Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 104 34.2%

  • Total voters
    304
Yeah see one minute it's all Karen Read to the bitter end the next Branca has definitely hit the eject button.

I am used to balldo enablers being more ride or die than this so I am surprised. Usually their capacity to be retarded Rekieta simps is much more intense than what Branca has shown. Perhaps despite Rekieta's claims otherwise he really is box office poison now.
Co-streaming with Nick comes with the baggage of a legion of alogs following him. With minimal superchats, where's the reward to risk? There's no incentive to bother.

The McBells tolls for thee, Nicholas Robert Rekieta


Embrace your ordained fate, Nick McWagey
 
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The story always ended on a good-feeling note because Branca overcame all of that. I think he expects Nick could do similar.

Only Nick is incapable of the smallest modicum of self-control. He is chained and slave to his degenerate passions, and at present, both unwilling and unable to take the steps he needs to try to emulate Branca's second start.
I think this is where having the Trust Fund hurts him.

He can't see the point in working hard to make his own money, when the Trust Fund exists and in theory he can get much more from that, than he could realistically ever earn himself. So he never develops emotionally the way that people do, when they work hard and make sacrifices for their future.
 
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This was the end of their their stream on Friday.
Nick: um okay, well man should we wrap up? should we close this thing out?

Branca: Yeah, let's go ahead thanks for joining us everybody it's been a great time, uh of course I'm attorney Andrew Branca for Law Of Self Defense we have Nick Rekieta here from Rekieta Law and we'll be covering the Karen Reed trial throughout which I guess will be back on Monday and uh hang out for a minute after I shut out uh Nick I got a couple questions for you and uh that said until we meet again stay safe.

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It is a good case for him and he did cover it when it happened, but it doesn't appear that he's followed it much if there have been developments along the way. One video in June, 2022 and one in November, 2022.
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Branca Begs more than Steeltoe for subs and money
 
Branca was very visibly cringing at Nick's comments and he did NOT enjoy streaming with him. It's always fascinating to see how Nick just can't read the room and he doesn't see how people react to him. I don't know if he's that socially retarded or is it his inability to entertain the idea that people are less than thrilled with him, but yeah, there was nothing to gain for Branca there, especially if he's doing okay for himself lately. Nick just wouldn't shut up about degenerate shit or his own case, it was so hard to watch.
 
Co-streaming with Nick comes with the baggage of a legion of alogs following him. With minimal superchats, where's the reward to risk? There's no incentive to bother.

Joe has been streaming the trial with 1/10th of Nick's views and shows no signs of quitting despite income in the low double digits. He already joined the Friday stream, which made his superchats go up from $15 on day three to $64. If he gets out of bed for that, he might as well stream with Nick.
 
Nick confirms he will be flying solo, with a co-host to disappoint now being one less reason to wake up on time:
Called it. Branca flushed him. IT was a pussy way he did it by moving to a different trial but he flushed him.
It took Branca just five days with Nick to realise he was radioactive sludge and bounce.
Fascinating. Branca did get a boost. He got to 200K subscribers (about +4K), one of his stated goals for streaming with Nick.

I can't imagine Nick's extreme tardiness (1 hr + 15 min) on Friday impressed him much. Branca handled it well, but you could tell it bothered him. Nick was not even responding to his DMs.

It will be interesting to see if the next best option, Joe Nierman, will co-stream with him. Frankly, I'd welcome it. Joe didn't cover the first trial, but he does his homework like the good Jewish boy he is. (The Read trial is very nerdy regarding issues of law that emerged during the first trial and in the lead up to the second.)

It puts Joe in a rough spot. He knows that Nick is toxic. Furthermore, Joe's wife has repeatedly rebuked him for wallowing in unsavory parts of the Internet, thereby tarnishing their reputation in their Orthodox community.
 
No! It belongs in Deathfats, because that is where fatties like him belong.
His fat, greasy, piglike build definitely belongs in deathfats. He said he put on like 45 pounds in the past year. oink oink Nick. Your jowls jiggle with fat every time you speak.
Even Ethan Ralph is looking skinnier than you now.


I wonder if Branca will go back to this trial eventually and pretend he forgot to ask nick about it. Or if he is fully moving on. Guess we'll see how long it takes nick to fuck up his schedule to the point he just stops streaming.
 
It will be interesting to see if the next best option, Joe Nierman, will co-stream with him. Frankly, I'd welcome it. Joe didn't cover the first trial, but he does his homework like the good Jewish boy he is.
Joe is a disrespectful prick who is always late to streams with other people, streams from his car, talks over and interrupts when other speak.
If Joe and Nick stream together, they will always be late, ill-prepared for the trial and have nothing productive to say about what is going on because they did not even bother to read a summary of the previous trial to know all the witnesses.

Nick would have been better off if he had picked a trial that was not as widely streamed and reported as the Read trial, because then the fact that he had no fucking clue what was going on would not have been as obvious.

On the other hand, Joe could teach Nick all the tricks how to dodge collection, he will need it come December.
 
Nick is a complete fucking mess and doesn’t have the shame or sense of propriety to keep it to himself. Everything he does is a trainwreck.
In an excess of compassion, and a dearth of caffeine (my one remaining vice) I would hope that someone who knows Nick irl, preferably someone who has a good amount of time in recovery to encourage Nick to at the very least get a sponsor. He should attend N/A or A/A meetings several times a week and he needs to get a handle on his self-induced PTSD. He needs to detox from streaming also. The acclaim and attention were as much of a drug to Nick as any of the other substances he was abusing.
Right now he is raw-dogging life and he cannot return to what used to be. If he truly desires peace and "serenity now" he cannot look to the same old places to get that dopamine hit. He needs to get help and it is out there if he so desires.

Meh. Do or do not.
Redemption needs a Redeemer.
 
Does anyone else laugh, and laugh when Nick says people such as null don’t understand social cues? Then he gives us gems like fawning over MAN Dee despite being monogamous, telling John he should not kill himself, but instead wait for a black, tell stories without prompting about the worst strip club he’s been to, and of course stream to the internet with cocaine on his nose.

Clearly this is a man who understands social interactions on a deep level.
 
He should attend N/A or A/A meetings several times a week

This nigger needs to do the thirty meetings in thirty days program. If I'm his PO and he isn't bringing me those signed chits for a meeting a day, I'm packing his ass off to jail. He can do his thirty days there -- with two off for time served.
 
FYI, Meme is currently streaming about Rekieta and just said that MNPR may drop more info today. Also, Nick has posted his stream for today, so he's hanging on... for now. He made Branca a ghost image in the thumbnail:
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Joe is a disrespectful prick who is always late to streams with other people, streams from his car, talks over and interrupts when other speak.
There are individuals who, upon first meeting them, immediately impress you with their intelligence and quick wit, whether through their articulate self-expression or their ability to pick up on subtle details. Joe is the opposite of that. Even before Rekieta fully descended into lolcow territory, I found him insufferable. His opinions were consistently shallow, and he demonstrated little ability to clearly articulate his ideas. The only audience I can envision following him consists of individuals seeking to have their own political biases reinforced.
 
FYI, Meme is currently streaming about Rekieta and just said that MNPR may drop more info today. Also, Nick has posted his stream for today, so he's hanging on... for now. He made Branca a ghost image in the thumbnail:
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I heard that and came here to check if if MNPR made a statement about it.
Seems like the person that MemeCopium talked about that gave him details about the house (he said it was not Drex and it was not Aaron) is the same person operating MNPR account.
 
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