Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Pretty sure he can look past the "retarded" part.

That's the entirely fucked up part - he can't. He needs her to be a 9/10, or at least let him pretend she is. He's obviously easily deceived by whores and their wiles but he believes he deserves and needs a hot bitch to show the haters or something.

He's deformed, yeah, but he's actually able to keep a job and isn't a cobes-level retard, and even king cobra pulled some insane bpd chick.

iirc there's ebidance that the mormons tried to basically hook him up with some unnamed (maybe even unselected) 4/10 mormon girl which would have been way above his pay grade; all he had to do was take it and not be a caustic fucking asshole, so of course that would never work.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Part of the charm is they authentically express their experience of life.

This is why Wesley Willis' songs are all bangers despite the fact that they generally begin with 1 of a handful of keyboard samples and his singing isn't technically good.

Shoot Me With a Gun might be one of my most listened to tracks.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

All Russell's songs are "let me fuck you, PLEASE let me fuck you. I just need to fuck something, anything. PLEASE!"

Russ needs to fuck anything as long as it's a 9 or 10, just like him.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Russell is not and never will be a writer of any kind. As a young Billy. I had a roomie who writes songs/music for his own band and others (he still does). I quickly got used to the fact there would be notebooks and pencils in every room of the house. He says he usually gets his best ideas in the tub and needs to write it down quick. We got him a waterproof notebook for Christmas one year and he put up a hook in the bathroom. He writes for almost any music style. We play a game sometimes of challenging him to get an uncommon word into a song. I think his absolute triumph was getting the word 'cotillion' into a four chord punk song.

When a song happens in his head it will bug him for days if he doesn't start getting it on paper. I worked with someone similar, the back pages of her lab books were always hastily jotted lyrics.

What both of these people have in common is a sense of urgency to create. I can't imagine either of them taking years to make a two minute song.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

What both of these people have in common is a sense of urgency to create. I can't imagine either of them taking years to make a two minute song.

The only urgency to create Russ ever feels is when shitting out a motion on his phone at 4 AM the day after the deadline

And those ones are some of his best work!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Russell can only dream of doing what The Shaggs did. Nobody will be talking about his shitty songs fifty years from now.

Fifty years from now, when Null has died of a cheese-induced heart attack after saving the Internet, someone will stumble across him while scouring old Internet archives. They'll say, "I can't believe so many people talked so much about a retard who did so little" and move on.

 

[T.E.R.F]

But after that, the track volume halves and there’s a meek little keyboard riff for the rest of the “song”. And I’m convinced it’s the Macarena. Yes, I know nothing is original in music, and that many people are subconsciously rehashing what they heard at some point. But it’s literally the Macarena. Or am I being totally fucking stupid here?

Definitely sounds like the opening notes of the Macarena. Somewhere between that and the opening to Hall & Oates "You make my dreams". I had completely forgotten about that clip. So much unbridled autism. I first came to the farms for Jonathan Yaniv but definitely stayed for Russell.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

Russell is not and never will be a writer of any kind. As a young Billy. I had a roomie who writes songs/music for his own band and others (he still does). I quickly got used to the fact there would be notebooks and pencils in every room of the house. He says he usually gets his best ideas in the tub and needs to write it down quick. We got him a waterproof notebook for Christmas one year and he put up a hook in the bathroom. He writes for almost any music style. We play a game sometimes of challenging him to get an uncommon word into a song. I think his absolute triumph was getting the word 'cotillion' into a four chord punk song.

When a song happens in his head it will bug him for days if he doesn't start getting it on paper. I worked with someone similar, the back pages of her lab books were always hastily jotted lyrics.

What both of these people have in common is a sense of urgency to create. I can't imagine either of them taking years to make a two minute song.

This makes me want to get back to writing songs again. I have notebooks and notebooks of songs that I wrote from ages 16-27. I just don't have that muse or drive anymore though. There's really a time in a lot of people's lives where you have that stride and momentum, but then you just flatline. Artistically speaking, of course.

That's why I'm not playing in bands, or doing solo stuff anymore.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Exactly. For proof of this, look up the band "The Shaggs" a group of borderline retarded and musically untalented sisters pushed so hard by their father who had musical contacts of some kind and even got them a recording deal, only for their jangling discordant nonsense songs to have almost no airplay, and what little their was was for mockery and "so bad its funny" purposes.

"My pal Foot-Foot" about their lost cat is my personal fave and about Russell Greer's talent level too.

I had never heard of The Shaggs before this post, but they are kind of wild. The weird asynchronous music, stilted lyrics, flat voices, there’s something to it, it’s so bad it starts to transcend itself. It’s kind of like outsider art, it has a very strange charm to it. I can see why some people unironically like it.

Unlike Greee’s music, which is just slop. Generic, poorly made, forgettable slop.

 

[TurboNAS]

Unlike Greee’s music, which is just slop. Generic, poorly made, forgettable slop.

I looked again and Greet has released fewer songs than I remembered. I can only find three right now which isn’t a great output for six years of work. Now in that time he’s moved, sued, been sued, and is continuing to make Nevada safer with whoremongering. It’s hard to fit more songwriting moments into that packed schedule.

Maybe it’s like everything else Russ misunderstands, he heard about one hit wonders and figures he can be one of those.

If only he could explain to us.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I like to think of things like "Yo Yo Yovana" and "I Get You Taylor Swift" as the poison pills that have gotten fed into the AI Agorythyms thus preventing AI from ever achieving true creativity. Russel Greer has saved humanity from the AI Apocalypse, and still nobody's gonna suck him his penis.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Zappa pretty routinely talked shit about the Beatles and hated John Lennon specifically. Also more generally he detested hippies and drug culture, despite looking kind of like a hippie himself.

