KiwiTubers / Lolcow YouTubers / A-Log Channels / Kiwi Slop - When you allow a bunch of morally righteous faggots in Discord servers dictate the ethics of being a fat retard on the Internet

I actually hope Kiwitapes, smokeymc and saturated content have their doors kicked and are shot by a swat team. i hate them all
kiwitapes and smokeymc aside. Whats wrong with saturatedcontent? Yeah his cyraxx videos are pretty boring (the constant moralfagging is what gets to me the most. "wow guys this weird goblin man wants to have sex with 14 year olds. I WOULD NEVER do something like that EVER! Look HOW MORAL and GREAT I AM in comparison!") but his documentaries on people like salmon andy and burger are pretty well made and even had info that I hadn't seen up until he brought it up.
 
Joon the king's dick sucking of Game Grumps and Amazing Atheist made me unsub. There's also him getting majorly fucked with in his early days by low tier god.
Edit: is Cryptic Web Chronicles a kiwituber? I personally don't think he is, but I'm curious what others think.
 
Great thread as always, Osama.

My controversial spicy hot advertiser-unfriendly take is that people really should not care about youtubers "stealing" content from this place, because ultimately no amount of complaining is going to make them change their ways. They are leeches through and through and will never care about proper attribution. Niggermarking is funny af though.

The main thing that chaps my ass is that when redditors get access to lolcow content, they immediately turn into moral busybodies who are laser-focused on destroying the stream of milk. They do everything in their limited power to fuck with the lolcow in real life until that person gives up and either disappears or does shit to ensure that people can't follow them as easily, which interferes with the milk substantially (i.e in the early Bossman days he was deleting VODs the moment something funny happened because people would post it to the bossman sub and then use it as justification to fuck with him irl.)

If Chris Chan appeared on the Internet today, then within months there'd be a r/CWCSnark subreddit and every video he ever uploaded to youtube would get flagged and taken down within days or weeks. The only archives that would exist would be direct links to Discord on the subreddit that would be 403'd within days due to how Discord's CDN works. They'd inevitably find his street address and blow up the house phone, Bob would Cut Down The Internet, and that would be the end of it. He'd be a flash in the pan. If you were lucky you might chance upon a reupload of Chris on a discord call five years later on youtube with 300 views, wherein he's goaded into trying on a dress by some proto-Idea Guys. There'd be no legacy, no CWCiki, no Kiwi Farms. Just another interesting thing ruined by fucking redditors and discordiots.
 
The main thing that chaps my ass is that when redditors get access to lolcow content, they immediately turn into moral busybodies who are laser-focused on destroying the stream of milk. They do everything in their limited power to fuck with the lolcow in real life until that person gives up and either disappears or does shit to ensure that people can't follow them as easily, which interferes with the milk substantially (i.e in the early Bossman days he was deleting VODs the moment something funny happened because people would post it to the bossman sub and then use it as justification to fuck with him irl.)
I think these kiwi tubers target an audience of reddit types, especially the snark thread faggots. Those gaylord’s come here expecting some hardcore edge, & then act just like the trannys claim KFers do, but the thing is, they are mostly all leftists in league with the troons on politics, they just think this is a personal army site. They buy the hype. They have shat up at least 2 threads here, probably more, but I don’t read a lot of the threads they’re shitting up now, one because it’s unreadable, others because I’m not too interested in the cows within.

If people start wondering what’s up, this has been happening for a year or two now at least & is actively making the site & its users have more bullshit to deal with, those fags have no joy in their shitposting, they don’t even shitpost, they simply seethe & fuck with cows. The Reddit snark invasion fags will admit they’re ex fans & freak out like newfags if you don’t agree with them that their hate is righteous & whatever other bullshit.
semper fi is only worth two updoots, same as a "winner" sticker. "informative" is worth three updoots. Give an "informative" not a "semper fi"
Autistic is worth zero.
 
On January 24th, 2009, DeadwingDork is a Canadian YouTuber and streamer known for covering internet oddities, lolcows, and online drama, often with a sarcastic and humorous approach.
On January 24th, 2009, he what?
In 2019, Rouge, Internet Man (real name: Brent Allen Jansen), and DFE’d after he got doxxed by a former fan
In 2019, he DFE'd and what?
 
Kino OP
The main thing that chaps my ass is that when redditors get access to lolcow content, they immediately turn into moral busybodies who are laser-focused on destroying the stream of milk.
They always have the biggest habit of pozloading my neghole to either fuck with the cow, or "help" the cow. There were some who were donating to Tophia, and getting shocked that she spent their donation money on Ubereats and shit. Despite multiple times everyone was saying "Don't donate to Tophia"
 
Also @Osama Bin Laden, you forgot Underflow, one of the original main moralfag newgen kiwitubers, quite insufferable but then again which one of the newgen isn't (doing that Guts avatar a huge disservice).
He was quite active up until February of last year when his equally shitty Discord server was nuked. This came after he caught a bunch of flak for not verifying ages to check if they're over 18 there and has since been treated like a pariah in the community, with him leaving entirely after posting a half-hearted apology. You can see it for yourself and read the comments there.

