Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Drip Torch]

Per Walter Isaacson’s hagiography, Elol has been wanting to call things “X” since before the PayPal days. Basically what you think: it’s mysterious, edgy and futuristic. Nigger hasn’t grown up past twelve years old.

Elon hasnt grown out of the Web 1.0 years of the late 90's early 00's.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

I’m wondering if part of what made Elon so disliked in the White House(allegedly) is that Elon was an absolute sex pest while there. I could imagine that even if they were friends at first, Elon perving and wanting to knock up Trumps barely legal granddaughter would sour any relationship they may have had.

Imagine being such a pervert, Donald Trump wants nothing to do with you.

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https://x.com/disclosetv/status/1931396821911326842?s=19

Looks like the divorce is getting finalized.

How does Elon Musk engage in an "affair"? "M'lady, would you like to be artificially inseminated by me?"

"Hey girl, wanna do it in the back of my Cybertruck?"

 

[Fox Girl Enjoyer]

Is this a real feud or a pretend one between two people who are actually bosom buddies like the ongoing JK Rowling and India Willoughby thing?

Real. Despite MAGA cult claims, Trump can't do 4D underwater chess (he lacks second order thinking) and Elon is actually an annoying retard to where he gets beaten up by a gay man. The retards are fighting

 

[Trombonista]

"Hey girl, wanna do it in the back of my Cybertruck?"

That gives a new meaning to "Sex on Fire."

 

[James done did it]

To this day I still have not seen a violation of the iron law of the empty cybertruck passenger seat. I see them on a daily basis now and not one time have I EVER seen one with a passenger. Almost invariably the driver is Indian or Asian. One of my coworkers claims she saw one with a passenger once but she's also old and probably senile.

 

[Mukhrani]

To this day I still have not seen a violation of the iron law of the empty cybertruck passenger seat. I see them on a daily basis now and not one time have I EVER seen one with a passenger. Almost invariably the driver is Indian or Asian. One of my coworkers claims she saw one with a passenger once but she's also old and probably senile.

I saw one in Florida driven by a jacked black dude with dreads with his fat white girlfriend. But yeah, aside from black dudes (for some odd reason) they seem to exclusively be driven by unlikeable spergs, mostly Indian, without passengers. Black people have some magic ability to wear/drive retarded shit and still seem 'cool' enough for midrange white women to fuck them. For jeets doing so just accentuates their naturally repellent nature.

I've literally never seen an Asian in one, and I find it hard to believe that cheap-ass Asians would pay that much for an ugly-as-sin retard-mobile.

 

[DeepDank]

What the fuck is this narcissist trying to get at exactly? I’m at a loss really, I get this feud has ran its course to some degree but I don’t get what he means ‘especially by me’.

 

[JaneThough]

What the fuck is this narcissist trying to get at exactly? I’m at a loss really, I get this feud has ran its course to some degree but I don’t get what he means ‘especially by me’.

I think this is his “lol I’m so unserious” tweet while he seethes inside.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Why does Vance look like Chuckie?

I don't think it's photoshopped

 

[Something Awful]

Saw that Elon's father/Elon's sister's lover Errol Musk is in Moscow to speak at the Forum of the Future 2050, together with opinion leaders like Alex Jones, George Galloway, and others.



They will be discussing important topics such as "Russian space (race for Mars)", "Russia as an ark of salvation", and "gamification of war".

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Saw that Elon's father/Elon's sister's lover Errol Musk is in Moscow to speak at the Forum of the Future 2050, together with opinion leaders like Alex Jones, George Galloway, and others.

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They will be discussing important topics such as "Russian space (race for Mars)", "Russia as an ark of salvation", and "gamification of war".

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Elon used to be pro Ukraine before he bought Shitter. After that he was full blown crypto Z.
Makes you wonder about the Musks' allegiance.

 

[Drip Torch]

Elon used to be pro Ukraine before he bought Shitter. After that he was full blown crypto Z.
Makes you wonder about the Musk's allegiance.

"Russia as the ark of salvation" is what the commie Left was pushing for decades. Now the Western Right has taken up the lie as their gospel. Infiltration and subversion of the American zeitgeist is complete.

Confirmation that Alex Jones is a Ruskie asset also.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

"Russia as the ark of salvation" is what the commie Left was pushing for decades. Now the Western Right has taken up the lie as their gospel. Infiltration and subversion of the American zeitgeist is complete.

Confirmation that Alex Jones is a Ruskie asset also.

It was pretty obvious that Jones is a Russian asset. They likely pay him (along with other right-wing influencers) considering he is for sale to the highest bidder. He even admitted, in court, that he makes shit up in order to get more money

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

"Russia as the ark of salvation" is what the commie Left was pushing for decades. Now the Western Right has taken up the lie as their gospel. Infiltration and subversion of the American zeitgeist is complete.

Confirmation that Alex Jones is a Ruskie asset also.

For Jones, Russia's the only salvation to pay out all those millions in court debt.
Would be funny if Musk doubles down and helps Russia build a Mars program. Bar that it would probably blow up before leaving the Thermosphere, it would be iconic for neocommies to reach for the Red Planet.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

why is elon so obsessed with the word "x"

In the DC universe, Earth X is run by Nazis. The "X" is a stand in for the swastika.

X = 卐

Do the math.

 

[cockaine]

It's only Boomers thar worry about the national debt. No one else cares. The Boomer says the national debt is a big problem while he spends another 1 trillion dollars on military we don't need.

Who do we owe the money to? No one. Who did we get the credit from? Ourselves. How do you pay yourself back?

I've thought about this a lot for fairly long time and I think you're half right. But as long as the US maintains military and nuclear superiority, we will likely never need to actually pay off that debt.

 

[BradeRunna]

I've thought about this a lot for fairly long time and I think you're half right. But as long as the US maintains military and nuclear superiority, we will likely never need to actually pay off that debt.

I am 100% right. The US national debt will never be paid off. It will only grow larger and the US will eventually have to default on the debt and set everything back to zero. Better luck next time.

It doesn't matter because most of the debt is ours. Only a very small percentage is held by other countries. The US isn't Weimar Germany or the Soviet Union.

 

[cockaine]

What the fuck is this narcissist trying to get at exactly? I’m at a loss really, I get this feud has ran its course to some degree but I don’t get what he means ‘especially by me’.
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Ketamine or dissociatives in general can get you to overshare or casually blurt out some damning speculation or critique about yourself.
The really cool part is, often while on dissos some part of your consciousness is kind of severed from the rest and becomes its own thing for a little bit. You're still aware of and can "hear" it, it just can't give orders to the rest of your brain as easily as its used to. So there's another, more sober you inside of you that gets to watch all of this!

 

[Dean Pentel]

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Just fuck already, jfc

There's a very long line ahead of Musk to have sexual intercourse with Donald Trump. Our very own @Hollywood Hulk Hogan will be moderating/masturbating furiously at the thought of others having hot man sex with an obese old conman. Trump will proclaim that he's the best ever at having old fat man gay sex. Must will discover that ketamine and autistic retardation are prime recipe for erectile dysfunction.

Both of them will still somehow be very wealthy and well-connected despite being awful, stupid people that are painful to interact with.

The US isn't Weimar Germany

The US is working diligently at getting there.

 

[NoBueno]

Why does Vance look like Chuckie?

You never wondered what happened to Chucky after he grew up?