Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[stupid frog]

Kevin is a hot special lady, unlike the haters who are fat.

She's going to get raped because woman

You'd have to have the tiniest dick ever to accomplish raping him like a woman.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

You'd have to have the tiniest dick ever to accomplish raping him like a woman.

Yes.

Question?

 

[stupid frog]

Yes.

Question?

No then, carry on.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

No then, carry on.

GIGARAPE, you can't stop it whore.

 

[stupid frog]

GIGARAPE, you can't stop it whore.

No need to be mean :' (

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

No need to be mean :' (

So much rape.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Or melted down into a giant "YWNBAW" sign.

Or dump them in a giant tub of acetone:

 

[Sister Miriam Godwinson]

"The government does not understand bread and circuses", says the man playing with garish plastic toy soldiers paid for by the government after eating on government's dime.

Sure it doesn't, Kevin. Sure it doesn't.

 

[Poonocchio]

Or dump them in a giant tub of acetone:

Now that looks fun! I wonder what kind of meltdown and existential crisis it would cause in our Kevy.

 

[AnOminous]

You'd have to have the tiniest dick ever to accomplish raping him like a woman.

You'd also have to be willing to have the amhole explode into gibs gibes like it was a Doom monster all over you, covering you in blood, gore, pus, a witch's brew of hormones, and other vile substances, instantly turning you into the Toxic Avenger.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Kevin's neovagina has been "rapidly tightening" because he can't make some phone calls.

"I maintain it shouldn't be my job to do this."

This shit right here is why the strongest emotion I feel for Kevin isn't disgust at his gross tranny sexual weirdness, but contempt. Here he is, a grown adult closer to 40 than 30, squeeing over cartoon shirts from Hot Topic and his hoard of robot toys and making excuses why he shouldn't have to make any effort to schedule this PT which is supposedly so critical for his post-op results because muh mentals. I have never in my life seen a person so hellbent on avoiding taking any sort of responsibility for himself. His relationship with "mistress", the bimbo/slut/amhole posting, the "little"/ABDL fetish he seems to have forgotten about – it all speaks to a desire to have his every need taken care of by others, rather than making the slightest bit of effort to better his own life.

When I was a kid, I remember dreaming how I was going to spend all my time playing video games all day when I grew up. Then you actually grow up, see perpetual manbabies stuck in arrested development like Kevin, and realize just how pathetic it is for a grown-ass man to live like that.

1000!

Even the most basic Transformer toys cost like $10 apiece right? This means Kevin has easily spent north of $10,000, possibly nearly $20,000, on a giant pile of plastic.

It occurs to me that he could probably make a decent income from a YouTube channel featuring highlights from his collection, discussing the history of the models, what makes them unique, etc. Maybe throw in some unboxing vids. It's niche enough (and there are enough autistic trannies with similar hobbies) that he'd probably get decent views. But of course, that would require even a scrap of initiative.

 

[FinnSven]

"I maintain it shouldn't be my job to do this."

It is pretty obvious as well that he thinks that his amhole should have literally turned into a vagina by now, hence he shouldn't have the job of dilation.

He really does think that becoming a woman is a simple matter of hormones, surgery and wanting it enough.

 

[stupid frog]

2025
never gonna get fucked in the amhole

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

"I maintain it shouldn't be my job to do this."

This shit right here is why the strongest emotion I feel for Kevin isn't disgust at his gross tranny sexual weirdness, but contempt. Here he is, a grown adult closer to 40 than 30, squeeing over cartoon shirts from Hot Topic and his hoard of robot toys and making excuses why he shouldn't have to make any effort to schedule this PT which is supposedly so critical for his post-op results because muh mentals. I have never in my life seen a person so hellbent on avoiding taking any sort of responsibility for himself.

