Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Delany's Donkey]

I have serious doubts they raised him right.

what was your first clue? lol

 

[Vibralldo]

Grifty explains himself

Retarded fag only protects other retarded fag because of a literal mental disorder that overrides his better judgement

Makes sense

 

[August Levasseur]

ODD is something kids get diagnosed with when they act aggressively hostile towards authority figures. Adults are not diagnosed with ODD, because acting aggressively hostile towards those around you as an adult is just called being an asshole.

 

[SigmaBalls]

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oh god please let this happen it'd be the funniest fucking thing ever

 

[Not Even Twice]

Lol admitting you have ODD.

Admitting to being self diagnosed more likely.
No professional will ever give an adult an ODD diagnosis - they kind of can't. It's used as a marker for Cluster B traits in children.

 

[Vibralldo]

Admitting to being self diagnosed more likely.
No professional will ever give an adult an ODD diagnosis - they kind of can't. It's used as a marker for Cluster B traits in children.

Didn't Nick claim to have ODD or something?

Could be birds of a feather.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

ODD is something kids get diagnosed with when they act aggressively hostile towards authority figures. Adults are not diagnosed with ODD, because acting aggressively hostile towards those around you as an adult is just called being an asshole.

what is with tards and diagnosing themselves with the "i don't wanna go to bed!" disorder?

i actually agree with nick here. he wasn't equal with Aaron, nick was/is far worse.

 

[Captain Manning]

Parental kidnapping is one of those situations where it could be a very bad scenario or it could be a very unfortunately understandable scenario. The story I've seen posted is that the mother's boyfriend was accused of SA against the child, I dont know if that's true but it's an example of a sympathetic scenario where you would be rooting for the father who legally kidnapped his kid and anybody assisting him.

You could make that argument, but the thing here is you don't even have to in the context of Nick's accusations against Elb. That's why this is so dumb and infuriating.

Elb didn't do any of the things Nick is accusing her of. Full stop.

Nick is regurgitating bullshit claims some wine bitches used against Elb AND NICK years ago, and he's using them against Elb now while hoping everybody forget he was one of Michael Long's biggest champions.

Nick is doing this because:

1. Elb bad.
2. The Sophie thing died back in, like, late 2021, and there's no more money to milk off it.

He's a disingenuous cunt. He's lying, and he knows he is. He's hoping to get away with this because he knows most of the "old guard" has left his orbit, and the new guard is retarded (like Grifty).

It would be as if he woke up one morning and said "I never liked that son of a bitch Vic Mignogna! He raped 80 gorillion women!"

Which, make no mistake, he absolutely would if Vic ever started criticizing him. He's that fucking stupid. He'll adopt false claims once used by opponents.

Jessie PS / PodAwful has spun up a few amusing Balldoverse t-shirts for his merch shop.

Okay, those are actually funny.

I'd never buy one, or wear one.

But they're funny.

Retarded fag only protects other retarded fag because of a literal mental disorder that overrides his better judgement

No. It's dumber than that. Nick has claimed he has ODD. Therefore Grifty is trying to claim he does too.

Didn't Nick claim to have ODD or something?

Yes.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick is back in Stallyn's comments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex55JxtCFRw

Oh, gee, Nick, what a scary threat.

Aaron has admitted to doing molly CONSTANTLY when hanging out with Nick and Kayla. No one disputes that it's Nick who procured all the drugs, including Nick. Can someone explain why Nick thinks this is an 'own'?

 

[WEEKEND]

This nigga thinks he's loyal to some random dickhead on the Internet.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

But the traffic stop occurred at 6:51PM, so after Nick had worked his half day.

Following up on this, I did a bit of digging on the Farms an X. To start on the farms (2 months, or 1000 pages ago):

Spoiler: Friday-Monday observations from the Farms

The night before, Nick was failing at using grok:

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And he kept getting baited:

People just keep trolling Nick and he bites, every, single, time.
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When pitched the idea of being a "sober influencer" nick is appalled. Typical non-addict behavior.
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PS. Ghostarchive works again for archiving Twitter.

And more:

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Viva's Balldo YT interview

I haven't been in the thread for about a year. Viva's interview with Nick popped up in my recommendations.

