Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 45 15.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 33.8%

  • Total voters
    296
Balldoguards will capture absurdist comments and use it to prop up Nick as a victim. There is PR at play.
Here's the thing with that though:

They'll try, but unless the Balldoguards can think up a way the Farms is responsible for him having 27 grams of cocaine in his house, and his 8 year old tested positive for cocaine, I think their efforts will be largely ineffectual.

I certainly agree nobody here should do anything stupid, but Nick is in a really bad spot that is entirely of his own making, and it's virtually impossible for his mouth breathers to spin him out of it.
 
Per MATI, Rekieta asked Null to delete the latest MN Public Record. April dox confirmed.
That's impossible, because Nick has screamed (I believe even during his SEAN SEAN SEAN incident) that he never asked Null to delete anything, except for that time he tried to suggest Null should do something without saying it. Oh well, guess he can't even claim that now. What an impotent fucking tard.
Rekieta responded: "I have never cheated on my wife. She always consented."
So she knows April's current location is still less than 20 minutes away and not at her parents' house, and that Nick has allegedly been spotted visiting her? Or is that information she isn't "entitled" to knowing? Kayla never said Nick couldn't see April anymore, she just had to be out of the second house and across town? Fucking retard.
Either they gave her coke or she was somehow ingesting it on a frequent basis. A one-off accident doesn't explain it away.
It could be the result of one big dose, or continual small(er) doses over a period of time. We can't know for sure (because you can't do tests for that shit through any ethical means to determine how much/frequently a child ingested cocaine) but either way, the correct amount of cocaine for a child is zero. No answer Nick can currently give outside of the test being a false positive will help him, and if he had definitive proof the test was wrong outside of "Dude trust me", he'd have posted it, because it's the one thing he can't shake off.

But he can't post a test indicating it was a false positive, because it doesn't exist, because obviously if a fucking child tests highly positive for an illegal substance (that it goes past the actual upper limit of a reading the test can do), any facility that isn't run by mongoloids is going to do more one test just to make sure they didn't make an error, and I bet any and every additional test shows she still tested positive. And it'd be better for Nick to just pretend a false positive test exists, or that they refused to do more than one test, than to neck himself and demonstrate he's still fucking lying. Except he's still doing that, too.
 
Nick had cocaine bullets rolling out his pockets and they both had coke stuffed up their noses when they were arrested. 26g was in the master bedroom. She tested positive because her disgusting, worthless scum parents brought cocaine into her home.
Nick knows EXACTLY how his "favorite" daugher consumed incredible amounts of cocaine. He's desperate that the truth never come out.
 
Forgive me if this has already been brought up, but I recently thought of a new possible explanation for the 9yo coke test. We've speculated that Rekieta doses his drinks with coke to carry him through his shows. IIRC, he may have even admitted to it in a tweet? Anyways, with the house being a wreck and the kids scavenging for food, I could see the rebellious kid grabbing a half-drank soda from the fridge because it's the last sugary drink in the house. I've never eaten cocaine, so I don't know if it would give the drink a weird taste.
The theory that he dosed his drinks with cocaine is almost as retarded as the theory that the unidentified substance found in his room was brown-brown.
 
He's a cock jockey.
A coked up drunken deadbeat dad with an addiction to bad gas who whishes to be a cock sucking cuck jockey.. But the vacuum won't touch him.. His wife won't answer his calls. And his buthole remains unviolated by Janice the manice. Whom He did not ask nice enough..
 
Nick's LOCALS chats and plans:

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Nick's insightful commentary:

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We have fewer chats than yesterday (~100) and sit at ~60 for today.
 
I'm going to kill the fun and say I don't think his behaviour today is conclusive of intoxication. He's talked about insomnia before and earlier posts today note his early hours tweet spree. It's more likely he was having an episode and had minimum sleep.

To me, he looked just plain ol' tired.
Certainly not a Balldoguard, Nick can go fuck himself, but let's not invent a story.
That’s the problem though isn’t it? If this is how he acts and speaks before a judge in sentencing and he acts this way on stream and through posts and is actually sober the whole time…then what does this say as to his current capacity to operate?

Not good. Yeah maybe he is tired or maybe he is just deflated and has deminiahed capaixty. I think the dude fried his brain; and a sober Nick instead of translating to “higher functioning” has translated into a revelation of just how fucked he is now.
 
Nick's LOCALS chats and plans:

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>also figuring out how to let trials run my life
Fucken called it few days ago, he's trying to make boring trial streams and Locals slop atleast until August 1st to fool the PO that he is working really hard and very crucial part of "Law"tube.
Bro is gonna burnout and fold to his addictions in two months tops if he sticks to trial streams.(which he has always hated as much as he hates his kids)
Also:
>this Karen Read chick seems like a hassle
lol, lmao even.

C'mon Cuck Pope, one sip never hurt nobody🥃 :really:
 
New banger from @Shush who excels at video craftsmanship. Killstream fans won’t wanna miss this. bish:
Imagine if you will: a world where Nick doesn't have the same testosterone level's as his mom. A world where he has the courage to say what he means.
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Bonus: When they find the love-shack
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Shush usually only posts these wonderful works in the Balldo Meme & Edits thread, so I went ahead & cross posted this because it’s rad.
You might recognize the username Shush from that Morrowind BalldoWave (DagothWave) music vid, or the one with Juju the Cow & Nicky in a hot tub alone together gaily exploring, & the wonderful parody of an old Chris chan & Bob clip redone with Balldo & his dad, (also a Bob,) where the dad goes to chop that Internet down with an axe after asking his ridiculous son, “What is your issue?!” All of the mentioned clips are in the balldo meme & edit thread, too. They are one of my current favorite shit posters, top marks on the cool vids.
 
It makes me so MATI when Nick makes reference to him and Kayla finding out about the positive cocaine result from their daughter. “It’s an impossible result” “we just wanted to know what the hell happened” like fuck off the pair of them, immediately looking to make excuses for one another and themselves.
Any self-respecting parent wouldn't consider it an "impossible result" unless they'd done everything possible to keep drugs out of their kids' lives. These dumb motherfuckers brought it into their home, and not just that, used it there. There is no impossibility from that point onwards, just grades of intentional and unintentional exposure. Doesn't matter if Aaron was also there, or if they kept the drugs under lock and key, or if the cocaine fairy teleported in, one of the first things you learn as a parent is that you're a gatekeeper for what goes on in the home and who enters it. It's not just drugs, it's everything. Whether it's securing knives, protecting open powerpoints, or ensuring you buy age-appropriate toys, any failure is first and foremost your failure because you own the space they're in and kids are fucking stupid.
 
Any self-respecting parent wouldn't consider it an "impossible result" unless they'd done everything possible to keep drugs out of their kids' lives. These dumb motherfuckers brought it into their home, and not just that, used it there. There is no impossibility from that point onwards, just grades of intentional and unintentional exposure. Doesn't matter if Aaron was also there, or if they kept the drugs under lock and key, or if the cocaine fairy teleported in, one of the first things you learn as a parent is that you're a gatekeeper for what goes on in the home and who enters it. It's not just drugs, it's everything. Whether it's securing knives, protecting open powerpoints, or ensuring you buy age-appropriate toys, any failure is first and foremost your failure because you own the space they're in and kids are fucking stupid.
Standard addict denial/minimizing behavior pattern.

Yes, the PO will notice the pattern, no they won't technically use a dropped charge against him.

Technically,
 
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