DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Shocked and Horrified]

What happened to the $5000/month business expenses, Phail?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

He's accusing his whales of all being iron chef sock accounts

What's with Phil doing this LARP now? We know he can see everyone tipping him. I guess he's tired of pretending everyone loves him and can't wait to give him money.

 

[brother_number_one]

Sometimes its fun just to- HE'S FAT!

In one of their last clips „HE‘S AIMLESS AND FELTED“ made me laugh in public

 

[arc minsk]

What's with Phil doing this LARP now? We know he can see everyone tipping him. I guess he's tired of pretending everyone loves him and can't wait to give him money.

probably getting paranoid enough that he thinks people are making larp paypal accounts.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

He's now threatening his dents that things could go back to the way they were pre-Kino arc with his spending.

How is this even a threat lmao?

"Guys, step up, or in a while you'll have to give me less money and will get more attention as there will be less people in the pool you have to compete with, also, I'll play specific games longer and won't be able to quit them on the spot!"

We've really lost the plot here.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

To be fair, Ken was probably ICS looking back. Seemed like the same pattern, go into YT and kick and dump a obscene amount of subs/superchats. Try to get Phil to do shit you want.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

New low support arc?

 

[Niggernerd]

This manchild is insane. 10+ minutes of support berating talk. He's accusing his whales of all being iron chef sock accounts after all his hard work overtime produced nothing. He's now threatening his dents that things could go back to the way they were pre-Kino arc with his spending.

This has to be the most retarded and laziest extortion racket in modern history.

From no content back to no content. What a threat phil.

 

[neger psykolog]

 

[Niggernerd]

Just watched the clip of him whining about no subs on kick. "You guys will get banned so no one has to see you whining about no truck sim like babies"
-man crying like a child because no one gives him $5

 

[neger psykolog]

From no content back to no content. What a threat phil.

I mean for most this is the actual content.
Prestream Phil? Boring
Gaming Phil? Boring
Smug Phil? Minorly entertaining

Panicking and begging Phil? Entertaining
Black t-shirt Phil doing a board meeting while shaking so much his awfice chair looks like it's about to take off? Peak entertainment

 

[ShiningBrightly]

i have known about dsp for along time but i've never really watched him before until recently. i've been watching some of the TIHYDP (did i get that right??) videos and its so funny how he needs to make excuses for every single death, fuckup or anything that doesn't go exactly his way. the mario kart stuff has been hilarious, i've also watched some clips from doom the dark ages and lies of p dlc. i especially love the "i didn't know!" when he's playing a game he hadn't played before. even in a situation where no one would expect him to completely understand a new mechanic he's encountered he has to justify his failure. also the endless shilling to "support the content" is a great touch, why would anyone expect low effort amateur gaming content with an extra side of whining for free?? as far as i can tell there hasn't been a game he actually likes and doesn't think is full of bullshit, great career choice

 

[FormerPro]

Wishful thinking I know, but if he somehow doesn't hit the goal on his Truck Sim new wheel debut the fallout is going to be peak.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

What happened to the $5000/month business expenses, Phail?

Imagine how wealthy he would have been if he put that Champions money into Bitcoin. He'd legit be a millionaire if he wasn't so stupid. How he fumbled a once in a lifetime bag by being the first (almost first) gaming YTer is beyond me.

 

[neger psykolog]

Imagine how wealthy he would have been if he put that Champions money into Bitcoin. He'd legit be a millionaire if he wasn't so stupid. How he fumbled a once in a lifetime bag by being the first (almost first) gaming YTer is beyond me.

Even Boogie of all people at least spent tons of money on physical things like Magic the Gay cards which kept some value. DSP has a broken house and an old phone with a WWEC account that has zero value.

 

[drtonysimp]

These low weeks happen every now and again and people rejoice like it’s all going to dry up. It just takes one super dent to start whaling out for it all to back to normal. Wake me up when it’s been a straight month of low support.

 

[neger psykolog]

Wake me up when it’s been a straight month of low support.

The house of cards of DSP doesn't need a straight month of low support.
He has Amazon payment plans and all sorts of shit going on. Just one week of terrible support or him being offline could topple the house of cards.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

These low weeks happen every now and again and people rejoice like it’s all going to dry up. It just takes one super dent to start whaling out for it all to back to normal. Wake me up when it’s been a straight month of low support.

I mean on one hand I agree, as in he'll pull through this as he always does. However, on the other hand him getting shit support in the first week of the month is telling, even in the pre-kino days he'd get a bunch of money on the first week and was then struggling for the rest of the month. His Switch 2 stream being a complete bust even caught me off guard.

 

[plattschwanz]

Any clips? I need a good laugh

 

[neger psykolog]

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