I didn't watch the actual video, but was skimming the comments (which were mostly smoothbrain balldowashers and "do not cast the first stone" hopeless types) when I came across this Balldo reply to a fairly innocuous comment about his daughter's hair follicle result.

I very painfully skimmed back about 50 pages in the thread, but couldn't find it being posted previously.

As per usual, Balldo feigns disbelief that it's the State's fault for not pursuing and repeating his daughter's positive coke test, so that we will always be left uncertain what truly happened.

Because he is at the front of the line with concern, wanting to clear his name and get to the real truth of the matter.

He, of course, also has the rock solid alibi that a true "drug addict" would never waste any coke on his children.

Edit: Came across a few more, one that was previously posted about the cops/prosecution never asking about his dealer.

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Interestingly, one of our Handsome Mods had an inside scoop:

A source within the Office of Lawyers Professional Responsibility informs me that they are investigating Rekieta, but that they cannot reveal more

"full, clear and convincing evidence" - In Re Disciplinary Action Against Ray 452 N.W.2d 689 (1990) Minnesota Supreme Court. Also: "The Director bears the burden of proving professional misconduct by clear and convincing evidence. Clear and convincing proof, of course, is a higher standard than preponderance of the evidence." IN RE CHARGES OF UNPROFESSIONAL CONDUCT, 924 NW 2d 266 - Minn: Supreme Court 2019

Also something interesting:

"The purposes of disciplinary sanctions are to protect the public, to protect the judicial system, and to deter future misconduct by the disciplined attorney as well as by other attorneys", "We consider four factors in determining the appropriate discipline to impose: (1) the nature of the misconduct; (2) the cumulative weight of the disciplinary violations; (3) the harm to the public; and (4) the harm to the legal profession. We also consider any aggravating and mitigating factors and look to similar cases to ensure that our discipline is consistent with prior sanctions", "In addition to the four factors discussed above, in determining the appropriate discipline we also consider whether any aggravating or mitigating circumstances are present. The attorney subject to discipline bears the burden to allege and prove mitigating factors." - IN RE DISCIPLINARY ACTION AGAINST ODEGAARD, 15 NW 2d 632 - Minn: Supreme Court 2025

Nick had recently done a puff piece with Viva Frei, but the commentors weren't having it:

Excellent digging. I love this comment...
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... because it's from someone who should be an ally (a Viva follower), a lawyer, and it's 100% accurate. It could be a comment ITT, but he's just watching from the stands.

That morning, Nick had a tough time on what would become his last Karen Read stream with Branca:

Nick had a date with a mattress. He still cannot figure out why his video is bad.
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So he is MIA from the stream for 25 mins now...says I have to go on a kid run and it is only 15 mins round trip.......


Edit: He came back after about 30 mins and sounds like he is on his phone........no video. Why even bother at this point Nick!

Edit 2: He was back on camera after an hour. His eyes look very heavy.

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I’m so glad he’s having to deal with Faggot Nick shitting up the stream with his tech support issues, self-centeredness and cluelessness about this case. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

This proved prescient:

Branca is gonna cut him. He's going to realize very quickly that its costing him views and nick just comes off as so fuckin sleazy.
Look at that discord picture.

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Just what I want to see from "professionals" discussing a trial.
I think Branca is realizing he needs to flush this. Guy doesn't show up anywhere near on time, when he does show up he's a mess and useless.

Branca is awesome and is the premier expert in self defense

I want him to keep streaming with Nick because it’s obvious when Nick talks about his cuck tails Branca is bored to death

Nick had recently also asked Null to delete MNPR:

Per MATI, Rekieta asked Null to delete the latest MN Public Record. April dox confirmed.

Here it is, clipped:

Josh, “a good person,” received a message from Rekieta around noon on Easter Sunday, telling him he had to delete the MN Public Records post because it was a site violation.
Josh replied: "Stop cheating on your wife."
Rekieta responded: "I have never cheated on my wife. She always consented."

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Nick was also getting ramped up for Hackamania in 2 weeks:

Nick's doing a no holds barred tell all AMA at hackamainia, but recording is forbidden and people have to leave their phones at the door.