Kevin doesn't hold a job, and spends his life in endless consumerism. He had his multiple elective surgeries 100% covered by Colorado taxpayers, whom he mostly despises as rural CHUDS. The government gave him a level of privilege and support that normal tax payers don't. His bolt ons are free because the government decided he will kill himself without them, but women suffering from dysphoria after masectomy surgery can expect to fund their own breast implants. He wasn't denied follow up PT, he either never booked it in the first place, or didn't even bother to show up with the necessary medical devices needed, never mind do the home PT. The only difference between his actual life and his bimbo sex doll fantasy is that some people actually want to fuck bimbo sex dolls.

And his takeaway from all of this? Society didn't do ENOUGH for him. It's someone else's fault he's too retarded to contribute to the after care his invasive surgeries require. Any assistance or negotiation with him just leads to increased expectations and more insane demands.

 

[Necrosan]

2025
never gonna get fucked in the amhole

Whaaaaaa? I thought his cyberpunk vagina was so modern and so much better than a real one it had neon lights and windshield wipers.

How come nobody wants it?

 

[DatBepisTho]

Kevin never transitioned to a hole to fuck, he simply acknowledged his default state of being: Empty, without substance or agency, always hungry and unfulfilled because no one's getting close to that flimsy ledge.

I hope the amhole continues to get so tight it turns any bezoars into diamonds and that those diamonds aren't worth anything.

Eta- typo fixed

 

[Aunt Carol]

He had his multiple elective surgeries 100% covered by Colorado taxpayers, whom he mostly despises as rural CHUDS. The government gave him a level of privilege and support that normal tax payers don't. His bolt ons are free because the government decided he will kill himself without them, but women suffering from dysphoria after mastectomy surgery can expect to fund their own breast implants.

Kevin is a turd, but Health First Colorado does pay for breast reconstruction after mastectomy for breast cancer.

The Women's Health and Cancer Rights Act of 1999 sez that if a health plan pays for mastectomies for cancer, it must also pay for reconstruction, surgery for symmetry, mastectomy complications, and medical prosthetics.

(I've said this before here, but I am eternally surprised that some troon lawyer hasn't tried to piggyback on this law, since the defeated argument was that breast reconstruction is a strictly cosmetic surgery and thus not necessary. Perhaps even the troon fears Susan G. Komen.)

 

[kazuhiro]

Checking in on Kevin...

Spoiler: NSFW pic under a second spoiler

Spoiler: NSFW, Kevin's 'tits'

From days ago, when the LA riots were happening, Kevin was cataloging his Transformers.


JD Vance.



Like Kevin would have guts to harass the VP.

Kevin mocks the Starship explosion.


Kevin's hilarious edit.

Politics.


Tough guy.


The London "fuck tree."


Voice therapy.

A "little" joke.



Look, some people just want to bomb England. (And Saudi Arabia, the entire Middle East, much of Europe, and also Australia.)

 

[AssignedEva]

One of Phil's grandparents was apparently born there, so Phil could get citizenship (AFAIK), and maybe bring a spouse.

Penny can become an Irish citizen if his grandparent was born on the island of Ireland, but he'd likely need to order copies of that grandparent's birth certificate, marriage certificate and death certificate. Given he never got around to getting a passport (and now is paranoid he'll be put on some sort of list for ordering one), I doubt Penny would be able to manage the intricacies of ordering a birth certificate from a foreign country in a different timezone.

He'd be able to bring a spouse over if they were legally married and he had substantial proof of a length relationship, but unsurprisingly the Irish state does not recognise transbian polycules. So he'd either have to release Jen into the sewers or give Kevin the old "I can see the rabbits alpaca, George" treatment. But that would still require Penny to have an income of at least €40,000 for 3+ years (in Ireland!) and for the spouse to demonstrate they wouldn't become an undue burden on the state. Which neither Kevin nor Jen could.

In other words, Penny could get out of dodge (although he'd then struggle to deal with the cost of living in Ireland) but Kevin is never going to live anywhere but the US of A.

 

[Flamin Park]

What I find hilarious about Kev is he'd be pretending to slaver with uncontrollable lust on twitter about a radical new brain surgery that alters thought patterns right up until the words "to cure transsexuality"