Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Why is his hair so greasy? Is he using product or spray to cover up thinning?

He uses Aaron's goo as hair gel.

(why did I type that)

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

It's a parody of the Philadelphia Fliers hockey team mascot Gritty
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He actually kind of looks like his avatar.

He is watching a video from some fair shot by Kurt.
Someone asked if any of the children at the fair would test positive for cocaine - 'actually yes, statistically one in five'.

 

[W@rui]

Is this the biggest thread in Farms history?

Darksydephil is almost 7,000 pages after filling up a thread already to 9,999 pages iirc.

Yeah I don't think anyone's beating DSP anytime soon.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Yeah I don't think anyone's beating DSP anytime soon.

Gotcha but DSP is an old cow. Rekieta has to be up there if we are doing a pound per pound analysis like in boxing since he really only turned cow in 2022.

 

[Soapmore]

He began the stream with a noticeably bright red nose and his usual disheveled appearance.

Side effects from snorting Adderall :

• Weight loss and constipation
• General tiredness, lethargy
• Actual damage to the nasal septum
• Sleeplessness
• Heart disease
• Mood swings
• Aggression
• Snorting crushed Adderall can cause various nasal issues, including inflammation and irritation of the nostrils, nasal passages, and sinuses, and contribute to nose redness.

 

[Scampuss Aurelius]

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Side effects from snorting Adderall :

• Weight loss and constipation
• General tiredness, lethargy
• Actual damage to the nasal septum
• Sleeplessness
• Heart disease
• Mood swings
• Aggression
• Snorting crushed Adderall can cause various nasal issues, including inflammation and irritation of the nostrils, nasal passages, and sinuses, and contribute to nose redness.

I went back to a Vic saga Rackets video. The voice was so different.

 

[Blue Gunty]

Darksydephil is almost 7,000 pages after filling up a thread already to 9,999 pages iirc.

so 9,999 is the limit?

 

[Vibralldo]

For some reason this was a forced libtard on social media meme years ago.

It's because he's supposed to represent the working class people of Philadelphia, so of course unemployed trannies saw that and thought "that's me!"

 

[Soapmore]

I went back to a Vic saga Rackets video. The voice was so different.

Snorting drugs tends not to directly damage vocal cords, but nasal septum damage can change the resonance, changing the voice.

Also being a faggot.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Paging @Sneed Force One
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The guy shares a weekly stream with a man who is a paedophile and is constantly creeping about, making sex jokes, doxing and alogging Aaron Imholte's three pre-pubescent children, where was this "code" with Melton?

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Snorting drugs tends not to directly damage vocal cords, but nasal septum damage can change the resonance, changing the voice.

Also being a faggot.

If you're real down bad, you can apparently smoke Adderall too, although I wouldn't recommend that, but there are some junkies that do smoke it, at least 2 that I know anyways.

 

[Niggernerd]

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He actually kind of looks like his avatar.

He is watching a video from some fair shot by Kurt.
Someone asked if any of the children at the fair would test positive for cocaine - 'actually yes, statistically one in five'.

I wonder if he knows deep down nick hates him because he's fat but tolerates him because he looks like Vito and Melton

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

AGreed, nobody died.
Swinger wet brain Addict trying to use FAMILY/Friend DEATH as a shield. No one can think he is a lowlife repulsive ghoul for wishing cancer death on Elisa when his family is grieving. He must have gotten a ton of flack.
Definitely Karma.
Very Convenient.
Simple as

Literally a free sympathy post, and then you choose to engage with someone obviously fucking with you, and double down on being shitty with Elb, which is alienating to any normal person.

Pills and alcohol at the same time is like pig shine. Never mix that shit. Everyone I've seen who does becomes Ethan Ralph and its not coincidence.

 

[alan thicke]

I assumed anyone who talks about their “fuck trophies” would be one of those guys who ended up with a wife way out of their league, not a ham planet with two feet of height on them (plus several in girth)

 

[woodedbag]

At this point I could see rekieta sneaking in to a distant aunts house and suffocating her with a pillow and sneering something like "sorry aunt Joyce, the internet has been mean to me this week and so I need a sob story to get some of this heat off of me! BLAME THAT BITCH ELISSA CLIPS!" You never know once a man goes full whip-it joker mode.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

nick hates him because he's fat but tolerates him because he looks like Vito and Melton

Nick strings along his sweepers like malformed Igor minions. Poor pedophile mapton is just trying to make money for the spinal fusion, because HES POOR! Get the kyphosis figured out buddy.

 

[break these cuffs]

I wonder if he knows deep down nick hates him because he's fat but tolerates him because he looks like Vito and Melton

Nick hangs around dysgenic mutants because A) nobody else wants to be seen with him anymore and B) he wants to form his own K-Mart tier wack pack. He's just aping off Dax Herrera again. The fact that he gets played like a fiddle by freaks like Mapton is icing on the cake.

 

[Niggernerd]

he wants to form his own K-Mart tier wack pack

The funniest part is he probably doesnt realize he's part of MAPtons wack pack

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick hangs around dysgenic mutants because A) nobody else wants to be seen with him anymore and B) he wants to form his own K-Mart tier wack pack. He's just aping off Dax Herrera again. The fact that he gets played like a fiddle by freaks like Mapton is icing on the cake.

I think it's just that Nick's entire life is now dedicated to hating his enemies and Melton is the biggest Aaron hater