Locals was already dead:

Nick's LOCALS chats and plans:

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Nick's insightful commentary:

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We have fewer chats than yesterday (~100) and sit at ~60 for today.

Nick was popping pills on stream:

Nick is popping pills on stream. 1:28:11 takes out unknown pill. ( but doesn't take it) he sets it down and acts nervous for a awhile trying to look casual af. Time passes to 1:34:13 he begins to stare at it rubbing his hands like a addict staring at a fix. 1:34:19 picks up the pill after staring at it. Pops it in his mouth at 1:34:31. Why be sneaky about talking a pill if its ok to take? Why take the pill out and not just take it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-oppNXi2gg. ( clipped section https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlhmSdu7-xY&feature=youtu.be )

This is speculative, maybe too speculative, but he looks antsy as fuck until he takes it and then he looks psychologically calmed.


Branca? Yeah, admonished for streaming too loudly. Especially when his wife's relatives are over.


Gary isn't a Geek, he's a NEEERD!(nerdrotic)


Lol, Camelot crashed again at Talladega, a minor crash.
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It was noted later that weekend the band might have broken up:

This was the end of their their stream on Friday.

Spoiler: Text

Nick: um okay, well man should we wrap up? should we close this thing out?

Branca: Yeah, let's go ahead thanks for joining us everybody it's been a great time, uh of course I'm attorney Andrew Branca for Law Of Self Defense we have Nick Rekieta here from Rekieta Law and we'll be covering the Karen Reed trial throughout which I guess will be back on Monday and uh hang out for a minute after I shut out uh Nick I got a couple questions for you and uh that said until we meet again stay safe.

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It is a good case for him and he did cover it when it happened, but it doesn't appear that he's followed it much if there have been developments along the way. One video in June, 2022 and one in November, 2022.
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Also that day, Coomalot crashed at Talladega:

Coomalot crashed another racecar at Talladega today.. It was toward the end, he was in 15th and went into the wall again. This is capped from the race highlights, Coom is racing the #9 AON Water car:

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https://www.arcaracing.com/video/race-highlights-general-tire-200-at-talladega-superspeedway-3/

do they keep giving this guy cars because car crashes are the biggest appeal of these races? he's like a content generator for the tracks

Sean appeared on a podcast to talk Nick and dropped some inside deets, some of which have not born fruit:

Our boi Sean is on with Libertarian Podcast Review (*shudder* bc the L-word), and Sean just dropped (about 1:06:00 in) that MNPublicRecords has about 70 pages of documents waiting to drop.

Sean also said on one of his streams that he had seen pictures of the inside of Rekieta's house in the state it was when police came, and it was shockingly bad. Maybe he really was being honest about that, and the bodycam footage will vindicate him. Maybe it was a bad source. I just know nobody ever leaked those pictures.

Steel Toe affirms how bad the house was:

I cant adequately describe to you what dreadful condition that home was in.

Sean also said on the stream tonight he'd seen pictures of Nick's busted door from the raid. I don't believe those have been posted.

For people who have forgotten just how filthy the Rekieta home is, or doubt that it is much worse than what we have seen, just take a look back through the thread to see the condition of things that Nick has voluntarily shown on the Internet. Below, his desk at some point in the past few years:

His dryer was fine. He just never used it. Clothes were filed a foot high from bedroom to kitchen. Dirty.

Make sure this is in your collection:
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His office/studio.

Steel Toe would respond later that weekend:

Some other interesting Rekieta-related bits from that stream:

• Faran was chatting in (or someone claiming to be here). The chat was commenting on her clambox
• Aaron claims he heard about the Rekieta kids knowing about what was going on in the Balldo Bunker (during the Qover's time there), from his interview with CPS.
• Nighthawk bigs up Sean "Bigfoot" Martin.
• Aaron had more than 10 people DM him on twitter to record Rekieta's AMA at Hackamania.
• Null gets a namedrop, but it's just a retelling of Null's Rekieta report on this week's MatI.

Stallyn19 clipped it all. It's exactly as you reported.

(Almost all Nick-related, so it belongs here.)

