Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[MaldingFerret]

I would not have sex with this man.

 

[McSneaks]

If he insists on it being a .txt file, he's objectively wrong and retarded. If he accepts that Telegram exports conversations as .html, he could argue (correctly) that any HTML file could be edited easily.

Either way he outs himself as technically illiterate or admitting to exchanging Telegram messages with Lyric.

All that being said, there's also corroborating messages from Shaye about the content of the "doctored" chats.

Lol. Lmao, even. I don't mean to be condescending I genuinely like and encourage when people try new things. But this isn't at all how it works and it's clear you don't have a substantial amount of experience in the area so I'll try to explain it to the armchair experts in the comments. I am an actual expert in this field. I have been in the games industry for 20 years. I was the Lead of Application Security at Blizzard Entertainment, a Senior Red Team Specialist for Blizzard, have three black badges from DEF CON and my last job was hacking power plants for the United States Department of Energy. Over my career I have formed detections that have led to the banning of over 2,000,000 accounts. This is 100% my wheelhouse. I know my shit.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Lol. Lmao, even. I don't mean to be condescending I genuinely like and encourage when people try new things. But this isn't at all how it works and it's clear you don't have a substantial amount of experience in the area so I'll try to explain it to the armchair experts in the comments. I am an actual expert in this field. I have been in the games ind...

You had me for that long and I feel ashamed. You cheeky fucker.

 

[el gordo]

you log off for a few days and the lads are reviewing gay fury sexts

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

That's honestly amazing news, right when I was about to think Jason's going to fade into obscurity without any further laughs for us.

I've been blessed.

 

[Billy Bong]

What an exceptional individual, uwu

 

[ADHD Mate]

I'm fairly surprised that mald didn't fly off the fucking rails after this dropped. He is actually doing something smart by denying and claiming the logs fake. Even though they likely aren't.

Nah, that's his mistake. If those logs are real it will damage him further. He should focus on it being gay drama between ex fuzzy fuck buddy gay couple. Those are messy, so doing some stupid shit is expected.
However him going never happened is just going Dire Maul 2.0. He will blow out relative insignificant issue to massive proportion. Just because he needs to be correct one.

Funniest shit ever, he never learns.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Mald just released a statement in response. Archive links at bottom of this post. Thanks @itogi

https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1932383350330917225

Video of him posting and reacting to his own statement:

Twitter archive:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/BVNda

https://archive.fo/wi5CP

 

[MaldingFerret]

Well that just confirmed the entire thing is true, god he's an idiot.
Plus he misgendered the tranny. If that's not a self own I don't know what is.
And the language he's using makes him look incredibly toxic.

He's stuck in his stupid echo chamber and is doing incredible damage to himself and to his brand. Absolute idiot. He had everything he ever wanted and threw it away because he's a dumbass.

 

[itogi]

Mald just released a statement in response.

https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1932383350330917225

View attachment 7482631

archive.today, Ghost Archive

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

I've been waiting for this for a long time. I've been informed by someone about this last year as since then I've been waiting for Lyric to respond

Making an entire web page for this strikes me as weird, because instead of using simple images that can verify who Thor's account is, this person is replicating the messages with fucking Svelte, what? It would've been easier to do it with straight images, right now it strikes me as really weird, also if you click on the message time, you get pushed into an archive of entire conversation's from Telegram, hosted by this guy, so there is literally no confirmation any of these messages are real because this complete fucking retard can't click the screenshot button.
I assume some of these things may be true, I am predisposed to hate the ferret fucker, however, this starts as complete and utter nothing since its about being groomed at 20 years of age.

 

[ADHD Mate]

Making an entire web page for this strikes me as weird, because instead of using simple images that can verify who Thor's account is, this person is replicating the messages with fucking Svelte, what? It would've been easier to do it with straight images, right now it strikes me as really weird, also if you click on the message time, you get pushed into an archive of entire conversation's from Telegram, hosted by this guy, so there is literally no confirmation any of these messages are real because this complete fucking retard can't click the screenshot button.

