Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

What Nick is leaving out because we "don't deserve the truth":

"Recognize jokes or understand calendars" means the farms caught onto his perverted bread crumbs he left to hint at him going to the Jamaican BBC resort to watch Our Wife have extramarital sex with Romaine and Ricardo.

And Nick was trying to subtly imply that Josh should delete the most damning information because it "wasn't correct." He then went on to infamously spend 30 minutes cokesplaining how he wasn't mad to @Potentially Criminal, listing out a bunch of things that have all been proven true since.

The only one that was not speculated on at the time was him claiming the farms was saying he beat his children. Now we have allegations of abuse floating around.

Nick must be fascinating to a psychologist. I don't think many narcissists get exposed and injured to the level Nick has. We're seeing the flailing attempts at regaining a narrative that will never recover. He is always the man whose 8 year old daughter:s hair follicles tested positive for cocaine use. He's the man who aired dirty laundry about a former fan (a very common narcissist tactic), and now he's the man who is actively wishing death on a woman because she clips him.

Note: Rekieta has NOT wished death on Elissa the same way a toddler starts kicking their sibling after you tell them to stop punching, because it's technically following the rules.

Nick hates Josh and us for the same reason he hates Elissa:

We archive his worst behaviors with proof so everyone can see what a subhuman he is. Nick WANTS to be able to do coke, cheat on his wife, neglect (and allegedly beat) his wife and kids with no one finding out and no consequences. He thinks that without us he'd be able to get away with it because he thinks his behavior is ok.

It's disgusting and I guarantee he knows this. He thinks that everything he does is totally ok and cool and that he should be able to hide it, but those damn kiwis, elissa, and josh condense it and put it all in the open for everyone to see so he gets more hate and the cops called on him.

 

[AltisticRight]

Because I am mentally ill. duh. are you retarded? Why the fuck do you think I got an account and other things in this place?
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"chat why is the sky blue and the grass green?"

This is your second and last warning. Stop shitting up the thread. Stop drinking and posting.

 

[I'm still your friend.]

How can a man who is both a creative writing major, and known for talking enormous amounts of shit on the Internet, not be familiar with some of the most popular Laconic phrases?

Of course Nick is familiar with Laconic phrases. His own motto is "Cum and take them (drugs)"

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

He thinks that everything he does is totally ok and cool and that he should be able to hide it

Slight disagreement here. Nick thinks that everything he's done is totally okay, but he also thinks that he should be praised and rewarded for it.

Nick, for whatever reason, refuses to understand that the him everyone supportef was the fake him. Everyone liked traddad Nick, so they like Nick, so they must also like swinging coke cuck Nick.

If it wasnt for Scandanavian prudes, everyone would still love Nick coke and all, so its clearly the prudes fault that others have turned against him.

For whatever reason (narcissism) Nick 100% believes that he has made optimal life choices and that he should actually be MORE popular now.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Hey Patrick James Rice, sorry I mean "GriftyIRL", born on 04/21/1984 in Maryland, at a height of 5'6.
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Why were you a defendant in criminal drug possession and domestic abuse cases?
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More to come in the prospering grounds OP

I’m waiting for the,”These were years ago! And it is all false allegations!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This is your second and last warning. Stop shitting up the thread. Stop drinking and posting.

I mean if anything my drinking and posting enhances the thread while giving me deep insights into what Rekieta really is.



No I don’t care it’s 6am, I need to experience this as Rekieta *snorts a line of coke and neglects my kids*

 

[AnOminous]

Hey Patrick James Rice, sorry I mean "GriftyIRL", born on 04/21/1984 in Maryland, at a height of 5'6.

It's always some midgety ass fucking manlet isn't it?

 

[Nate Higgers]

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This is slightly off topic but Mersh has been spiraling all year.

-He got his SUV repo’d while live on ROTC, for missing payments (after having gone to Vegas twice in two months)
-He hyped up this whole lolsuit against Rumble, and he was acting like Mr tough shit because he was trying to get Milo (yes, that Milo) to back him up and provide him free legal services for suing Rumble
-He got cucked out of his original lolsuit plan when he found out Jesse and Milo are actually friends and Milo leaked all of Mersh’s gay lolsuit emails to Jesse. Apparently Mersh is an embarrassing burden to Royce and the people at Rumble are fed up with Mersh.
-He’s been going on a tear the last 6 months saying “Aaron is FUCKED, it’s OVER for him, he’s gonna catch a felony”…Aaron only ended up paying $50 and he’s restricted from speaking about Kayla for however many years.
-He’s still out there sweeping passionately for Rekieta because he’s desperate to kiss up to anyone who he thinks will give him “clout”

I compare Jewsh to Mersh and I think Jewsh seems to be doing better. He certainly hasn’t gotten his slobbermutt-mobile repo’d while live on MATI.

EDIT: oh yeah also Mersh is (was?) addicted to these weird research chemical pills called 7-OH or something and they’re basically opioid analogues. He tried going “sober” for the month of May, but all he did was stop drinking liquor. He was still on kratom, adderall, 7-OH pills, and still drinkin regular beer. He was talking about having withdrawal symptoms when he had stopped taking the “7 Tabs”.

Mersh is fucked, Janny Jewsh seems to be doing OK.

 

[AnOminous]

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Lmao Mersh's on-stream drug seizures have been hilarious to watch. "Female cop. . .female cop. . .female cop. . ."

He thinks that without us he'd be able to get away with it because he thinks his behavior is ok.

He's basically a Scooby-Doo villain at this point.

 

[SaltyFanta]

(In relation to grifty) Why were you a defendant in criminal drug possession and domestic abuse cases?