That Sunday, Null blew up the balldoverse board:

(Grift Wars) https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/
(Lolcow General) https://kiwifarms.st/threads/balldoverse-meme-edit-general.192233/
(Lolcow General) https://kiwifarms.st/threads/information-for-the-rekieta-bodycam-request.217865/unread
(Spergatory) https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-event-horizon.192228/

And on Monday, it was confirmed, Branca bolted:

FYI, Meme is currently streaming about Rekieta and just said that MNPR may drop more info today. Also, Nick has posted his stream for today, so he's hanging on... for now. He made Branca a ghost image in the thumbnail:
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Monday morning Meme Copium did some analysis on week 1:

Meme is forensically felting Nick currently.

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Not quite apples for apples, but superchat your local sandwich man today! Help him beat THE BALLDO MENACE!!!

For comp, Sean has like... 1/16th the subscribers that Nick has, while almost earning the same youtube income from superchats and memberships (during Karen Read streams). Also note, Sean does streams on replay, while Nick has been streaming live (when he shows up).

Kurt took a bit longer but this would prove true:

I give it two to three days maximum before Kurt is outperforming him.

Don't worry Nick, retweeting the same links to your stream multiple times in an hour totally doesn't reek of complete fucking desperation.

I thought Aaron was supposed to be the beggy one!

But what about Nick?

Spoiler: As seen (or not) on X and a correction

There wasn't much from him beyond the stream that weekend? Court ended at midday, so what was Nick up to? Well usually we can check his x. This is where things get a bit odd:
Well he didn't tweet a lot over that weekend:

Nick did the bow out for the week on Twitter at about 5pm. He reposted that fan sucking him off at 5:46pm CDT. It's about a 35 minute drive to where Nick got pulled over, assuming he was coming from home (or reverse, 35 minutes to home). Assuming he was at home, he putzed around for half an hour before rolling out, and then getting pulled over in Rockville.

After that, nothing to his main timeline until the next night at 6:55pm, responding to a Randazza tweet.

But what about our reply guy? Well.... he was a busy boy during the trial....

But then a gap. Nick replied to a KF user an hour after he was pulled over, and then the retweet and then, nothing until the next day. He also, as noted in thread, didn't update his Day 6 number correctly that following Monday.
Key tweets:

https://archive.ph/1T9y5

https://archive.ph/54NBR

https://archive.ph/OByxp

https://archive.ph/lIIMg

https://archive.ph/t30RO

Edit to add:
Also, going from Spicer to the Cities is a pain in the ass. You could go through St Cloud, and a speeder and reckless driver like Nick almost certainly would:

It's over 20 miles longer to say, the airport (which is technically in St Paul) to go this route, but it is slightly faster right now with traffic. So, a Twin Cities run isn't out of the question. Still, it's an odd thing to do, likely alone, on a Friday night...

What to make of this? Nick didn't have a very good weekend from April 25-27 (unless he was balls deep in April in Lake Wakanda). He tweeted and responded *far less* than he typically does. Beyond that? IDK.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

What is this?

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Maybe just dark undereye circles but, holy shit.
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inb4 he goes KILLSTREAM STYLE BABY with a filtered black and white facecam to hide whatever happens to be fucked up with his face that day

 

[RotPockets]

I wonder if he realizes his wispy little daddy long-legs have been mogged by Steel Toe’s tarantula?
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(this was from the mugshot, since then things have escalated, Norwood in hiding)
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Regarding this post, this is when I first noticed his hair was starting to deteriorate and speculated it was due to drug abuse. I even reused the same Keffals’ balding escalation joke. This was back in April 4 2023 well before his “nose dive” was so pronounced that Warski was counting sniffles.

Things have escalated…on the Norwood Scale.

Just saw a clip of it and was coming to post this.
He put product in his hair for his debut on the center stage. He’s definitely lurking, which is common for those with the ex-con look. If Max Cady was a bottom. Not sure if he intentionally laid that wispy piece to the side or not, if he used mousse it would be able to hold it upwards. The amount of hair is so insignificant that it wouldn’t be affected enough by a cowlick to explain it not being huddled with the remains of his hairline holding on for dear life.

Malding being exacerbated by drug use, typical newfag. He’s probably moved on to cocaine because MDMA has a refractory period. It doesn’t work if you do it every day because your body has to replenish it’s dopamine, serotonin, and norepinephrine.

