers consume me. Forever haunting this ter-tortured soul. Of mine. Plaguing my...muh...my mind. The monster and the demon has to...tooken over my soul. A monster and a demon..........has resurrected me. Tooken over my heart and my soul and my demons have haunted me and have plagued me for years and years and years and years. Just getting ripped is so hard, but the demons have haunted me forever. My soul is haunted and resurrected from the ash. I can't get over the demons who haunt me; my dreams, my nightmares, my souls, my plagues. My, eh...my misery, my pain, my torture, my sleep...patterns, all messed up, getting up in the middle of night, sleeping 3 4 hours, getting going back to sleep, working waking up weird hours to go to the gym. The demons haunt my soul losing my father at 16 years old. Losing everybody I love, my ant in 2007, losing everyone I love around me it's just conkerd haunted me, my devils have haunted my soul. All right, peace out bro."
 

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Enjoy_the_Ment said:
Problem is, that Jason alone is unbearable. So if he ever returns, it will just be a -continuation of "good moaning dis moaning faaans" videos
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Call me crazy, but I think Jason alone is also gold. Sure, there is a lot of slop he oushes out too. But when that nigga is feeling goofy, you get museum showings, fashion runways, 3am motivational speeches, Elvis impressions at the bus stop. Even good moanin dis moanin is iconic.
 
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Its Vladi Bby said:
Call me crazy, but I think Jason alone is also gold. Sure, there is a lot of slop he oushes out too. But when that nigga is feeling goofy, you get museum showings, fashion runways, 3am motivational speeches, Elvis impressions at the bus stop. Even good moanin dis moanin is iconic.
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Jason alone for a period of time was good. He had good filler, but the other cast of characters really brought out the best in him
 
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Its Vladi Bby said:
Janoy is the perfect lolcow. Actually entertaining, affable, but still kind of a lil shit. You both root for him and wish to see him fail at the same time.
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I liken him to a more retarded and Jewish version of Andy Warski in that he's very childlike, but not outright malicious. Can he be malicious? Yes, but it's so obvious that it's the other person's fault if they fall for it.
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The other thing that Janoy had that no other lolcow has, is the rest of the DRM to confront him.
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And they were all varieties of oddball that meshed together remarkably well. They were a loose knit family that had no issue mercilessly busting each other's balls, but clearly and unironically loved each other.

You had relatively normal people like that older hot gym lady from the earlier videos and the Asian mukbong guy that Lenny wanted to rape. You had the alpha jew in Big Richard. You had Big Lenny who injected and/or swallowed every conceivable form of performance enhancer known to man and bragged about fucking Haitian trannies. (How Lenny made that an endearing quality is beyond me, but by God he did.) Then you had the normal oddballs in Prince Andrew and Brad. Plus dozens more. There was every type of person for the viewer to connect with at some level.
 
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You had relatively normal people like that older hot gym lady from the earlier videos and the Asian mukbong guy that Lenny wanted to rape. You had the alpha jew in Big Richard. You had Big Lenny who injected and/or swallowed every conceivable form of performance enhancer known to man and bragged about fucking Haitian trannies. (How Lenny made that an endearing quality is beyond me, but by God he did.) Then you had the normal oddballs in Prince Andrew and Brad. Plus dozens more. There was every type of person for the viewer to connect with at some level.
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Sal was the cool grandpa of the group. Mark was the loner normal guy who would break in the background whenever things got funny. Chuck was always on his damn phone playing games. Coath Andrew being around for a while was great because he would push Jason, even though Jason snaked him. Big Jay was the drunk uncle who went too far but made some great ments.
 
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Sad to say but with the death of Lenny, even though his content had been shit for years, it officially marks the end of the misfits. You guys covered a lot of good points.

I'd like to just point out that the other reason the misfits are dead is because janoy has had years of uninterrupted haladol shots uninterrupted re-education from mother dearest. The difference of janoy on and off that shit is massive. But he's too far gone now. If there ever was a potential del ray come back, it'd entirely depend on the piss lord rising again. Unfortunately, he's been permanently neutered.
 
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