It's true though that the Shaggs had a certain naive charm despite their near total lack of actual music ability. They're kind of a sad story because their dick of a dad was apparently brutally abusive and even molested them.

In terms of outsider music there is an actual charm with these girls. They're terrible but they're also 100% authentic. There's no artifice there. It's purely them.

Russtard however doesn't get it. He views music as a way to get famous and get laid. That's his goal which is why he always writes songs about women he wants to bone. It's pure ego with him and that's why he'll never even make it as far as The Shaggs did.

He's still one funny guy though.

I will say this about Penn Jillette, he and Teller appreciate their fans. Every time they do a show they will go out and sign autographs and talk with their fans and do selfies and everything because they know that without fans they'd be nowhere. I don't always agree with him or his politics or whatever but as an entertainer I have nothing but respect for him.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I had never heard of The Shaggs before this post, but they are kind of wild. The weird asynchronous music, stilted lyrics, flat voices, there’s something to it, it’s so bad it starts to transcend itself. It’s kind of like outsider art, it has a very strange charm to it. I can see why some people unironically like it.

Unlike Greee’s music, which is just slop. Generic, poorly made, forgettable slop.

As much of a farce The Shaggs were, they still had fans in people like Frank Zappa and Kurt Cobain. Dot has her own band. Russhole only wishes he had fans like that.

 

[Swole McPole]

I'm not particularly tempted to read his novels though.

I wouldn't generally have been either, but I'm interested in circuses, sideshows, buskers, etc. etc. and his novel was set during that pre-Teller period of his life when he was making a living busking as a juggler, so I was really interested in that aspect of the story.

It was a grind, but I managed to finish it. He's also got a previous crime novel set in Vegas among professional gamblers, and that's something else I'm interested in -- professional gamblers. But that was a bridge too far. I couldn't get past a page or two.

He's still one funny guy though.

I used to think so as well. Now, I just think he's a blowhard.

I used to have a huge affection for Jillette. But that was before his daughter came out as a pooner and he abandoned all that pretense of being a rationalist who's all about 'believe the science' and now he believes that if a girl wants to be a boy, all she has to do is to announce herself as such and it's magically so.

James Randi must be spinning in his grave.

 

[AnOminous]

I used to have a huge affection for Jillette. But that was before his daughter came out as a pooner and he abandoned all that pretense of being a rationalist who's all about 'believe the science' and now he believes that if a girl wants to be a boy, all she has to do is to announce herself as such and it's magically so.

Mocking utter bullshit like this used to be his job. That kind of nonsense is exactly what the whole Bullshit! show was about.

 

[Niall Meanwhile]

Fifty years from now, when Null has died of a cheese-induced heart attack after saving the Internet, someone will stumble across him while scouring old Internet archives. They'll say, "I can't believe so many people talked so much about a retard who did so little" and move on.

"...Or that Russell Greer guy"

 

[Swole McPole]

Mocking utter bullshit like this used to be his job. That kind of nonsense is exactly what the whole Bullshit! show was about.

And I can't help but suspect that this is related to his being a combination of total coomer/showbiz luvvy. If somebody wants to make their sexual fetish the central component of their life, coomers invariably think that's something admirable and they should be encouraged in it.

Similarly, showbiz types tend to have children late in life and so give birth to a higher proportion of autistic children. Consequently, they seem to have a higher proportion of troon children. Many such cases, here and in the USA. As you say, Jillette used to make his rationalist/libertarian credentials central to who he was. Bullshit was very much him trading on those principles. Yet as soon as they meet a real hurdle -- a real challenge when something that's important to him is at stake -- the principles are dispensed of and he's all about the idea that gender identity is more important than biological sex.

I'd never really come across the idea that libertarians are all coomers looking to legalize their illegal fetishes until I came to Kiwifarms. Libertarians aren't really a thing in the UK, and when you do come across it, it's generally IT bros who want to be able to smoke weed legally. But these days I'm completely convinced that Penn was just deriving his political positions from his desire to have threesomes and consume porn.

It's kind of tragic, because who else has had a bigger impact on magic over the last fifty years? In no particular order, you've got Derren Brown, David Blaine and Penn and Teller. And P&T might well be the most important of the three.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I wouldn't generally have been either, but I'm interested in circuses, sideshows, buskers, etc. etc. and his novel was set during that pre-Teller period of his life when he was making a living busking as a juggler, so I was really interested in that aspect of the story.

It was a grind, but I managed to finish it. He's also got a previous crime novel set in Vegas among professional gamblers, and that's something else I'm interested in -- professional gamblers. But that was a bridge too far. I couldn't get past a page or two.



I used to think so as well. Now, I just think he's a blowhard.

I used to have a huge affection for Jillette. But that was before his daughter came out as a pooner and he abandoned all that pretense of being a rationalist who's all about 'believe the science' and now he believes that if a girl wants to be a boy, all she has to do is to announce herself as such and it's magically so.

James Randi must be spinning in his grave.

Damn, I didn't know about that. What a shame. Like AnOm says, the entire point of his old show Bullshit was about mocking and discrediting, well, bullshit like that.

Knocking him down 2 points on my Scale of Respect.

 

[Throwing Romans]

Got these .msg files from a records request from White Pine County. It's some stuff about Russ in 2023 trying to buy the Green Lantern Brothel to tear down. Might be something of interest, but I'm not going to have time to dig into it until later so figured I'd share the fun. I'll be damned if I can figure out how the hell to bulk convert these to something useful.

City of Ely is working on the records request as well. Or as Greee calls it, "discovery"..

 

[goblin enby]

What the fuck. This brothel building delusion is such a drain on public resources. How has he been doing this for YEARS?!?!