It's insane how many open abusers and pedophiles Nick attracts and is associated with. For a man who says everyone he dislikes is a druggie, abuser or pedophile he sure seems to associate with lots. Turns out he's associated with another abuser.

 

[Folgers Can]

Everyone liked traddad Nick

Um ackshually, he "never said that" he was ever this supposed "traddad Nick" at any point in time and it's weird and funny that so many people made up the myth that he ever pretended to be one. He never even so much as implied any such thing, plus RL never was a law channel, we've always been at war with Eastasia, and there are five lights:


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[200MB]

99% of men see Nick and think he's a pathetic loser

The swinging, drug addicted child abuser sees Nick and thinks "he's me, I must defend him"

Makes you think

At least CGoody had the common decency to overdose.

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When you have to run to Mersh and Perspicacity to cry about how you couldn't manipulate an autistic man.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Um ackshually, he "never said that" he was ever this supposed "traddad Nick" at any point in time and it's weird and funny that people made up that myth in their own heads. He never even so much as implied any such thing, plus RL never was a law channel, we've always been at war with Eastasia, and there are five lights:

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Well you see guys it was actually chad dads, which is so much better because Nick is totally a chad.

Nick: "I'm not the same as Jack Murphy because I never claimed to be peak masculinity"

Also Nick: names himself a chad dad

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's insane how many open abusers and pedophiles Nick attracts and is associated with.

It’s entirely justified to assume anyone defending him at this point is also a child abuser who identifies with Nick for all the most garbage reasons.

 

[AnOminous]

Um ackshually, he "never said that" he was ever this supposed "traddad Nick" at any point in time and it's weird and funny that so many people made up the myth that he ever pretended to be one. He never even so much as implied any such thing, plus RL never was a law channel, we've always been at war with Eastasia, and there are five lights:

Why does this idiot faggot even waste breath with these moronic lies?

 

[James done did it]

This is slightly off topic but Mersh has been spiraling all year.

-He got his SUV repo’d while live on ROTC, for missing payments (after having gone to Vegas twice in two months)
-He hyped up this whole lolsuit against Rumble, and he was acting like Mr tough shit because he was trying to get Milo (yes, that Milo) to back him up and provide him free legal services for suing Rumble
-He got cucked out of his original lolsuit plan when he found out Jesse and Milo are actually friends and Milo leaked all of Mersh’s gay lolsuit emails to Jesse. Apparently Mersh is an embarrassing burden to Royce and the people at Rumble are fed up with Mersh.
-He’s been going on a tear the last 6 months saying “Aaron is FUCKED, it’s OVER for him, he’s gonna catch a felony”…Aaron only ended up paying $50 and he’s restricted from speaking about Kayla for however many years.
-He’s still out there sweeping passionately for Rekieta because he’s desperate to kiss up to anyone who he thinks will give him “clout”

I compare Jewsh to Mersh and I think Jewsh seems to be doing better. He certainly hasn’t gotten his slobbermutt-mobile repo’d while live on MATI.

EDIT: oh yeah also Mersh is (was?) addicted to these weird research chemical pills called 7-OH or something and they’re basically opioid analogues. He tried going “sober” for the month of May, but all he did was stop drinking liquor. He was still on kratom, adderall, 7-OH pills, and still drinkin regular beer. He was talking about having withdrawal symptoms when he had stopped taking the “7 Tabs”.

Mersh is fucked, Janny Jewsh seems to be doing OK.

Mersh actually doesn't even have a spiral left in him. He's hit bedrock and is spinning around on it until he inevitably drops dead like Ralph. The only reason rackets is above these people is he has a trust fund.

 

[DuranceVile]

Slight disagreement here. Nick thinks that everything he's done is totally okay, but he also thinks that he should be praised and rewarded for it.

Nick, for whatever reason, refuses to understand that the him everyone supportef was the fake him. Everyone liked traddad Nick, so they like Nick, so they must also like swinging coke cuck Nick.

If it wasnt for Scandanavian prudes, everyone would still love Nick coke and all, so its clearly the prudes fault that others have turned against him.

For whatever reason (narcissism) Nick 100% believes that he has made optimal life choices and that he should actually be MORE popular now.

It's very similar to how between Rittenhouse and the end of Johnny Depp that he decided his massive growth was due to him being such a cool guy and not his serendipitously hitting on a new form of true crime coverage. He seemed to at least understand during Rittenhouse that his growth was due to the content and not him. Post "worst day ever", his ego grew hugely and all bets were off.

Spoiler: Narcissist self identity stuff

As has been said before, narcissist's egos are covers for a massive lack of self worth. Nick, deep down, KNOWS he's a useless man who has had everything given to him in life by his parents. All that bluster and bravado is to prevent him from ever having to face that. Anybody who holds up a mirror to his true identity as a sad, spiteful, worthless person must be destroyed.

Nick thought, retardedly, that he could pivot to being a relationship (read: talking nonstop about his coomer ways) channel because his true passion in life is hedonism and not boring stuff like law or trial streaming. It's the road that set him down to where he is now, a slave of the state having to stream every day, clearly bored and hating it, only getting excited when he can start spewing venom at his perceived enemies.

 

[Beavis]

Mersh, percip, Summerville Dan, and rekieta. It’s a who’s who of losers and burnouts.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Man I thought it was funny to pretend that he was the underdog just to troll people, now I just want the worst to happen to braindamaged smug faggot.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Mersh actually doesn't even have a spiral left in him. He's hit bedrock and is spinning around on it until he inevitably drops dead like Ralph. The only reason rackets is above these people is he has a trust fund.

Mersh is a cockroach, much like the “detractors” say about DarkSydePhil.