Inactive Simba Lion / Steven Hopps - Actual legal name, claims Disney stole it, SHOT TWO COPS (AND DIED)

[AssRock]

Ah, the good ol' tried and true "You're just jealous!" comeback.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

@Simba
We've become your biggest admirers within two days and you show your gratitude coming here to call us dumb and your enemy?

I also helped run two major furry conventions for 10 years each, started the furry "community" in Michigan, and have been a generous and kind-natured person my whole life.

Prove it.

 

[FishWings]

I think you're jealous, because I've spent my life doing interesting things

Which is why you're here, because we all know that fighting people on the internet is interesting as fuck.

 

[Reynard]

Right, that's why you had to pick on my defenseless kitty cat.

We're just concerned for his/her/xer/faer/er/thon/their well being, fam! Is his/her/xer/faer/er/thon/their anus intact?

It's not comedy, it's bullying, and it's stupid, which is to say it's not even clever or smart bullying.

But we're just like you! Insecure about our penis size!

If you have a problem with me, then face me and raise your grievances in person like a real adult would.

Sounds like a date. But you're not making me pay for it, like you did with that one person, you Jew!

I think you're jealous, because I've spent my life doing interesting things and you are all wasting yours doing... this.

Jealous. Yeah, I'm jealous of this dis nigga right here. Dis OG been around da block!

 

[NQ 952]

I've spent my life doing interesting things

I can assure you that this is the exact reason you have a thread.

 

[Admiral Piett]

Right, that's why you had to pick on my defenseless kitty cat.

You're not a "kitty cat". You're a 38 year old man child with delusions of grandeur.

It's not comedy, it's bullying, and it's stupid, which is to say it's not even clever or smart bullying.

What we're doing, is not bullying. We merely look at your internet footprint, and we laughed at your antics. The things you've put up, your threats to sue Disney, the fact you changed your name, it's objectively funny.

I think you're jealous, because I've spent my life doing interesting things and you are all wasting yours doing... this.

Oh yes, we're jealous of some sperg who will never be employable. Will never be fuckable, and will never live a normal, sane existence. Your legacy, will be this thread, and the bizarre antics archived across the web by us.

 

[sbm1990]

Omg, its fucking Tommy Tooter all over again! XD

 

[Emperor Pilaf]

Y'all are dumb. Dumb and cowardly. But mostly dumb. Cowardly because you won't face me in person, and dumb because you wasted so much effort on this.

You sure you want to invoke an army of pepes pal?

 

[drain]

I think you're jealous, because I've spent my life doing interesting things and you are all wasting yours doing... this.

I prefer to be a autistic cyberbowling than a autistic... whatever you are.

Also, I can guarantee you that half the members here are more productive than you ever will be. We know all about your life and "achievements". You know nothing about ours.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

@Simba Did you pop your first boner to Care Bears or Lion King in the theater?

 

[sbm1990]

@Simba hey Mr. Lion King, how do you feel about real dogs and cats? Im curious.

 

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

@Simba Did you pop your first boner to Care Bears or Lion King in the theater?

That little babydick didn't pop, that's for sure

 

[Billy_Sama]

I will give Simba here a reason to be unhappy about.

Spoiler: Trigger warning

 

[Lunachu]

Right, that's why you had to pick on my defenseless kitty cat.

It's not comedy, it's bullying, and it's stupid, which is to say it's not even clever or smart bullying.

If you have a problem with me, then face me and raise your grievances in person like a real adult would.

I think you're jealous, because I've spent my life doing interesting things and you are all wasting yours doing... this.

I really don't think your kitty cat would give a shit.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Can I just say this sounds like something a serial shooter would say before they take up arms and walk out to a public area?

 

[sbm1990]

Can I just say this sounds like something a serial shooter would say before they take up arms and walk out to a public area?

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If Elliot Rodger was a furry.......

 

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

Can I just say this sounds like something a serial shooter would say before they take up arms and walk out to a public area?

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I mean, he's pretty subhuman in action. Do you really want to be compared to a specimen like him?

 

[JelloJerk]

Can I just say this sounds like something a serial shooter would say before they take up arms and walk out to a public area?

...So he's an otherkin?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

it's bullying

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

(https://twitter.com/tylerthecreator/status/285670822264307712)

 

[Randall Fragg]

Can I just say this sounds like something a serial shooter would say before they take up arms and walk out to a public area?

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My fursona is Not Important. What is important is what I am going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on it's carcass. My whole like has been cold, bitter, fursecution, and I've always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no human is worth saving. And I will put in a grave as many fursicuters as I can. It is time for me to yiff, and it is time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins, here...