Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%

  • Total voters
    294
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Oh, gee, Nick, what a scary threat.

Aaron has admitted to doing molly CONSTANTLY when hanging out with Nick and Kayla. No one disputes that it's Nick who procured all the drugs, including Nick. Can someone explain why Nick thinks this is an 'own'?
It’s amazing he’s STILL under the impression anyone gives a shit about how pathetic Aaron is as if that exonerates him in any way. The worse you make Aaron look the worse you look for getting cucked by him you fucking junkie mongoloid.
 
Admitting to being self diagnosed more likely.
No professional will ever give an adult an ODD diagnosis - they kind of can't. It's used as a marker for Cluster B traits in children.
There are really two main reasons they use that diagnosis. One is that lots of kids display these traits and the vast majority outgrow them, and the other is that a diagnosis like antisocial personality disorder is essentially equivalent to what used to be called psychopathy or sociopathy.

People who act like an ODD child as adults are considered psychos.

I'm pretty ambivalent about the whole diagnosis. It almost reminds me of "drapetomania," the alleged mental illness invented to claim it was somehow a sign of mental illness for a slave to want to escape. It seems to be thrown down from time to time on kids who rebel against absolute bullshit from adults.
As much as you hate nick you can't hate his balldowashers enough. They don't have the drug excuse as to why they're so retarded.
Some of them do, like the disgusting child abusing drug addict Grifty.
 
These are the statistics from Rekieta’s Karen Read stream on June 6, 2025. His performance yesterday was an improvement and more in line with his usual numbers:

