Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.2%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.1%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    670
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Oh yeah, I'm sure this woman beating, second hand smoke blowing, falling out teeth piece of white trash gives a shit about rape victims. What a whining slimey faggot. Nigger wanted to roll in the mud. Well, you're fucking in it now bud.

God's Most Retarded Bitchmade Faggot Motherfucker
 
Grifty should enjoy his day in the spotlight. By next week he'll be forgotten again because no one is in the market for a fatter, dumber, less charming Ralph.

Meanwhile, Nick is having a normal one.
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If anyone cares, RyanTheEditor is now Ri G0d, apparently.
II don't think that's him, unless he's gone into business as yet another Steel Toe alog with an audience of dozens.


Particularly insane is that four days ago he reposted an 11 month old "analysis" of the hot tub stream by some other noname Youtuber which purportedly proves Aaron "couldn't have done all those things" with Kayla. Makes one wonder what Nick is feeding these people in private.
 
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Being exposed as fat, ugly and retarded while married to a fat, ugly retard is the same as being raped? Well buddy, I guess you were RAPED too.

He's FAT!
He's UGLY!
HE'S MARRIED TO A HOG!
but most of all?
HE'S RAPED!
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This is Fatrick's life now. How many fucking Fatricks do we have on this site now?
 
Patrick Rice is on twitter crying about how he's the same as a rape victim while is e-dady is saying shit like this. You know if a woman who spoke out against Nick was sexually assaulted, Nick would be talking about how much she deserved it and Patrick "Fat Pussy" Rice would cream his pants if he got to stream with him.
 
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The Sektur in [currentyear] is little more than a crater of blackened ash, petrified bones and splintered dreams.

Thar still be carrion-eaters shambling amongst those charred ruins. Hungry as they are for one final meal, it would be nothing less than an Acme Of Foolishness to antagonize what denizens remain in such a sobering demesne.

SUFFAH GRIFTY
 
He could be "kind" and virtuous to his own wife and stop grifting online for any and all attention for no purpose instead of expecting total strangers to do the legwork for him. None of his behavior online has anything to do with Christ. Unless he wants to actually be Rekieta and start a fake pulpit.

This thread only noticed him at all because he's a silly shitposter that hilariously has attached himself to Rekieta. A man who is definitely a follower in Christ and not simply using religion as a cover. Hence this being the Rekieta thread and not "Rekieta Farms".
 
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