DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[MAWBD2]

We know why he is "worried".

 

[DeathsDesign]

The disguising of purchases to fill the bottomless pit that is his consoooomer brain as necessary for content to satiate his audience has been extra blatant this month. He even had the usual addict/coomer crash and regret right afterwards with all the Nintenslop when the ever decreasing dopamine hits were replaced with self-loathing.

Next, the wheel! Yay wooooooooopie. Bing bong. EVEN GOT THE SHIFTER... GONNA BE AMAZZZZINGGG! (for the stream of course..I..I mean .)

 

[Corpun]

"People say I am bad at video games yet I beat Mario Kart on the HARDEST difficulty." Almost word for word something Phil said on his stream, and completely ignorant of the fact 200cc unlocks after you beat 150cc.

Later that same stream, "This game takes no skill, it's rng bullshit and is just a party game." So I guess it isn't a big accomplishment then beating Mario Kart Phil, since everyone and their grandmother has played a version of Mario Kart up to this point.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

i have known about dsp for along time but i've never really watched him before until recently. i've been watching some of the TIHYDP (did i get that right??) videos and its so funny how he needs to make excuses for every single death, fuckup or anything that doesn't go exactly his way. the mario kart stuff has been hilarious, i've also watched some clips from doom the dark ages and lies of p dlc. i especially love the "i didn't know!" when he's playing a game he hadn't played before. even in a situation where no one would expect him to completely understand a new mechanic he's encountered he has to justify his failure. also the endless shilling to "support the content" is a great touch, why would anyone expect low effort amateur gaming content with an extra side of whining for free?? as far as i can tell there hasn't been a game he actually likes and doesn't think is full of bullshit, great career choice

Now you understand why people first started watching him. Being shit at videogames. The begging is complimentary.

This has been long overdue. These situations used to be more frequent. He has just bloated his streams with so much fuckin nonsense it's easy to forget why most of us watched in the first place.

 

[Sampi]

I really think he thought he was gonna raise 3k + for the switch 2 but since there is absolutely no hype for the console and he is dying as a youtuber .

 

[Pargon]

I really think he thought he was gonna raise 3k + for the switch 2 but since there is absolutely no hype for the console and he is dying as a youtuber .

>”dying”

Phil’s career has been dying for so long all the hospice staff demanded their money back from the death pool. It’s dead when he’s dead and it will take verifiable proof to the contrary for me to believe otherwise.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I think we’re gonna get a good copecast today. No goals and he’s still being shit on for his gameplay? Yeah, he’s fucking seething.

 

[Switch Mongo]

DickSuckingPhil projecting..classic pigroach

 

[Whaler]

Later that same stream, "This game takes no skill, it's rng bullshit and is just a party game." So I guess it isn't a big accomplishment then beating Mario Kart Phil, since everyone and their grandmother has played a version of Mario Kart up to this point.

It amazes me that the dude gets a party game then is upset when there's nothing to do in it but play it with friends or viewers, because he has no friends and refuses to play with his audience because he hates them that much. What the fuck was he expecting from Mario Kart 9 (I think it's the nineth one), did he think this was going to be the Soulsborne of racing games?

I really think he thought he was gonna raise 3k + for the switch 2 but since there is absolutely no hype for the console and he is dying as a youtuber .

It's always interesting watching his mindset in action. He thought he would get 3k+ dollars because it was a Switch 2 day one stream, but he also thought he would get 2k+ dollars for his "Closet Cleaning Vestival" as he calls it, and now he keeps claiming that if he reminded people to donate during his streams he would easily hit his goals for the day but he doesn't because he doesn't beg but he also has to beg all the time because if he doesn't then people will forget to donate or some shit.

 

[Telemeter]

So, Phil decided he needed to directly state that ICS is not OIC.

The fact that he felt he needed to say that means that yes, ICS is indeed OIC.

I've been saying that all along! Eat it fags! EAT IT!

 

[#lurker]

ignorant of the fact 200cc unlocks after you beat 150cc.

Hate to correct you, but Mario Kart World doesn't have a 200cc mode.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Using groceries to beg for money is back on the menu, boys. Don't worry about your six frozen pizzas for the night snacks, honey. IronChef is gonna come through with $450, so we’ll DoorDash some fast food.

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When he did this I got angrier at him than I have been in a long time. "Wow guys we may not get to eat anything today because you let us down"

 

[Niggernerd]

Holy shit we're entering the televangelist arch

He'd probably fit in at a megachurch

 

[Burl McMillan]

Someone needs to convince Phil to make MS Flightsim streams more robust with these bad boys.

 

[Comma]

EDIT:

DSP about banning the guy who has pumped thousands upon thousands of dollars into his stream the past months by gifting Kick subscriptions:

Also DSP, about not understanding why Kick support is very low all of a sudden:

Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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Someone needs to convince Phil to make MS Flightsim streams more robust with these bad boys.

Those pedals are shit, I know from experience. Phil needs these:

 

[Comma]

The force feedback of the steering wheel combined with the force being put into shifting gears will make his table tremble constantly at the least.

Here we go:

EDIT:

"I'm probably only going to be using the shifter for reversing, right?":

EDIT:

He plugged in the steering wheel, causing it to rotate to calibrate itself. It does this every time you connect it (or start your PC), and uses a minimal amount of force feedback. Notice the screen shaking heavily from this already:

He'll probably end up lowering the force feedback heavily, or even disabling it.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Honestly, after that whole "This needs its own power source" conversation, I'm half tempted to stay up late to see what happens.

With the way those cables are laid out and how filthy that office is, I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s an actual fire tonight.

 

[#lurker]

This is kino. Whoever convinced him to do this is a genius.

 

[FormerPro]

He thinks the paddle shifters on the wheel are triggers you can use to accelerate if you're too lazy to use the pedals.