Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 5 31.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 7 43.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 1 6.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 3 18.8%

  • Total voters
    16
Got a Grifty drop.

Found his and wife’s FB. Not too interesting, but a couple good photos.

First, Grifty’s profile has nothing. Only a single post besides the profile and cover photo.

We’ve got a little more on his wife’s (Courtney Rice, née Bolt). It’s mostly her life pre Grifty, so I didn’t really care as it was uninteresting. Many of her kids which I also ignored. So really just pics of the man himself. But they ain’t bad.

First, standing TALL here. Look at the shape of his body!
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This is probably the best one. The pube beard stands out. But, there’s more. Enhance!
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Jesus Christ look at those teeth! Grifty does not brush!
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🤢🤢🤢
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Bonus: for those that like them, she had kittens (low res pics)
His parents are actually Stavros Halkias and Beetlejuice.
 
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Got a Grifty drop.

Found his and wife’s FB. Not too interesting, but a couple good photos.

First, Grifty’s profile has nothing. Only a single post besides the profile and cover photo.

We’ve got a little more on his wife’s (Courtney Rice, née Bolt). It’s mostly her life pre Grifty, so I didn’t really care as it was uninteresting. Many of her kids which I also ignored. So really just pics of the man himself. But they ain’t bad.

First, standing TALL here. Look at the shape of his body!
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This is probably the best one. The pube beard stands out. But, there’s more. Enhance!
View attachment 7477450

Jesus Christ look at those teeth! Grifty does not brush!
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🤢🤢🤢
View attachment 7477395

Bonus: for those that like them, she had kittens (low res pics)
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If anyone's snooping around, please give me a DM, working on an extensive OP. His J6er ODD could prove to be a blossoming Lolcow.
Well pretty easy to find he's a domestic abuser on https://casesearch.courts.state.md.us/
Since he's replied to someone else on twitter who guessed he was the 1984 Pat Rice, you can pretty much get it all now... what an idiot

Jacked:
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Zero people reached out.
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Bro.
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Pathetic.
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No one died hes setting up preemptive cope to go into hiding in case Thursday ends up being nuclear
He's the type of guy where conversations go like this:
>I need a few days of leave because [-] died
>Wait there's people left in your family to pass away?
>I need to attend a funeral for [-]
>Didn't [-] die last year?

No one believes you, Skelly.
 
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And has raccoons who can attest to his feelings about death. The only death he'd feel anything about would be Kayla's, and it'd be resentment that the dumb bitch left him with the keedz.
Are you kidding? It would be Balldo's best day ever. He would immediately take a short trip Nebraska, then proceed to live his best life.

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Just kidding, they've added an age cap now. Nick missed his chance to get rid of the kids.
 
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