Mr. Mohra:
So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday, and this little guy's drinkin'
And he says, "So where can a guy find some action?
I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?"
And he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like?
I don't arrange that kinda thing,"
And he says, "But
I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place."
Officer Olson:
Uh-huh.
Mr. Mohra:
So he angrily says, "Oh I get it, so you think I'm some kinda crazy jerk for askin'!" only he doesn't use the word "jerk."
Officer Olson:
I understand.
Mr. Mohra:
And then he calls me a jerk, and says that the last guy who thought he was a jerk is dead now. So
I don't say nothin'
And he says, "What do ya think about that?" So I says, "Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him, then."
Officer Olson:
[chuckles]
Ya got that right.
Mr. Mohra:
And he says, "Yah, that guy's dead, and
I don'tmean of old age."
And then he just pays his tab and walks out saying, "Geez,
I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake!"
Officer Olson:
White Bear Lake?
Mr. Mohra:
Well... Ecklund & Swedlin's, that's closer ta Moose Lake, so I made that assumption.
Officer Olson:
Oh sure.
Mr. Mohra:
So, ya know, he's drinkin', so
I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides down here last week and she thought I should call it in. So...
I called it in.
End o' story.
Officer Olson:
What'd this guy look like, anyway?
Mr. Mohra:
Oh, he was a little guy...
Kinda funny lookin'.
Officer Olson:
Uh-huh. In what way?
Mr. Mohra:
Oh, just in a general kinda way.