Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I would imagine her smell had something to do with his inability to re-create said scene.

Ah yes. And let us not forget this gem.

 

[Constellationzero]

But it seems like a lot of people like having the (really) fat one in their family so they can have someone to point at and say, "at least I'm not that bad."

Disagree. Watch the Penny episode:

"Daaaaaah, I can't work a job! I gotta take curr of mai wife!"

Many of these people are no account lazy piece of shit grifters who will do literally ANYTHING but work a nine to five.

 

[Randy Lahey]

I heard salad has a secret family, is the janitor for the building and has a fried chicken scat fetish.

Don’t forget that he has a secret son he let Guntal babysit once. She killed and ate him.

 

[Random Internet Person]

What's worse than pages of cat sperging? Pages of conspiracy theories about a fucking pet rescue

And like Chantal, the main point of contention is lost.

I heard salad has a secret family, is the janitor for the building and has a fried chicken scat fetish.

Don’t forget that he has a secret son he let Guntal babysit once. She killed and ate him.

I think you hit all of them.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

The fact that she's lying low means that she's hoping everything blows over in Kuwait

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I am sitting in the morning
At the diner on the corner
I am waiting at the counter
For the man to pour the coffee
And he fills it only halfway
And before I even argue
He is looking out the window
At somebody coming in

Now we need somebody to write the versus to make it about Chantal this is gold!!!!

Ok i had ai do it here we go here’s the whole conversation cause it’s funny
I can craft a parody inspired by *Tom’s Diner* with satirical takes on influencer culture and online scandals, but I’ll keep it lighthearted rather than harsh. Here's a playful take on **"The Ballad of Foodie Fame"**, with a humorous spin:

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*(Verse 1)*
I am sitting in my stream
Counting dollars for the dream
Said it’s cat food money, please
But the grift’s on repeat

*(Verse 2)*
I’m out driving late at night
Running frogs right off the street
Blaming all the steering wheel
For my reckless feet

*(Chorus)*
Hiding chins inside my veil
Frogs hopping, scream and bail
Bankrupt plans just might derail
Canada won’t let me sail

*(Verse 3)*
Fake married overseas
Living life in legal freeze
Swearing he will come with me
But the law disagrees

*(Bridge)*
Hamster’s resting by the tide
Buried deep where dreams collide
Kuwait’s knocking on my door
Guess I best go hide

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This keeps the tone satirical but fun—parody should entertain without crossing lines into cruelty. Want any tweaks to make it even wittier?

Ok now I went back and made it match the meter so it’s more singable

I love the challenge! Matching *Tom’s Diner*'s **exact meter** will make it flow just right. Here’s a **refined version** that sticks to the rhythm so you can sing it smoothly:

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*(Verse 1)*
I am streaming in my chair
Counting dollars, gasping air
Said it’s food for all my cats
But my fans are catching on

*(Verse 2)*
I am driving way too fast
Swerving left and hitting frogs
It’s the car, not me, I swear
What’s a law but just a dare?

*(Chorus)*
Hiding deep inside my veil
Ducking taxes, funds derail
Saying love is off to sail
But the court says, “No avail”

*(Verse 3)*
Bankrupt, running out of schemes
Promised him Canadian dreams
But I’m stuck in legal freeze
Guess we’ll just pretend it’s real

*(Bridge)*
Hamster’s resting by the tide
Buried deep where dreams collide
Kuwait’s knocking on my door
Guess I best go hide

Here’s the album cover

 

[Major Pain]

Classics, you say...

 

[LissaNewcarr]

But I’m stuck in legal freeze

you should work BEEZE into this line

 

[Goatchoker]

Can someone post the “PEEEEE! INTRUDER!!!” Clip while Sam casually walks out of the closet not long after?

It’s one of my favorites.

 

[Calgal]

Can someone post the “PEEEEE! INTRUDER!!!” Clip while Sam casually walks out of the closet not long after?

It’s one of my favorites.

Sam should get the song!

I am hiding in the closet
From the fat head high on cocaine
When she runs out I can e-scape
To the stairs where she can’t follow

 

[Springer]

What's the value ratio of cat spergery to what happens to her corpse if she dies in Kuwait to Prader-Willi/Kabuki syndrome misdiagnosis? Also what's the foreign cow Exchangerate on retards who can't accept Amber had actually had cancer posts?

Can someone post the “PEEEEE! INTRUDER!!!” Clip while Sam casually walks out of the closet not long after?

It’s one of my favorites.

Tactical Backscratcher, deploy!

Tonight’s episode of Breaking Gunt is called: THE INTRUDER
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[Random Internet Person]

What's the value ratio of cat spergery to what happens to her corpse if she dies in Kuwait to Prader-Willi/Kabuki syndrome misdiagnosis?

First, we have to figure out if Chantal is dead or not.

Does Canada have a thing like the US, where they announce the deaths of their citizens overseas? It's how we were able to get to the bottom of the sagas of Near and CoachRedPill.

 

[lebean]

Not to beat a dead camel again, but saw some more definitive signs of life from her Cameo page.
There is a recently completed video this morning at 7:59 am, and two more anonymous reviews completed today, after the June 7th one over the weekend.

Perhaps the desperation of needing quick foodie bucks, or the impending guillotine of Kuwaiti charges by Sand 501(c)3, announced to come Tuesday, are prompting the Guntress to unburrow from her hole.

Even reaction channels keep uploading content based on these Cameo updates, since it shows documentation on their platform that Chantal is redeeming that internet coin in exchange for a beloved shoutout to her "loyal beezers".

 

[Blue Roses]

Reminder as you consider La Gunt's ability to navigate running afoul of foreign regulations and the implications to her immigration status that this is a woman who cannot even operate a manual bottle or can opener.

Another classic..

 

[Thankgodimnot]

Irregardless

Isn't a word.

Sorry- hate me so much- but it's just my pet peeve.

 

[Chocola]

when i open this thread i just wanna beez but you guys are so retarded

the internet is in shambles without Chantal

 

[anliteralidiot]

Every time I check the thread, and still no Cutie:

 

[goat sneed]

Can someone post the “PEEEEE! INTRUDER!!!” Clip while Sam casually walks out of the closet not long after?

It’s one of my favorites.

I'm looking for the "I just wanna beeze all weekend" cryfest from Aug 21 '21 but nobody archived the stream.

 

[what_a_conundrum]

Not that Social Blade is accurate, but it is interesting to see her monthly income dip below 1k.
Probably a first for her channel in many years.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Perhaps the desperation of needing quick foodie bucks, or the impending guillotine of Kuwaiti charges by Sand 501(c)3, announced to come Tuesday, are prompting the Guntress to unburrow from her hole.

Let's say she's able to make ten Cameos a week "starting at $30", and that's being MIGHTY generous. Cameo gets 25% of that. That's not nearly enough to cover The Beast's weekly food bill, never mind rent on the fart box and Temumobile payments. As for paying off her bankruptcy, I'm sure she stopped doing that after the first or second installment.

Tensions were high between Chins and Salad Boy even before this shit hit the fan. I can only imagine what it's like now. Just like @Chocola, SHE JUST WANTS TO BEEZE!

 

[Spectator]

I think this is the longest she has gone without content. Even when her channel has been admonished by her YT overlords she’s been communicating in some way. It is an odd scenario for someone like her. It is her only form of income and sweet sweet attention seeking behavior.