June 6, 2025: Karen Read Trial – Day 28 – Defense Case Continues
  • Total Amount Donated: $252.13
  • Total Unique Super Tippers (excluding 'Anonymous'): 19
  • Total from Anonymous Donators: $76.23
  • Top 3 Super Tippers:
    • Rosalyn Duke: $30.90
    • Rylan Poole: $20.00
    • Your Mother's Boyfriend: $20.00
  • Average Donation Size: $7.20
  • Average Donation Rate: $36.65 per hour of video
  • Note: SuperChats totaled $97.00
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00:26:38VVvPrince5.00Just a reminder that Nick is a raging queer; always late and gay: But never gayer than that fat retard with the micro penis: He needs one of the mirrors to see under cars to see his micro peen tiny
00:26:58apachechief10.00The tail light evidence shows indisputably that it was smashed after the incident: Or am | missing something? The photos and videos show this. 7 hope the jury sees through this Judge's charade
00:27:20Rylan Poole5.00When researching micropenii for serious purposes I came across the term ""Inconspicuous Penis"" _ This term refers to penii of varying size that are unable to be seen due to copious belly fat: Id ask which of the two situations apply to Krusty Kurt but [ am not brave enough to check and the underage ladies in his basement don't have the strength to pry apart his voluminous folds:
01:01:18Rylan Poole5.00name is Ozymandias, of Look on my Work, ye Mighty; and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare lone and level sands stretch far away King Kings, My Just trying out this new voices and also announcing that Kurt has a mini pini
01:01:48Rylan Poole5.001 give you all the bitch you can handle Im barely even interested in this self-absorbed whore
01:01:58Rylan Poole5.00Thank you for celebrating Pride month by being extra late and gay: | stole this joke from Canhands in the YouTube chat Andy
01:02:18TheTexVet5.00A micro-peen is never late, nor is it early: It shows up precisely when it means to
01:02:32DoubleTrend5.00for Crash Daddies! Yay
01:02:38Mr Memeyagi5.00Nick was once the queen: Of every trial stream: But his life was a mess, He used coke to de-stress. Kurt has a micro peen
01:03:10Anonymous5.00Heres a catchy name for Curts Italian cooking show> Douche Peeni-
01:03:18Messy Chavez10.00Look up Commonwealth vs pleas. This whole trial is controlled by this ruling: Now fat shame me baby boy
01:04:10Bestierose5.00All Becky's are hoes. Micro horno__ Peen de micro.
01:14:06Fishing5.00can't stand the way Canadians say proucess, but we can agree Kurt has a micropeen.
01:14:08Anonymous5.00Nick d love the opportunity at some point to chat with you on stream about weird legal stories from Alaska history and about a lawyer named Joe Vogler who's life/murder |'ve been documenting: Let me come on and provide evidence that Alaska is not fake and gay, also micro peeeeeeeeeeeeen
01:45:58Your Mothers Boyfriend20.00Nick. Celebrating 2 months off Mountain Douche: Switched to Sparkling Ice Caffeine: I get caffeine; but no high fructose corn syrup, sugar & Tastes Better too. Surprisingly | dropped from 12/day to 2 3 3 DownI5Lbs Hey dyes:
02:33:46Anonymous5.00Why did the cucumber blush at the vegetable orgy? It overheard the carrots talking about their ""steamy"" encounter in the stew; but it was just embarrassed about its own__ micro peeen!
02:34:28Anonymous5.00wanna paint the map of Hawaii on Kurt's pimple ridden back. And [ will that micro cock a reach around: No homo give
02:34:54Mistress5.00Remember the Toyota crash test commercial? Crash another one, Bobl Oh, micro peen! Meg
02:35:18Anonymous5.00THE EVIDENCE WILL SHOW: Kurt got a JD and a MICRO PEEN! Shanon got NO DEGREE and a HAIRLINE that disconnects every time he lies! Put them TOGETHER, and it's a legal disaster marinated in brotha buttah
02:35:58Ldr Smith5.00honour; | think the micro peen point has been more than well made now: Time to move on to massive peens, Shawn for example has a massive peen that starts at his neck and continues upward: Sqn Your
02:36:50Genx Medic5.00If Lady Rackets learns to Cook like Kurt will she have to develop a Chyna level Clenis to match the Micropeen?
02:37:00Anonymous5.002 Peens or not 2 Peens,that is the casserole_withered tis my knob of mine to suffer the Bingers and Ambers of outrageous pan pizzas Depp
02:54:36Anonymous15.00That ground becf looks like his prolapsed anus after me and mindset got finished with him. We filled him up!
03:03:28Anonymous5.00Your honor! | present to you exhibit ""Dick do' It's when your stomach sticks out more than ya dick dol If the dick don't fit your must admit it is a micro peen! allow it:
03:05:42Rosalyn Duke25.90How dare you force me to watch this abomination. Again: Megan, he totally should have gone to the library or the bookstore for a book of actual recipes: think he'$ adorable: /Il allow it: What in the fresh ghetto bull spit is this? Micro peen cooking streams will be the end of me:
03:21:48Anonymous16.23Jesus H Christ! Its not just that he can't cook but his fat ass won't even take the time to his own vegetables: micro having fuck: That looks like what he was serving at the superdome chop Lazy penis His rapes were not reported because the victims stated he barely made it inside me"" think the next story to break is that Kurt may be on cocaine and ketamine. What the hell am watching? microscopic penis
03:22:42The Dark Knight5.00He told me; 'Tve seen it all before |' ve been there | 've seen my micro peens lying on the ground |'ve seen the just begin to fall"" He said All things pass into the night' sky And | said no sir; | must say you're wrong | must disagree oh no sir; ! must say re wrong Won't you listen to GOOD BYE HORSES MICRO PEENS ARE FLYING OVER YOU ""Oh you' me?""
03:23:10Rosalyn Duke5.00Micro peen
03:27:18Genx Medic5.00rt is killing this Taco Casserole: I am esy Brother Butter later: Micropeen. Another WE 2 goir
03:31:42Pablo Rodriguez5.00Honor there is no way this doesn't count as cruel and unusual punishment please me in chains and have me go some micro peen Your put get
03:31:52Gerard5.00Meager inches cause really obvious problems, exposing embarrassing, negligible size:
04:55:06Ri GOd15.00on my weekly visit to the police station; needed my expertise with drugs are going to have me to controlled said | am very Guys; today they They hip buys, They Hip? Dey you up white me and my homies would never to yo dwight shrute lookin ass, now u want this bbc? lining boy sell
05:35:42crewkid525.00Brennan is an absolute bitch-made punk, my god
06:01:00Anonymous5.00As the originator of the micro penis trend. equally as funny is the fact that Legal Mindset always fails the ""follow my finger"" portion of a field sobriety test:
06:09:54Anonymous5.00No I'm serious! | don't know which of Legal Mindsets eyes shoot my load into! Also that muthafucka can't even look you in your eyes, also he can't not screen cheat, Also he can't look at the camera o

