Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RotPockets]

What's going on here? His hairline looked noticeably better in your pictures and I guess they're from the Twitch stream from Sunday night. How is he rapidly balding in such a short period of time?

Is he LITERALLY malding?

Things have escalated…on the Norwood Scale.

Just saw a clip of it and was coming to post this.
He put product in his hair for his debut on the center stage. He’s definitely lurking, which is common for those with the ex-con look. If Max Cady was a bottom. Not sure if he intentionally laid that wispy piece to the side or not, if he used mousse it would be able to hold it upwards. The amount of hair is so insignificant that it wouldn’t be affected enough by a cowlick to explain it not being huddled with the remains of his hairline holding on for dear life.

Malding being exacerbated by drug use, typical newfag. He’s probably moved on to cocaine because MDMA has a refractory period. It doesn’t work if you do it every day because your body has to replenish it’s dopamine, serotonin, and norepinephrine.

Ultra-structural hair alterations of drug abusers: a scanning electron microscopic investigation

 

[Anticipointment]

Which one of the locals goblins is this?

jessweg28​

Nah guys, grew up w/an abusive father. I don’t put up with chit & I’ll f u up like a raccoon b4 I go down

jessweg28​

21 car accidents bae. Serious. 3 my fault & totaled out by others the rest. Major pain. Got off the opioid w/kratom but it’s just as bad & I know it. Tried quitting last year & got hospitalized. It scares me

 

[waffle]

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He pays bounties to anyone that offers credible information regarding a potential infringement of his copyright. He pays the finders fee out of the settlement to whoever sends the info to info@LetsRumble.com.

Buffer Readies To Rumble in Court

LOS ANGELES (AP) _ Michael Buffer is ready to rumble in a court of law.

apnews.com

I wonder if he has has ever been all the way to trial? Seems too generic to stand up, like trying to trademark "I love tacos" or something. It also doesn't seem like a proper subject of a trademark. Trademarks are about advertising and brand confusion, there not supposed to be a way to protect your catch phrase and try and pretend like you are the only person who is legally allowed to invite a crowd to become prepared to rumble.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Yeah, I'm not surprised by any of this. Been there. Done that.

Be prepared for him to try and spin what you've been saying here as you trying to dictate who he can and can't associate with. At the end of the day, your point about Still-Life being a liability (along with any other fedposter) is well made, but if you ever expect him to see it, I got some bad news for you...

If the authorities decide to do anything about Still-Life, and that brings heat down on Locals, that's just more fodder for discussion.

Honestly, I don't care about Still_Life being stopped from fedposting (as long as he doesn't not come within 10 nautical miles of my location). Nick picked up on my joke about 'Nick is OK with this, obviously...' and chose to construe it in a serious light and misrepresent as you say.

I don't want him to be stopped or punished for his speech, but his words make me fear that it might one day go too far, get the Chat dossolved, and take away my entertainment. It's a false attribution of motive that Nose is particularly good at: 'You don't like what I have to say so you are against the 1A!' Absurdity ans hyperbole to the extreme.

In the real world, it is hard to determine what to do with a problem like Still_Life, and I doubt a musical number number is the solution nor a stint as a child-minder for a widow. But today, I don't have to make that decision and I won't. I WILL point out the hypocrisy in 'not caring' and 'harm to my business' between the treatment of Still_Life and @Cynthia Behave.

Until anything happens, I observe, report, and make commentary. I do not interfere, except to laugh and get more information.

 

[RotPockets]

I wonder if he has has ever been all the way to trial? Seems too generic to stand up, like trying to trademark "I love tacos" or something. It also doesn't seem like a proper subject of a trademark. Trademarks are about advertising and brand confusion, there not supposed to be a way to protect your catch phrase and try and pretend like you are the only person who is legally allowed to invite a crowd to become prepared to rumble.

This is from the AP article I linked to previously:

There is also this:

He and his brother Bruce Buffer had to sue Disney over it:

“I Didn’t Authorize That” – Bruce Buffer Talks About the Real Reason Why He Had to Sue Disney

Bruce Buffer recalled the time when he had to file a lawsuit against Disney for using Michael Buffer's catchphrase without authorization.

www.essentiallysports.com

I wouldn’t fuck with him, he’s already made over $400 million off of his copyright. It’s worth a lot so he would definitely fight to protect it.

Spoiler: Copyright

Spoiler: Trademark

 

[Strix454]

Listened to some of his locals stream cause I was curious after @Himedall All-seeing Waifu said something.

Nick is absolutely going to use his platform to publicly name and shame David Schneider in the name of "extremely bad or unethical lawyering". This seems like such a dumb thing to say publicly.

I think if (or when) his motion for summary judgement fails, Nick will also declare war on the judge. It would be an even bigger mistake, but I don't see him not doing it.

 

[instant]

I think if (or when) his motion for summary judgement fails, Nick will also declare war on the judge. It would be an even bigger mistake, but I don't see him not doing it.

I don't think he would unless the judge does something that reaches a minimum threshold for him to spin (though thats pretty likely in general for judges). Schneider didn't do anything illegal, but its really easy to spin lying about not knowing something into a heated muh morals argument because generally most people are against being lied to for money.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

I think if (or when) his motion for summary judgement fails, Nick will also declare war on the judge. It would be an even bigger mistake, but I don't see him not doing it.

