Well, he would have to be completely retarded to believe the entirety of OnA is secretly coordinating his swattings and all the people making fun of him are involved. So we definitely can't rule out that he does believe that.
Pat's been using that line pretty consistently for a year now. The only way I can square it in my head is that he envisions himself doing the "stop hitting yourself" schoolyard bully shtick to Dan. These are his own delusions again, child.
Apparently some a-lawgs went rogue and started throwing unfunny, unbelievable bits at her. Ones that were so obvious even the booniest of sheboons could put the pieces together.
Wrong again, stalker. Everyone knows the only things produced by Canada are smoky wildfires, cold fronts, mediocre musicians, and the wrong Dave Thomas. Seek. Help.
He's saying that he'd have beaten Dan to a pulp if there wasn't a law enforcement officer to prevent him.
This didn't happen to Fatrick.
He's innocent. We all know who goes around Milwaukee killing black people and carving them up
FFS.
Having to spend any time with Rick is a punishment only befitting the fat pig himself, for anybody it's a fate worse than death, which makes one wonder what Niki did in past lives to deserve it. Maybe she's FDR reincarnated.
He would have slipped on the trail of grease Rick leaves behind, much like a giant fat slug, had it not been for the escort mopping up behind him like it was backwards curling.
The DSP impersonator was pretty cringe, for example. It also probably didn't help that her bluesky and threads accounts kept getting temp banned.
Evans didn’t act like Rambo or kick down the door. You responded to my correcting you on those points by saying I want to suck the cop’s dick. We can certainly go round and round on this but note: You said something untrue and I pointed that out.
Piggle Rick would also become emboldened thinking he's invincible on top of the world and would very likely start legally going after the atalker children again, especially if he gets awarded a lot in damages.
He's pretending that without police presence Dan would have gone and attacked Pat, which, of course, would have ended very badly for Dan, who would have been immediately beaten and immobilised by Patrick "Terminator" Tomlinson.
Dan would have ended up like a first, flatter pet lizard.
He lived in Florida for awhile, that's probably where he picked up his profloridian options
