Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[break these cuffs]

Nick has the hygiene of a lazy fat boy

The body of one too.

 

[CryoRevival #SJ-112]

Based on his favorite anime, if he could turn back the time he would use this power to rape everybody he thinks wronged him in some way.

If mr droopy arm fat could go back in time I think he would potentially just stop himself having children, which makes me very sad to think about.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Something I'm curious about thatI haven't seen asked of Nick since his return is: If he'd never been caught, or if he somehow succeeded in getting off in court, would he still be doing hard drugs and trying to fling with other women?

I don't get the impression he's sincerely remorseful about anything, but surely there's some damage he wishes he could go back and undo.

Yeah. He very much wishes the evil, jealous meddlers in his community hadn't done the right thing out of concern and reported him. And he sure wishes everyone else would shut up about his embarrassing failures as a citizen, a husband, a father, a lawyer, and a man. That's about it.

Oh, and he probably wishes he & April had gotten through more of the blow before the cops showed up.

 

[Vibralldo]

According to Ty Beard it was John Owen.
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If true Nick's such a liar he has to lie about a man's death to make himself even more sympathetic which is beyond disgusting

 

[Desktop User2]

Nick opining on who has a moral compass. Fucking dead lmao.

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I have a moral compass but the magnetic North is always pointing towards his planet size wife´s head.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I feel the end of Rekieta won't drag on. It's reaching a conclusion right now in fact. He may survive this exposure or that, successfully get through one or another heavy attack, but over the course of the next few weeks there is too much fire directed at him from too many directions. He is a subnormal. He can't handle stress, has no discipline, is a lazy spoiled anti social scumbag and has no resources of his own.
Interrupting the supply chains from mommy dearest, or cutting him off from one or more of his social media channels would be enough to make it terminal. Because he is a narcissist he likes even negative attention and it lets him try his childish lying out on people each time, but when the intensity goes up, even this sick faggot won't want the spotlight.
That's what muh dead uncle muh sad is all about, as others have pointed out. Setting the stage clumsily so he can go dark for a while. His problem with that is his own addictions, including to attention on social media. He simply can't keep his cockholster shut.

 

[AnOminous]

You all can disagree with me if you want, but I don't think we should go after Grifty's wife. Yeah, she's fat. Yeah, she's married to GRIFTY, which means that she's either a battered housewife and/or just as awful as he is. But, to my knowledge, she's largely offline and doesn't participate in the Dabbleverse. She's a non-combatant imo.

She's only of remote interest because of Grifty but according to him she did hard drugs while pregnant so fuck her, too.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

FYI, PPP and Gabe Hoffman have tweeted specifically about the choice to do this big reveal on Keanu’s show and not the Kasino:

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Well thin skinned Hoffman blocked me for simply saying I didn’t understand the choice of Keanu. Perhaps I would have more faith in it if he hadn’t been such a bitch about it.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Karen Read Trial - Day 29 - The Endless Trial​

8133 messages from 601 unique chatters. $147.06 in 15 superchats. Unknown number of supertips.

Kayla makes an appearance

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOhGHRmdw__1d6zpzz4-R1g

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Nick is planning his next pointless purchase

Spoiler

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From whore to jannie, she always does it for free.

 

[Niggernerd]

The body of one too.

He needs to put down the doritos the tubby fucker.

 

[anionfarflung]

If true Nick's such a liar he has to lie about a man's death to make himself even more sympathetic which is beyond disgusting

I might be missing some context or something, but John Owen is Celeste's brother and therefore Nick's uncle.

John Owen does have a wife and daughter so they'll be getting the loots. Sorry, Nick.

 

[Melty Butter]

Karen Read Stream Day 29 - Rekieta Notables. (No thumbnail at time of this post.)

TLDR: Painfully late, 80 min. Except for absolutely hateful remarks about Elissa, it was pretty entertaining, comparatively, though the bar is very low. It helped that court was spicy and Nick was mostly on point about his trial commentary and, later, his cooking satire for Kurt. KAYLA, was featured (not on screen) but she was watching. Interestingly, he behaved much better when she tuned in. Dani Ahn Direct came and went. Overall, he seemed pretty relaxed. Shades of old Nick, ngl.

• Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 1200 - this seems to be the number he's settling into.
• Tweets During Stream (approx): 34

Note: A lot of this has been covered upthread but there's some added stuff. I try to tag/link when I can.

Spoiler: Notes Chronologically

Admin: Painfully lagging throughout due to streaming from the laptop. He's purchased a new watercooler for his PC which he'll install tonight. (Um, X)

Morning

- Hasn’t been feeling great, needed a shower, got bad news last night, uncle died, apologized.

- 10 min break in the morning to find his power cord for his system and to get food. Breakfast was fried rice:


- Defensively addressed someone named Sandra with, “Get over it! I’m completely sober!”