Special Mention:
I have to give a special shoutout to a particular SuperTip that mentioned taking a load on Legal Mindset’s eyes (WTF?). It was made by an anonymous tipper who is totally not Nick. This was Rekieta’s facial response:
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Weekly Totals (as of June 6, 2025):
  • Total Earnings:$1,800.84
    • From SuperTips: $1,089.84
    • From SuperChats: $711.00
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If you spot a Super Tip that didn’t get logged, feel free to DM me. I’ll update the detection parameters accordingly. The attached CSV file contains the full data log.
So, what exactly does the code do?
Every 2 seconds, it analyzes a video frame in search of very specific hues—my sacred chromatic thresholds. Once a region matching the blessed palette is identified, it calculates the area covered. If the candidate box meets the threshold, the system invokes EasyOCR to extract the text. The text is then parsed and exported to CSV.

Continuation logic?
If two Super Tips share the same username and donation amount, and there are no intervening frames without a donation box, I treat them as a single, continuous message.

What’s “max”?
The “max” value reflects what the total would have been if I had decided to count each message fragment individually—ignoring continuation logic.
 

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Oh, gee, Nick, what a scary threat.

Aaron has admitted to doing molly CONSTANTLY when hanging out with Nick and Kayla. No one disputes that it's Nick who procured all the drugs, including Nick. Can someone explain why Nick thinks this is an 'own'?
Wouldn’t this imply that he was trafficking drugs? He was giving them out for sexual favors (Aaron’s goo). @AnOminous I’m iffy on drug law, but pretty sure exchanging drugs for services is effectively evidence of being a dealer.

This doesn’t look bad on Aaron either. Aaron admitted this. He admits he was a cabana boy and Janny.
 
Its like when people shit talk their exes thinking it somehow makes them look better.
Shit talking exes is a giant red flag that should warn you off someone instantly. There are exceptions, but generally, the shit someone is saying about their last ex is what the bitch (male or female) will be saying about you eventually.
@AnOminous I’m iffy on drug law, but pretty sure exchanging drugs for services is effectively evidence of being a dealer.
That's technically true. Almost any time someone is just handing out drugs, they're doing it for some tangible or intangible benefit. If you interpret drug laws strictly literally, even something as innocuous as passing a joint on to the next guy could be "distribution."

It's exceedingly rare for such things to be prosecuted without something more than just people who hang out together (or fuck) sharing drugs with each other. An example might be, for instance, if a pimp is paying prostitutes at least partly with drugs.

I think there have been a couple cases, too, where some dude randomly handing out doses of LSD at a Dead concert or something similar has been prosecuted despite having no commercial intent.

Minnesota seems to be especially lax on this kind of broad interpretation of possession with intent.
 
Yep, this looks like the quality of person who could make Rekieta break probation.
Considering the women already have broken him down in advance, it should only take a few tweets from the proper sender. Like a brief wind against an unstable structure.
Grifty claims Nick's hatred of Elissa isn't about clipping
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Grifty explains himself
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Imagine admitting to being a retarded Nick supporter. Nothing wrong with being retarded, my friend, but it's not the good argument you think it is to excuse sycophantic behavior. It's like thinking "Grifty" is your most positive trait so you actually selected it for your name.
 
Rekieta-Report-Weekly-Special_Optimised.gif2nd - 8th of June 2025
What a week, huh?
Bodycam Bitching, Bothering Broads and Burnout Bleariness!

With such excitement, has Nick Rekieta generated a new shock jock audience? Waiting with bated breathe for his next round of incisive commentary?
The answer? No. Not at all.


Viewership per Week
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Now, sadly, I'm getting fucked on my stats. Playboard only allows up to 30 days of data at the free level, and I'm sure as shit not paying $99 a month to see up to 90 days. So lets work with what we got.