Honestly, incredibly hypocritical move by both fans and former associates of Underflow alike (such as Kiwi and Smokey, who regularly promoted him and shouted him out beforehand). This not only because of Bludspeth, who listed Underflow as a massive inspiration and was most likely on the Discord server back then, since he's still technically underage by those standards, but also more importantly because two of my Discord accounts are in the Kiwi Tapes server and never once was I asked about my age nor did I go through any sort of age verification before talking there. It really makes you wonder why Kiwi himself (who btw has indirectly gone as far as to not only distance himself, but also incorrectly criticize Underflow for being a pedophile for this fatal mistake) hasn't been ostracized from the community yet since he's guilty of the exact same thing. But then again, he's seen as the newgen figurehead and therefore he's immune to any criticism thrown his way.

All of these fuckers are reprehensible, but especially Kiwi, Smokey, Bludspeth, (seriously, fuck these first three since they can't help but shit-touch) Kusari, Lemur, and Nick Nobody for a multitude of reasons and are probably why many are in the thread right now because they got sick of their constantly self-aggrandizing bullshit, myself included. If any of those kiwitubers I mentioned above are reading this thread, hi, now kill yourselves niggers. You're all as much of a waste of oxygen as the people you cover, and you aren't any better than them despite your constant projections, or us for that matter. Take your a-log tophats off and leave the internet like what Underflow did.

I wonder what Kiwi's kid (since he mentioned that he has a baby) is going to think when they grow up learning that their dad makes his literal living off of stealing content from here and laughing at & bullying others on the internet for a living when he feels it's justified. Yeah, I'd shoot myself too if I found out my dad was a colossal nigger faggot.

My opinion, but I feel that BludSPED is going the Underflow route with how he's operating and fucking up repeatedly. Honestly, it's entirely deserved since he's effectively a ween a la BlueSpike but genuinely thinks he's trying to do a service for the world by repeatedly pozloading my neghole to absurd extents and acting all self-righteous while doing so; being a kiwituber in part is probably why he feels so justified and unrightfully so. It's so fitting since he was inspired by Underflow.
He might even become a black sheep (fitting as he's a nigger) in the community before he even turns 18. Regardless, when that time comes, he's most likely going to get a nice, big, special birthday present on here when he comes of age, especially from one user in particular.

EDIT: You also forgot Lanza and Toastify, two of the better kiwitubers since they fall more in line with the documentarian tag instead of being outright preachy moralfags as they are both far more neutral with their content (then again, if I'm wrong, someone feel free to call me out). Joon (as well as Fredrik) also technically falls in line with that label since he's neutral for the most part, that one massive indirect fuck-up aside. I don't even know where to put Definitely Bored Oranges, good editing and all but he can be an annoying moralfag nigger (literally also a nigger) too at times.
 
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Looks like bludsped learned his lesson (wonder how long it’ll take before he goes and does it again)
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Do thieving nigger leech cowtippers such as PickleTime and OGclay also count? All they do is steal content from the Bossman thread.
yes, especially them.

On January 24th, 2009, he what?
meant to put created his youtube channel
In 2019, he DFE'd and what?
deleted fucking everything
You also forgot Lanza and Toastify,
never heard of them so thats why they were included
Damn, I never watched the guy systematically, but I thought he was ok. What a shame.
canadians are faggots
 
He makes documentaries on them from time to time, so he kinda counts.
if people are going to suggest any youtuber who might fit this list
  • the youtube must specifically cover lolcows, not lolcows sometimes
  • they must specifically steal from kiwifarms or source it
  • they must be a moralfaggot
im not gonna include every single youtuber who did that one lolcow video years ago. it's okay to discuss them, but in terms of the OP, there's a clear point i want to make with it
My controversial spicy hot advertiser-unfriendly take is that people really should not care about youtubers "stealing" content from this place, because ultimately no amount of complaining is going to make them change their ways. They are leeches through and through and will never care about proper attribution. Niggermarking is funny af though.
i agree that at the end of the day, they don't give a fuck but i want to have a place where i can sit on these faggots without derailing threads. niggermarking is superior tho
 
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So its not ironic that Kiwi can '''''grandstand''''' on gambling (the most insidious deadly addiction on earth by far), but you can call them all redditors because a 5 member sub exists. and its ok because le redit bad. Kiwi out of all these fags I'd say combines good video, premise, and soft-ball level agreeable takes better than the rest. Seems you just wanna seethe to seethe cuz you aren't involved. Kinda like boglim. Insinuating he's bad cuz he thinks a retarded drug addict shouldnt receive money? Clippin his dogshit into watchable content is worth whatever he makes of it. Talkin moralfaggotry is insaaane when none of theze fagtubers wouldve existed without the farms/cwcki. Maybe don't use this site sweaty if it's such a quandary for you
 
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