Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 14.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 106 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 169 40.0%

  • Total voters
    423
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This is the greasiest I've seen him. Is something wrong with his shower?
I didn’t stay long on the stream, but at the very beginning, he mentioned he was late because he had been taking a bath (or so he claimed).

Perhaps he doesn’t believe in soap or shampoo—that might explain why he always looks so greasy. Then again, it could simply be a side effect of his recent transformation into a full-blown clown, red nose and all.
 
Looks like he hasn't washed his hair in a while. And what the fuck is he doing to his nose?

I think we're looking at a man who sleeps in his clothes on his couch most of the time, stays up too late, wakes up late, then does a quick shirt change so people don't hassle him, and turns on the webcam to start babbling. This is not a man in control of his life, let alone his hygiene.
 
It's as bright as a fucking clown nose. He looks like some Irish town drunk from some early color comedy. Does he think people are blind? He's a fucking joke. What's even funnier is pretty much all his poisons of choice could cause this. The one thing that didn't cause it? "Muh allergies."
Lol right, the backs of his nostrils where they meet the upper lip - you know, where all the tissue friction would be - look fine-ish, or at least not nearly as severe as front. I get raped by allergies pretty much every year since childhood and it's never once given me a full-on clown nose.

(I know this is literal water-is-wet shit but it's fun to pile on.)
 
Anyone creaming your shorts?
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(Btw, I'm not sure Jeff would have appreciated this.)
 
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