Snowflake StraySheep / Kayla Marie Waller / morinokunikara / blankshadesgame / vividkiss / VTuber Amour Amandine - Thread #2: The Return of the Transtrender Sperglord Who Tried To Delete Her Thread and Listened to an Adult Have Sex With a Minor. Now With A Baby in the Mix!

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

1. Read a book.
2. I seem to remember, immediately after birth, spending most of my time either staring at The Most Special and Beautiful Child in the World, feeding/changing TMSaBCitW, or trying to sleep.

 

[Lurker]

DEEP WITHIN THE WOMB OF TIME,
A CREATURE THUS BE BORN
THE SEED OF LIFE IS UNITED WITH
THE EGG OF TYRANNY
GESTATES FORTH FROM WITHIN THE WOMB OF LIFE
FOR THREE-QUARTER AND NIGH A YEAR
THE CREATURE THUS BE BORN!
THE CREATURE THUS BE FORMED!

 

[grimacefetishist]

DEEP WITHIN THE WOMB OF TIME,
A CREATURE THUS BE BORN
THE SEED OF LIFE IS UNITED WITH
THE EGG OF TYRANNY
GESTATES FORTH FROM WITHIN THE WOMB OF LIFE
FOR THREE-QUARTER AND NIGH A YEAR
THE CREATURE THUS BE BORN!
THE CREATURE THUS BE FORMED!

Need a mental health break, buddy?

 

[Random Internet Person]

i don't even have anything witty to say

i'm just sad for the baby

she never had a fucking chance

Not even 24 hours old and you’re saying this. I think people had more hope for Ethan Ralph’s children.

the lolcalf has been born
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Imagine whinging about understimulation and hospital WiFi immediately in the wake of the birth of your child. She talks about the poor girl like she's a fucking tamagotchi at best.

Godspeed, little calf.

The most privileged girl in the world at it again. She may as well just start carrying around c batteries to lick or rubber bands to snap.

Oh man, the horror. The only way it could be worse is if she was forced to read OLD MAGAZINES.

 

[Dread First]

Need a mental health break, buddy?


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That was an Aqua Teen reference, you uncultured swine.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

This child WILL be neglected

Or outright abused.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Or outright abused.

I forecast a pooning out or bpdwhoring in the child's future. No chance in hell the baby is going to be well adjusted

 

[Dread First]

Or outright abused.

Assuming the child won't have any birth defects due to the pooner mom and any HRT she may or may not have been on.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

May her inevitable trauma be forgotten and the state's removal swift.
poor baby

 

[Not Funny]

That kid is being spawn camped for trannie gender ideology. Waiting a few years isn't enough I guess.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

So both parents are biological women with no dick or balls right? Who's the unlucky sod who donated the jizz?

 

[Lurker]

So both parents are biological women with no dick or balls right? Who's the unlucky sod who donated the jizz?

kayla's brother, iirc

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

The featured post has the most cursed string of words I've ever seen.

My pooner wife has just birthed our baby into the world, and as of right now, we will be responsible for the minute to minute needs of a tiny human who is utterly dependent on us, and can only communicate with cries. This is a challenge for even the best equipped of first time parents, but our situation is complicated by the fact that both myself and my partner are barely capable of looking after ourselves and have spent our adult lives shitposting on tumblr in lieu of developing life skills.

All this leads me to my next question: what options do I have for connecting my Nintendo switch to the hospital tv, given it has no accessible hdmi port? I’m at severe risk of under stimulation, which would be catastrophic for me and my family. TiA

 

[Colress]

Oh shit she still exists? I'm sorry that her wife has to put up with this stupid bitch lol

 

[FatPrickTomlinson]

This threads fucked. Idk anything about this creatin, but Im going back to KingCobraJFS and Fatrick. This is too depressing. Imagine not doing everything in your power to make the mother of your child comfortable and happy after giving birth and not cherishing and loving your newly born child every second youre in the hospital?? I was in shock and awe when my kid was born. I literally just stared at her while she slept with tears in my eyes. This "person" is an evil narcissist through and through and should be fucking ashamed and probably should just be culled from society. "Muh POKEMON!!!" Die faggot

 

[Say What Now?]

I'm featuring this.

If something gets featured it'd be really nice to have an OP that actually gives me a little background.

 

[David Byrne]

I’m honestly surprised her first complaint wasn’t how much more attention her newborn child is getting. This is somehow more obnoxious.

 

[Johnny 13 gun]

So both parents are biological women with no dick or balls right? Who's the unlucky sod who donated the jizz?

Kayla's brother. We know this because Kayla overshared in a discord server about how her and the wife used a literal turkey baster full of her brother's cum to knock the wife up, and then the people in that server understandably got grossed out and removed her from the server, triggering a meltdown where she proceeded to tell all of tumblr about how her and the wife used a literal turkey baster full of her brother's cum to knock the wife up. Kayla does not know about the concept of withholding any information ever. So we know about this in great detail, unfortunately.

 

[The handsome tard]

the lolcalf has been born
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This is why there is just something fucked in the mental wiring of a lolcow. They legit do not think like we do and I know, I know, that is obvious but you'd think showing basic joy at the birth of your child is something even psychopaths at least PRETEND to do, not her tho, she has got to bitch about irrelevant shit.

It really reminds us of a dark side to lolcow-dom, when they achieve reproduction, we know their child is in for a miserable disavantage already at the start. They just dont make good parents and there isnt much any of us can do but just hope it somehow works out...even tho it likely wont. I cant state how much bad parenting can ruin what could have been a promising functional adult from the very start.

Why else you think we all collectively got a mini panic attack when we thought Chris Chan was about to have a baby?

 

[Trombonista]

So the kid is Kayla's biological niece? It would be hilarious if Beth left Kayla for the brother, but I doubt Kayla's brother wants to be with a transtrender munchie who lives with his sister.