Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%

  • Total voters
    390
I didn’t stay long on the stream, but at the very beginning, he mentioned he was late because he had been taking a bath (or so he claimed).

Perhaps he doesn’t believe in soap or shampoo—that might explain why he always looks so greasy. Then again, it could simply be a side effect of his recent transformation into a full-blown clown, red nose and all.
We’re adding another Amberlynn parallel to the list: obvious lies about bathing. Another 500 lbs and his transformation into Our Gorl will be complete.

For real though, he is so greasy. Nick should take a leaf out of Kurt’s book and counter the oiliness and redness with a color correcting matte face powder.
 
If my wife got groped by a “masseur” I would question the fidelity of our marriage if she returns to the same masseur.
I mean… She did buy five massages and only used two? Redeeming circumstances Id say. A woman who doesn’t want to waste your money, is worth her weight in gold.

That may just be my inner Jew talking though.


Our wife.

Ah yes, remember when Nick thought swinging was like a cheat code to hot, young pussy… And they went to a swinging resort only for broke dick Nick to pump some fat house wife twice, while our wife got railed for hours by some stud who made her do noises Nick never heard in his life?
 
Now now. You know Nick likes word games. A whore takes money for her services. Kayla never took money, therefore she isn't a whore, but a skank. Take that, kiwifags!
Maybe no money exchanged hands, but as Nick himself has said:
"People don't suck dick for cocaine." --Nick Rekieta
"People suck dick for cocaine, it happens all the time." -- also Nick Rekieta
 
Ah yes, remember when Nick thought swinging was like a cheat code to hot, young pussy… And they went to a swinging resort only for broke dick Nick to pump some fat house wife twice, while our wife got railed for hours by some stud who made her do noises Nick never heard in his life?
Was that the resort trip where he got soaked for a thousand bucks by scheming jamaicans or was that another broke-dick cuck trip?
 
She is a whore and Nick's been implying that he hated his marriage, wants a prenup, etc.

Knowing Nick I think it's just as likely that he repeatedly posts this because he wants other people to call Kayla a whore, on top of trying to virtue signal.

I think he's still seeing Ape but you just know he's seething with resentment about being stuck with Kayla and the children doing boring trial streams "sober" day in day out.
 
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Nick literally cannot help himself but reply to an account with his wife's ass as the profile picture posting a photo of his fat friend and his fat wife (the only fat people Nick seems to tolerate are child abusers), which only boosts attention to it

He just spends all day pretending to care about the trial on stream so he can pursue his true passion:

Arguing with Twitter troll burner accounts
 
Tip of the iceberg. He seems to spend most of his show seething on Twitter.
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Well, she is a whore, but when did Elissa ever say that? Nick just lies.
I mean… She did buy five massages and only used two? Redeeming circumstances Id say. A woman who doesn’t want to waste your money, is worth her weight in gold.
She's the kind of whore who sucks dick for bus fare and then walks home.
 
what the fuck is he doing to his nose?
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Name the users going after your wife, show me receipts like harassment calls or pizza deliveries (doesn't count if she eats it all). I'll ban them.
Otherwise, keep coping and seething. Calling you and your wife fat isn't "going after someone". We don't have to go after anyone, can you even run for 2 minutes without popping a vessel?
 
Look guys, we're not being fair to Nick.

Maybe it was his plumber who died and he now can't face going into the shower anymore.

Fly high king, may you join Nick's carpenter through those big pearly gates.

... I wonder if he's gotten over his previous trauma or if he's still missing doors to his kitchen cabinets. In the cupboard all the chemicals are in. At ground level.
 
Everytime I check in on his streams he's looking down. I'm guessing at his phone. Either that or he's not there.
Search for 'body language tells looking down' for potential insight. It can mean anything from disinterest to shame. Disinterest for his own trial streams, likely. Shame, hopefully.
 
As a farmer, I think it's beautiful when anybody defends their prized cow. Grifty the abusive drug addict can't smell his wife's unwashed ass and yeasty folds over the stench of his rotting teeth and she's so fat she can't wedge her body close enough to smell the tooth decay. They're the perfect power couple.
 
Here is the timestamp for that story.
Clipped just The Story from that interview, for a convenient 4 minute local archive. Would have posted this 5 pages ago but it took some time for the attachments to process.
The reason for Keanu's show is that she will drone on for 8 hours about the same minutae. Normal people can't take it. Keanu will gladly turn a nothing-burger into a 10 course meal. She'll have back clips, lead ins, repeats, etc. We will get to see at least a 2 hour repeat of Nick screaming at her before we see anything new. This is a 10 minute story of nothing that needs to be stretched into multiple hours. I hope I'm wrong but bigger channels would have made more sense if it was substantial. She's worse than Nate the Lawyer at dragging shit out.
Do you know it’s a 10 minute story via some extra info? When comparing KIno Casino to Keanu’s show, I think the opposite is true. If anything, KC is the absolute leader of all podcasts for time wasting & turning 5 minute bits into 5 hours. If it’s about a personal preference, that’s more believable than if it’s about not dragging things out. It’s been interesting seeing what’s come about from a lot of people underestimating her. I get it, I used to call her a banshee, but I’m kinda rooting for the banshee now, you go banshee, get that Nicker to screech again.

If even a month had passed since Nicks Arrestiversary meltdown on PedoMelts pigshow, (at the hands of the Banshee,) I’d be more apt to agree. At this moment, she’s entitled to finish her victory lap. It’s not as if any of the usual suspects are known for not beating a dead horse, any other show I can think of regularly does the same thing for months or years even, not just a couple weeks.
 
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