Peak Concurrent Viewers (% Change Week-over-Week)
WeekPeak Viewers (PCV)Change (#)% Change
12/05 – 18/052,214[Data Limit][Data Limit]
19/05 – 25/051,937-277-12.50%
26/05 – 01/061,631-306-15.77%
02/06 – 08/061,664+33+2.02%
It appears we're slightly wrong on Nick Rekieta's ability to capture the zeitgeist, his channel has achieved the barest sliver of recovery in PCV.
Perhaps a dash of virality when the Karen Read prosecutors rested their case? Overall however, he has suffered a PCV loss of over 24.84% since the 12th of May 2025.

Avg. Concurrent Viewers (% Change Week-over-Week)
WeekAvg. Viewers (ACV)Change (#)% Change
12/05 – 18/051,597[Data Limit][Data Limit]
19/05 – 25/051,335-262-16.40%
26/05 – 01/061,134-201-15.06%
02/06 – 08/061,065-69-6.08%
As for Nick's dedicated viewerbase, it has unquestionably. shit. the. bed. He is barely a hair above being under an average of 1000 viewers a stream.
He has suffered an ACV loss of just over 33.31%, over a THIRD of the viewerbase lost in under a month.
Based on current values and assuming a linear drop. It will take approximately 6 more weeks for the average viewer count to hit zero.

Superchat Revenue (% Change Week-over-Week)
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WeekRevenueChange (Number)Change (%)
12/05/2025 – 18/05$324[Data Limit][Data Limit]
19/05/2025 – 25/05$577+$253+78.09%
26/05/2025 – 01/06$599+$22+3.81%
02/06/2025 – 08/06$901+$302+50.42%
It appears Nick has developed a hardened core fanbase of paypiggery, with dramatically increasing average superchat revenue. Could Nick buy a new Rustang at this rate?
It seems the old adage that a fool and his money is easily departed is true. But can it last? Time will tell.

Summary:
In short: The comeback tour has been cancelled.
The "New and Improved" Nick Rekieta interests no one, except a dedicated following of spergs throwing cash at a investment loss.
But these are the same kind of people who thought NFTs/Web3 was innovation. Stay tuned for more thrilling mediocrity. Or don’t. It’s your call.
 
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Its like when people shit talk their exes thinking it somehow makes them look better.
Shit talking exes is a giant red flag that should warn you off someone instantly. There are exceptions, but generally, the shit someone is saying about their last ex is what the bitch (male or female) will be saying about you eventually.
Getting someone to talk shit about their ex is one of the easiest ways to find out everything about them. You’ll obviously find out all of their dislikes, but also more about them than they would want to admit.
 
Getting someone to talk shit about their ex is one of the easiest ways to find out everything about them. You’ll obviously find out all of their dislikes, but even more about them than they would want to admit.
The red flag kinds don't need to be manipulated into it though.
 
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Oh, gee, Nick, what a scary threat.

Aaron has admitted to doing molly CONSTANTLY when hanging out with Nick and Kayla. No one disputes that it's Nick who procured all the drugs, including Nick. Can someone explain why Nick thinks this is an 'own'?
LET ME PROVIDE EVIDENCE THAT I DISTRIBUTED DRUGS
 
How can Nick talk shit when his wife willingly wanted to bang Aaron?
This fact is verboten, Nick has mentally discarded the concept out of his mind.
I think he's achieved a real-life form of George Orwell's 1984 double-think.
The reality that he is a bona-fide cuckold does not register in his brain. 1+1=3 after all, as long as you believe it to be.
 
Minnesota seems to be especially lax
Minnesota is lax period. It’s a state I’ve always wanted to visit, but I’m afraid of being dosed and Balldo’d by skellies and getting raped by Somalis, with zero consequences to the guilty parties. Holy moly.

As an aside, is Wil Herren itching for a piece of Kayla? The amount of Balldo-slurping he’s been doing is obscene. Maybe he thinks Nick can pay off his horse teeth if he runs defense.
 
How can Nick talk shit when his wife willingly wanted to bang Aaron?
We all wonder this. How can Nick emerge from the gutter to throw insults, when he invited his Archenemy into his marital bed, to have intercourse with the mother of his five children.

He could find a Genie to assemble the finest words in the English Language, spend $100,000 on a movie studio and makeup and it would all be defeated by topless PPP wearing Jamaican bodypaint roaring "HE'S A CUCK!". . .in 360p.
 
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