Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
Nick opining on who has a moral compass. Fucking dead lmao.

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This isn't an inspirational site, Rekieta. We know you have this weird and funny need to reframe all things attention into something personally aspirational until they become unpleasantly inconvenient. Welcome to real life where not all opinions and interest in you will be butterflies and unicorns.
 
Kayla makes an appearance
What a wonderful bonding experience for a troubled marriage! The husband streams talking how beautiful was the failed polycule and the wife bans detractor memes.

Nick is planning his next pointless purchase
Good call. 5950x with 64 GB ram is clearly not enough to stream Kurt's cooking videos.

It can't be all that malware he got downloading cuckold porn.

Oh no your fat wife whose not on the internet gets made fun of...kinda like how you circle jerk with MAPton who makes disgusting comments on Aarons kids who aren't on the internet
Imagine if Nick wished her cancer.

Greasy is so irrelevant himself, his only interesting characteristic is being Rekieta's sweeper. He's like AI's answer for 'imagine mod working for free for 2025 Nick Rekieta'.
 
We both we'd be giving Nick shit (rightfully) if he started attacking, for example, Sean's wife for being fat. It's not the worst thing to do, but I don't like it, personally.
I respect your point of view, but I must respectfully disagree. Sean and 2.0 are adults—well past the point of letting random comments on the internet about their appearance get under their skin. I don’t believe in infantilizing them. Given their age and the roles they occupy, they should understand that the only opinion on their appearance that truly holds weight is that of the person they share their life with—namely, each other.
 
I respect your point of view, but I must respectfully disagree. Sean and 2.0 are adults—well past the point of letting random comments on the internet about their appearance get under their skin. I don’t believe in infantilizing them. Given their age and the roles they occupy, they should understand that the only opinion on their appearance that truly holds weight is that of the person they share their life with—namely, each other.
agreed, this is why we should be tripling down in calling Rekieta fat.
 
I respect your point of view, but I must respectfully disagree. Sean and 2.0 are adults—well past the point of letting random comments on the internet about their appearance get under their skin. I don’t believe in infantilizing them. Given their age and the roles they occupy, they should understand that the only opinion on their appearance that truly holds weight is that of the person they share their life with—namely, each other.
Yeah, that's a fair response. I respect your point of view, but also disagree. She is public, these pictures were public, people have a right to comment and make fun of them. Grifty and Nick are being melodramatic and do same shit (and much worse) to everyone they dislike. I myself just don't want make fun of her personally. I believe she is a Non-combatant, and so I don't like publicly commenting on her.
 
I've heard that there was an ill uncle. That would mean John Owen, Louis Paul Owen, or Paul Rekieta. If he's telling the truth, an obit will be out soon. They're all in TX, I believe.
According to Ty Beard it was John Owen.
johnowen.webp
 
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Something I'm curious about thatI haven't seen asked of Nick since his return is: If he'd never been caught, or if he somehow succeeded in getting off in court, would he still be doing hard drugs and trying to fling with other women?

I don't get the impression he's sincerely remorseful about anything, but surely there's some damage he wishes he could go back and undo.
 
what is with tards and diagnosing themselves with the "i don't wanna go to bed!" disorder?
What I've noticed, especially with Nick is that the Adult Oppositional Defiant Disorder people ie faggots, somehow feel it's badge of honor for them.

It's kind of like how some autistic people think they have superpowers. These adult ODD faggots think that they are somehow hardwired to be rebellious and we all know that rebels are supper cool man.
 
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Nick hangs around dysgenic mutants because A) nobody else wants to be seen with him anymore and B) he wants to form his own K-Mart tier wack pack. He's just aping off Dax Herrera again. The fact that he gets played like a fiddle by freaks like Mapton is icing on the cake.
I thought he was acting like a teenage girl (as he always does) and surrounding himself with uggos and fatties to make himself the prettiest one in the group.
He's still fat, just not as fat as Paddy Rice, that's why he likes him.
 
Nick opining on who has a moral compass. Fucking dead lmao.

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Nick Rekieta saying anyone has no moral compass? That is...something. Nick, who wishes death on possibly very ill people? Nick, who says fuck you to his pastor? Nick, who calls women fat cunts? Nick, who proclaims everyone is a Scandinavian prude because they don't think a hypersexed, felony-level druggie home is appropriate for children? Nick, who at best egregiously neglects his children? Nick, who fails to pay his debts? Nick, who lies, lusts, plots, and schemes as a way of life? Nick, who insults his wife and embarrasses his family? Nick, who in 40 years has yet to work an honest day in his life? Nick, the back-stabbing manipulator? Nick, whose "morality" = whatever gets him what he wants in the moment? Nick, who relentlessly tries to embarrass publicly anyone who steps on one of his toes, and who would be happiest if his efforts literally destroyed all of those people, their families, and their livelihoods? Nick, who brags and blusters specifically to put other people down?

Yeah, ok, Nick.
 
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