Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[N1bbaN3rd]

"Stop drinking" is the new "Enjoy prison".'

What's the matter, Nick? You sound a little stressed.
Pour yourself a drink and relax.
I'm gonna pour one out right now. Because I can.

 

[Father Balldo]

Anyone who questions Nick on ethical or moral grounds is a "moral arbiter" it's just his advanced way of saying INCEL PRUDE.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Anyone who questions Nick on ethical or moral grounds is a "moral arbiter" it's just his advanced way of saying INCEL PRUDE.

Its always fun to see when Nick watches onto a new term.

 

[RotPockets]

The story Aaron claimed Nick told him where the story of their first swinger experience was at Hedonism II where he could not perform due to drug abuse and had to sit and watch.

Here is the timestamp for that story.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It’s such a mindfuck to see old footage of Nick and try to compute that this is the same person. Old Nick would have clowned the shit out of Nick 2.0.

 

[Desktop User2]

It is silly to write and give a strong opinion while simultaneously mentioning that you you had little experience with Nick prior to his crashouts.

Quite the contrary given his crashouts confirmed my first impressions - expressed on this thread during the Kick Vick grift fest or "before it was cool" like @3MMA pointed out. It seems silly in retrospect to ever endured his faggotry because it reinforced your priors tho.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick now claims he never really got involved in the Sophie case.

*Snort*

Yeah, okay.

Hopefully I have explained this to everyone's satisfaction, but should my explanation be found wanting, I'm sure @Himedall All-seeing Waifu could do it too. Probably better than I, in fact. She followed the Sophie stuff closer than I did when it happened.

I'm telling you, it wouldn't exactly shock me if one day I hear from Nick "I never really got all that involved in the Vic Mignonia case." All that would take is Vic saying something that hurts his ego. Fortunately, Vic seems content to just move on with his life. That will hopefully spare him some Balldo bullshit he doesn't deserve.

Nick's been trying to do some really creative rewriting of history for like the past three years. I don't see it ending anytime soon. It's annoying, of course, but the actual record is here on KF for all to see.

 

[Gorton Colu]

It’s such a mindfuck to see old footage of Nick and try to compute that this is the same person. Old Nick would have clowned the shit out of Nick 2.0.

I'd argue that this is Nick 3.0. Nick 2.0 was post 2020 imo. I tapered down my consumption of Nick's content even in 2020-2021 as he was already very different to 2017 and 2018 Nick.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Hey Patrick James Rice, sorry I mean "GriftyIRL", born on 04/21/1984 in Maryland, at a height of 5'6.
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Why were you a defendant in criminal drug possession and domestic abuse cases?
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More to come in the prospering grounds OP

if i had a nickel for every fat faggot i knew who wears a backwards ball cap, has disturbing pedophile vibes and keeps such company, and is themselves a criminal (both of them for wife-beating, curiously enough), i'd have 10 cents. it's not much, but it's weird that there's now two of them.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Fellow Kiwi Farmers your input is valuable.

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Floating watermark.
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Excerpt from "Breaking Balldo" Mister Metokur, May 25, 2024

 

[Smithfield Ham]

When Mersh, Ethan Ralph and Dick Masterson are all in your corner, it means you're in hell.

 

[Pentamidine]

Probably nothing but i was searching for backstory on the Elissa x Michael Long stuff and ended up at a Facebook group about the case. This dude Thomas McManus' avatar is the same that Spectre uses on Twitter.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/728042837804479/

Archive forthcoming

Spectre DOES cover this case on his YouTube channel @TheSpectreReport, so it's not like it's a topic completely removed from his interests -



Apologies if he's already phonebooked, I searched Thomas McAnus here and didn't come up with anything (aside for some posts about an Amanda Jinnie McManus, an organizer for Anime Milwaukee who got phonebooked during Weeb Wars ). Also obvs could be a coincidence, though fwiw when I reverse search the profile photo I only get hits on things from Spectre.

Link: https://www.youtube.com/@TheSpectreReport/streams
Archive: https://archive.ph/sf03n

 

[arc minsk]

It’s such a mindfuck to see old footage of Nick and try to compute that this is the same person. Old Nick would have clowned the shit out of Nick 2.0.

even just the pics of his earliest streams. i know they get posted all the time but it's fucking wild. he looks like a healthy fratboy douchebag lawyer.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick's been trying to do some really creative rewriting of history for like the past three years. I don't see it ending anytime soon. It's annoying, of course, but the actual record is here on KF for all to see.

Nick will always say what he has to say to get his remaining sympathizers to do what he wants. He’s pretty shameless that way.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

Fellow Kiwi Farmers your input is valuable.

Did you learn nothing from the successful BMJ niggermarking?

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Its always fun to see when Nick watches onto a new term.

He's frantically googling everything written at an adult or professional level about him on twitter then cherrypicking terms from the posts or articles. It's tempting to post a link to something with a really silly word in it then watch this worm-brained momzer start using that word too. Pathetic fucking faggot. Do a flip Rekieta.

 

[oh no im late for school]

Fellow Kiwi Farmers your input is valuable.

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it's distracting to me because i'm going to be paying more attention to it, waiting for it to bounce perfectly in the corner likes it's the dvd logo, than i will the content you put it over

 

[not william stenchever]

It’s such a mindfuck to see old footage of Nick and try to compute that this is the same person. Old Nick would have clowned the shit out of Nick 2.0.

Someone with a lot of clips at hand could stitch together a video of old Nick clowning on present Nick if they were so inclined.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

even just the pics of his earliest streams. i know they get posted all the time but it's fucking wild. he looks like a healthy fratboy douchebag lawyer.

His future is wheelchair ridden whiskey dick

 

[Airstrip One]

The Nicholas Robert Rekieta thread, in which I am posting, was 'born' on February 27th, 2019. At the time of writing it amounts to 9586 pages.

The British News Megathread in the Articles and News section of the forums was created almost two months earlier on January 3rd 2019 and presently runs to 1095 pages.

That means Nicholas Rekieta is more retarded than the entirety of the UK by a magnitude of 8491. It is plausible that by the end of summer this number will have increased to over 9000!

Placing Rekieta's achievement in context for the benefit of future historians, Great Britain's swan dive from global empire to inbred caliphate of tardary, cements its position as one of the most retarded human enterprises of all time. For one individual to have outpaced it in a similar span of time is truly superhuman.

TL;DR - Nick Rekieta is almost nine-times more retarded than the UK and I can prove it with graphs.