Screenshots are as easy to fabricate really. Dud is just that autistic. Nowadays if someone puts effort you can fabricate everything easily.
Even recording video where he opens telegram could be fabricated given that he knows how to program, and he clearly is autistic enough to do it if needed.

To be honest Maldy might be innocent here. Still funny gay ass drama.

 

[blargenheimer]

Disappointingly mild reactions from the internet given the usual response to similar progressive left #metoo female alleged victims.

After Lyric admits to erotic roleplaying with another guy, Thor melts the fuck down and posts a bizarre meme amidst his spergout.

Haven't read absolutely everything but this right here is what Thor appears to be alluding to in his shitty defense, where he did not (anymore) want Lyric's affection. Lyric left that section in the logs despite it only helping Thor's defense that he's a man with emotions and morals, yet somehow the pages and pages of Thor gushing over Lyric and efucking were simply "edited" (i.e. not entirely fake) and they never fooled around in person? Pure text or HTML is irrelevant, this guy at least seemed to want searchable text while compiling his manifesto, and as said images are just as easily fabricated. Thor's just spouting bullshit again to deflect as a narcissist does. You don't need therapyspeak to prove that, he does it himself every day, just as he's also up at 3:30am right now caring about this when saying nothing would have been better.

I won't expect much else, but this guy did waste months developing this website, more work than Thor has ever done, so I'd love to see how much further this escalates. Godspeed, retard.

For as long as I live, I will never stop fighting for myself and your other victims.

 

[cigint]

Video of him posting and reacting to his own statement:
View attachment 7482679

The dynamic he has with Khronos is like that of an evil wizard and his retarded dungeon gnome that washes his socks.

 

[Roachbound]

Mald just released a statement in response.

This just....pisses me off so bad. It makes me.....uncontrollably angry. Yes, I know the whole drama is 99% a nothingburger, but fuck Mald's response infuriates me.

Mald: "Before that you edited our logs and made up some weird hyper-sexual cartoon of who I am"

This is basically referring to literally every single sexual message Mald sent, and especially his fursona

Here is Thor talking about his fursona. Maldavius Figtree.

as if the fursona is fucking MYTH, as if the fursona isn't REAL. As if the AVATAR was ALWAYS THE FUCKING TV HEAD MAN. There's been documentation of this for literal decades, but of course, every time it hits mainstream outlets Mald has to interject and just LIE LIE LIE. Shit if he doesn't want people drawing attention to it he can just not reply and try and minimise attention to it(THIS WHOLE THING IS NOT EVEN THAT BIG OF A DEAL COMPARED TO YOUR OTHER CONTROVERSIES), but if you're going to call something out, atleast be fucking truthful. Why can't he ever fucking own up to anything???? YOU HAD A FURRY GOONER PHASE, JUST SAY YOU GREW OUT OF IT(edit:I realise now that IF he said this, it would probably be another lie, but atleast like, there is an omission of truth about the furry gooner phase).

Fuck I think the main reason I hate Mald so much is because he's just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DISHONEST, even for a lolcow.

 

[McSneaks]

Well that just confirmed the entire thing is true, god he's an idiot.
Plus he misgendered the tranny. If that's not a self own I don't know what is.

From being a WOW roach to LITERALLY committing genocide.

What one year does to a mf in a downward spiral holy shit

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

if i were that other nigga id be taking these dms to my grave however i would like to thank him for providing entertainment. mald should just say yeah the dms are real i was retarded and acting emotionally and nobody would care because it is a nothingburger for him. sexting never looks not cringe.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Here is Thor talking about his fursona. Maldavius Figtree.

I just read the entire archive. There's a lot.

It's undeniably him. The verbiage, the photos, specific details only Mald would know, his stream and intimate metrics, dev info on Heartbound, doctor appointments...

All interspersed with cringe uWu texts and furnography. I can't fucking believe this...

 

[MercuryMan]

So Jason dated his artist and a University intern. How many more times did he date people he worked with?
A former Blizzard guy being accused of sexual manipulation towards a coworker is kinda on brand.

 

[itogi]

mald should just say yeah the dms are real i was retarded and acting emotionally and nobody would care because it is a nothingburger for him.

Do you really think that Jason, who never admits his own faults, will admit all of this?