Ultra-structural hair alterations of drug abusers: a scanning electron microscopic investigation

Coincidentally, around the same time he starting twitching like a drug fiend.

I actually watched the first 10 minutes of this Twitch stream because I wanted to see why he was going live at midnight on a Sunday with the intent to stream not one but probably TWO movies. Looks like he ended up streaming for nearly 4 and a half hours (04:23:40 according to the replay).

He was talking about making more Locals exclusive content where he talks to people about his views on religion. He also mentioned that his sleep schedule has been "destroyed" and that he typically sleeps from 2 to 4 hours at a time. I turned it off when it looked like he was getting ready to start the first movie.

He looked terrible and looked like he was twitching hard, BTW. I went back to the replay to see if he was twitching as hard as I remembered and went to a random time near the end just over four hours into the stream. Here's what he looked like. He appears to be simultaneously twitching and falling asleep.

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At least Ralph has a quiet dignity about him when he falls asleep on stream. I don't know what the hell this is.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Gabe is also a big Kino Casino fan and used to contribute money regularly, so he would have been exposed to the worst of both Anisa/Ijubbs and Rekieta for years at this point. While I'm still not 100% convinced Nick is a pedo, I don't think it's crazy either. He sure has hung out with a lot of them or their enablers! I know this list is old news to serious Rekieta alogs, but I think a recap for more casual followers is worth doing.

-Vito. Easy one. Open pedophile.
-Dax. May not be a pedo, but was a Cuties apologist.
-Ralph. Jerked it to Soph, married and had a kid with a Loli.
-Digibro. Open pedophile.
-Melton. Says creepy things regularly about kids, including Aaron's.
-Was best friends with Drex, who groomed his own girlfriend's kid, then took her to sex dungeons when she turned 18.
-Nick uses m0lestor as a password and openly complains about his own parents not talking more about their sex life with him.
-And now, this Redo the Healer shit which I hadn't noticed before. (note to our un-ironic anime fans: you realize you don't have to admit to having watched this shit? You can just say "well, according to wikipedia...". I appreciate your info, but god, it's embarrassing how much some of you know about this.)

If Gabe is reading the thread, he really should look into Nick's new best friend, Melton the hunchback and his Iraqi homosexual lover from New Zealand, Moody. Aside from the obvious pedo shit, Super Tips is probably a minefield of unlawfulness waiting to blow.

 

[Sneed Force One]

lfg, do it Momma K

 

[Meat Target]

>I’m loyal and have severe ODD
These people are too retarded to live.

This nigga thinks he's loyal to some random dickhead on the Internet.

It baffles me that these retards think they owe Nick any loyalty. What could they possibly gain from association with a guy who was, at most, a one-hit wonder Internet personality?

Robert Barnes is no Ron Coleman, but at least he practices law and has made something of a name for himself in conservative politics. Meanwhile, there's literally nothing to be gained from attempting to ride Nick's nonexistent coattails, unless your goal is to be as well-liked as childhood leukemia.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

This nigga thinks he's loyal to some random dickhead on the Internet.

Some random dickhead who's also the biggest hoe and least loyal man online. He's (literally) shown his arse to the Internet and snaked everybody who's ever been close to him.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Reminder that this retard thinks that Andrew Taint didn du nuffin

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As much as you hate nick you can't hate his balldowashers enough. They don't have the drug excuse as to why they're so retarded.

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Jessie PS / PodAwful has spun up a few amusing Balldoverse t-shirts for his merch shop.

Spoiler

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Why would you give this nigger money for putting an image on a redbubble shirt?
Don't forget Podawful is a piece of shit too. He was trying to con everyone last week with fake footage.
Goldfish memories.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

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Oh, gee, Nick, what a scary threat.

Aaron has admitted to doing molly CONSTANTLY when hanging out with Nick and Kayla. No one disputes that it's Nick who procured all the drugs, including Nick. Can someone explain why Nick thinks this is an 'own'?

Sounds like Nick is admitting he was the seller/dealer of Molly to Aaron.
Wonder if Nick told the judge he was a drug supplier and guilty of distribution...

 

[Schpoots]

I don't blame aaron for needing drugs to bang nicks exwife.