Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 14.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 106 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 169 40.0%

  • Total voters
    423
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Elissa tried to get me to kill myself, right John?
 
Because EVS is a sociopath like Nick, he's just not as much of a drug addict so he can hide it better

EVS's addiction is to casino gambling. He is one of those special people who "always wins" at blackjack and he has a system that involves picking the right people to sit around him at the table. He also demands respect in Atlantic City and just knows when the valet parkers are not providing it.

In many ways, he is as bad as Nick. He also mostly lays around the house all day and hardly works. But he is too much of a fat whale for sex or drugs.
 
complimenting a woman's outfit or asking about something she's obviously into (like fashion) is actually a neat trick and you guys should try it sometime
Only if you are on the market & sniffing around. Of course, he dis just put the swinger ring back on ... could this be the Divorce Era instead of the Troon Era? Or Both?
 
LOL. Nick is back to wearing the swinger ring to pretend it really isn't a swinger's ring after claiming he was monogamous until December 16, 2023. But he was wearing it back in 2022 right up until the dirty kitchen stream, around when Kayla gave the get rid of April ultimatum. And in true Nick fashion, he blamed ithe ring wearing on his kids. (Image from today's stream.)
I know his hands look fucked up, but he isn't wearing anything.
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My shit may be all retarded, but I thought the "lore" of Our Wife originated from a typo.
Someone meant to type "your wife" but accidently dropped the Y.
No?
I just wanna restate:

Nick brings a drug whore into the house and declares she's now equal to Kayla, almost ruining their marriage. Elissa makes one joke about Kayla's proven promiscuity and then never again.

Nick considers the latter far greater insult to Kayla.
 
Nick must be telling his friends some insane shit behind the scenes
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@FROG is scum.

He'll run with whatever Nick tells him because he needs Nick's help to attack a black dude for being more successful in comics than him.

@FROG tried to get the Comicsgate thread to go after EJ, and we all told him to eat shit. For good reason.

Everybody should spit on @FROG. The last 2-3 pages of his profile is basically that. He has no sense of morality whatsoever. This is all about protecting his failing grift.
 
not to detract from the (probably correct) idea that nick is gay or a troon, but complimenting a woman's outfit or asking about something she's obviously into (like fashion) is actually a neat trick and you guys should try it sometime
In theory it can work, but if you're a socially retarded, nerdy little twink like Nick, you'll just end up sounding (and looking) like a faggot.
 
I assumed anyone who talks about their “fuck trophies” would be one of those guys who ended up with a wife way out of their league, not a ham planet with two feet of height on them (plus several in girth)
He's fat as fuck and standing next to her, he still looks like one of those tiny male anglerfish who get absorbed entirely into the body of the enormous female.
The problem with lying about everything is that it eventually catches up with you no matter how good you are at it.
The problem with socialism being a pathological liar is eventually you run out of other people's money benefit of the doubt.
 
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@FROG is scum.

He'll run with whatever Nick tells him because he needs Nick's help to attack a black dude for being more successful in comics than him.

@FROG tried to get the Comicsgate thread to go after EJ, and we all told him to eat shit. For good reason.

Everybody should spit on @FROG. The last 2-3 pages of his profile is basically that. He has no sense of morality whatsoever. This is all about protecting his failing grift.
Of course it failed. Half the thread was Fascist Kirk and his sock puppets, and they hate EVS.
 
Probably not, but, I don't know to be honest. @elb What say you?
First time I heard the term was from that Berne guy with the YouTube ai voice of crackets.

He's fat as fuck and standing next to her, he still looks like one of those tiny male anglerfish who get absorbed entirely into the body of the enormous female.

The problem with socialism being a pathological liar is eventually you run out of other people's money benefit of the doubt.
Almost like Saint Paul had a point about the gift of singleness.
 
Probably not, but, I don't know to be honest. @elb What say you?
No, I used “Lady Ours” in a video title after seeing it in a kiwi farms edit of one of Nick’s Locals posts (at the time I didn’t realize it was fake) and then changed it after Nick slid in my DMs with his 23 paragraphs of cope. I did change the video title back this year though.


I may have used the phrase with others in his discord once or twice but I don’t think so. The only whore reference I can recall is when I responded to Nick in dms that if anyone was making his wife sound like a whore it’s him. In my opinion I’ve been respectful about Kayla publicly up until the point she allowed an environment to be created that made it possible for her 8yo to test positive for cocaine as a habitual user. After that came out my clip titles may have gotten a little spicy on occasion
 
No, I used “Lady Ours” in a video title after seeing it in a kiwi farms edit of one of Nick’s Locals posts (at the time I didn’t realize it was fake) and then changed it after Nick slid in my DMs with his 23 paragraphs of cope. I did change the video title back this year though.


I may have used the phrase with others in his discord once or twice but I don’t think so. The only whore reference I can recall is when I responded to Nick in dms that if anyone was making his wife sound like a whore it’s him. In my opinion I’ve been respectful about Kayla publicly up until the point she allowed an environment to be created that made it possible for her 8yo to test positive for cocaine as a habitual user. After that came out my clip titles may have gotten a little spicy on occasion
Thanks for the response. Well, whatever the case, you don't deserve his glee at a potential cancer diagnosis. He's just a piece of shit.
 
@FROG is scum.

Everybody should spit on @FROG. The last 2-3 pages of his profile is basically that. He has no sense of morality whatsoever. This is all about protecting his failing grift.

See, I think EVS is just so monumentally low IQ, that his allegiances change from day to day based on how he feels. He’s the worst kind of evil in that he’s just so retarded, there’s no way you could trust that person to hold your water for you, let alone hold a comic book deadline.

And because of that, his opinion is worth nothing. He holds no principles. He has no soul. He is a creature of flesh and blood that is dictated by whatever base instinct happens to be taking up the most space in his thought-cage at the moment. I’d say ignore anything EVS says at best, ridicule the fuck out of him at most.
 
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