- Re. Elissa. he said again “I hope she dies twice.”

- There was a court thing about weight of O'Keefe's arm and Nick laughed at Aaron Imholte's "noodily arms" (rare, he seldom mentions him by name).

- He laughed heartily at this (previously posted by me):


- Mixed up Bitzen (the nanny's surname) and Blitzen (a channel chatter) when discussing a chat.

- Addressed his downfall with, “Who cares? There are 8 billion people in the world.”

- At around 11 AM CT there was a young child heard on audio when he was offscreen (nothing important).

- After the fried rice he madly ate two tortillas with PB&J (spread while on stream) and licked his knife. It was gross.


- Grifty Superchat came in (covered upthread).

Lunch / Satire of Kurt

- Called Kurt the Eeyore of Lawtube

- He actually laughed at Big Mama's chat: “Cool that he [Kurt] can talk to a woman without getting her hooked on drugs" Nick replied” “GUILTY AS CHARGED!” Clipped upthread.

- Again said that one in five kids test positive for cocaine and went into other details than he's mentioned previously.

- He very gayly addressed Kurt's attire and physique (shades of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy).

- Dani Ahn Direct was in chat and piled on with commentary about Kurt:




- She later expressed some issues with Nick's remarks about Elissa. Nick replied, “Hey, Dani, I get it. I never asked anyone to support me in cheering on cancer. That person has been on a 3 year quest to ruin my marriage very specifically. I wish death on her five times.”

- A kid definitely came in briefly, off screen, on the heels of him wishing death on Elissa.


- Dani joined briefly but his system couldn't handle the audio issues.


- He joked about how he “sniffed out a lefty on twitter” (I think this is the woman he was flirting with last night.)

- Discussed how most Americans have prison rape fantasies and mentioned fisting. He was not joking. He thinks this is normal.

- Someone named Mr Rippers raided the stream from Rumble.

- 3 PM CT Kayla alert (covered by @daffodils upthread). Nick said she was watching so he had to sit up straight. With her watching, he pretended to be offended at this Supertip:

He called it “very inappropriate”

- The coverage of Kurt's cooking was genuinely funny.

 

[Vibralldo]

GUILTY AS CHARGED

It blows my mind that not only did Nick have a literal drug whore that he kept around to fuck by getting her addicted and supplying her, but he seems to be proud of it

Literally evil

 

[Sloppa]

If mr droopy arm fat could go back in time I think he would potentially just stop himself having children, which makes me very sad to think about.

Time travelling nick would mess past-nick up more than his dad/grandpa/uncle ever did. We would live in a reality where Nick Rekieta was already an inmate of the US Psychiatric Prison System.

Like imagine being a 15 year old Nick, happily painting your warhammer models, when a rift in reality opens, and a meth-goblin who looks vaugely like you leaps out, starts lisping about Balldo Contraptions, Rape Animes and NERDS!

 

[cwkcwdwdcw]

According to Ty Beard it was John Owen.
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Wonder if we will get a John Owen supertips voice, just like Jeff? I am betting against it.

 

[woodedbag]

You all can disagree with me if you want, but I don't think we should go after Grifty's wife. Yeah, she's fat. Yeah, she's married to GRIFTY, which means that she's either a battered housewife and/or just as awful as he is. But, to my knowledge, she's largely offline and doesn't participate in the Dabbleverse. She's a non-combatant imo.

Grifty is a disgusting pervert for calling his children "Fuck-trophies" though.

I know I am late for asking this: was Grifty ever sentenced with domestic abuse charges? What happened to those charges.

If she's offline why does it matter that I'm online saying she is 50 pounds from her own show on TLC? Also interesting phrasing "largely offline".

 

[john marston]

Part of the reason his hair could be greasy is because of rapid hair loss. If it's coming out in chunks, he could deliberately not be washing his hair in the shower to keep it longer. Doubt it, but possible.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Part of the reason his hair could be greasy is because of rapid hair loss. If it's coming out in chunks, he could deliberately not be washing his hair in the shower to keep it longer. Doubt it, but possible.

Nick only showers when he has important phone calls to make. Other than that I think he's on the iDubbz hygiene plan.

 

[Melty Butter]

I might be missing some context or something, but John Owen is Celeste's brother and therefore Nick's uncle.

John Owen does have a wife and daughter so they'll be getting the loots. Sorry, Nick.

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From the Louis Paul's FB, I believe John is the one I circled. He has an existing FB for which he's not posted in years. Bob, Celeste and Nick's sister (in red) are towards the back center left. No Nick, Kayla, or their kids.

 

[Sloppa]

Part of the reason his hair could be greasy is because of rapid hair loss. If it's coming out in chunks, he could deliberately not be washing his hair in the shower to keep it longer. Doubt it, but possible.

Does he just take one big show every 30 days in the Silent Hill Bathroom? What was he doing during those shower calls?