I wish a nigger would. Rekieta is another one of these delusional middle class losers who thinks being a (hundred thousand) -aire instead of a real millionaire with walking around money makes him invincible.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I think if (or when) his motion for summary judgement fails, Nick will also declare war on the judge. It would be an even bigger mistake, but I don't see him not doing it.

In February he said "I'm not going to say anything about this judge yet":

At 12:05 he comments about Judge Jennifer Fischer. He responds to a question about the judge by saying "I know a ton about the judge over my case" but adds "I'm not going to say anything about this judge yet." He then tries to do some cleanup but saying what he would say would not be "anything particularly negative".

I have not seen any of last night's (well, this morning's, really) Locals stream, but if @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is correct in his characterization that Nick "is confident that he is going to win, but it still stresses him out because the judge might not be smart enough to understand the law", that suggests to me that he might let loose on the judge.

The reason why is pretty simple. The portions of Randazza's filings related to choice of law and the Colorado anti-SLAPP are well written and well researched. The portions that are relevant to the actual facts of the case, well, you have to work with the facts you are given, and in this case it looks a lot like Rekieta got drunk and said some shit he didn't expect to have to defend in court because he thought a total weirdo like Monty would never be able to find a real lawyer. Now he's forced to find one of the most prominent lawyers in his field in the country to try to apply the laws of a state with a very generous anti-SLAPP.

The change of tone from January where Nick would sit in his hot tub laughing and joking about the case to last night seething about the "scumbag" lawyer from Willmar, Minnesota is extremely stark. And I suspect that part of the reason for that might be that he's starting to get afraid the Colorado gambit might fail, with some probability, and if it did, this thing's probably going to discovery. At the rate Nick's spending money, discovery has to create a bill for him DEEP into six figures, unless he decides to cheap out and change lawyers, hiring a local attorney.

So I do think if the judge declines to dismiss the case based on Colorado's anti-SLAPP, Nick will lash out at her. That's what he does. The alternative for Nick is to accept that he has to shoulder the blame for his own problems.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

So here are #TheRekeitaFiles part 3. Slowly but surely we work toward the #Asspocalypse of the 16th...

NO CP HERE! NO THANKS TO YOU, DON! FUCK YOU! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A DISGUSTING PIECE OF RUBBISH THAT I HAVE TO CHECK!?

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Rekieta still is yet to mature to an adult level of emotional range and accept that we are each the Otter of our own Fat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksOaT2DAxTM

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

So I pulled the Monday chat and post LOCALS chat, but nothing was interesting to me, really. These are the only highlights I found of mild interest:

Attaching them anyway, and posting receipts for Mr. 'I keep all the archive chats open...'

You should probably wait longer than a weekend, Acushla, before lying.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

These are the only highlights I found of mild interest:

Himedall isn’t a woman it’s an all seeing robot waifu sent from the future to destroy balldo boy obviously

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

He appears to be simultaneously twitching and falling asleep.

That looks like Parkinsons almost, tremor that increases while resting... But it could just be the DSP nervous chair shake as well...
I wonder if Nick keeps saying 15 good years because he got himself some neuro-degenerative disorder.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Bored. No access to logging PC. Trawling LOCALS for LOLs:

Spoiler: Fedposting, dead eggs, and hand bills to advertise Rumble

 

[Anticipointment]

That looks like Parkinsons almost, tremor that increases while resting...

It almost looks like some Parkinson’s disease level shaking

I had the same thought but then figured I might be biased in my observation because I had a close family member who suffered with, & eventually succumbed to Parkinson’s. I have no medical training & don’t want to flippantly diagnose someone over the internet, however, it still lingers in my mind. It does make one wonder about the “worst day”. However, he’s also obviously an alcoholic & takes who knows what drugs. I genuinely hate to speculate too much, yet it is difficult not to comment on when his condition, whatever it is, is so noticeable.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I had the same thought but then figured I might be biased in my observation because I had a close family member who suffered with, & eventually succumbed to Parkinson’s. I have no medical training & don’t want to flippantly diagnose someone over the internet, however, it still lingers in my mind. It does make one wonder about the “worst day”. However, he’s also obviously an alcoholic & takes who knows what drugs. I genuinely hate to speculate too much, yet it is difficult not to comment on when his condition, whatever it is, is so noticeable.

Parkinson's tremor is relatively unique since it is a resting tremor, they get worse when you aren't trying to move versus an action tremor where you start shaking while trying to move the body part. The only other similar ones to a resting tremor all involve neuro-degenerative causes or damage to the brain via trauma or some other mechanisim.
Alcoholisim causes asterixis and has several signs that are somewhat different. But the origin is still a lack of dopamine in the brain I think.
Not a doctor just some incel on the internet according to Nick.
tl;dr: Nick's tremor are likely from his own stated drug use or bad genetic lotto.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Here's what he looked like. He appears to be simultaneously twitching and falling asleep.

Damn that's sad to see, it's fucking pathetic, I almost never watch the streams they're just background noise for me most of the time and I haven't seen how much he's degenerated from the relatively healthy just a few sips of whiskey guy I started watching back in 2018. Now I feel even more disappointed, many such tales.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

 

[Richard Freeman]

- He also claims he keep all LOCALS chat archives up

In his own words, doesn't make this him a prude and a faggot?