Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 96 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.5%

  • Total voters
    388
Nick Crackeita is a lying liar who lies so I absolutely believe there have been instances of him hitting his wife and certain children multiple times. He's also a faggot and a nigger. And he gave his 8 year old daughter cocaine. And he ate another man's cum, who happened to be railing his wife at the time.
Hi Nick, I'm looking forward to Thursday, are you?

( Hope you're doing ok today @elb , all my fives are yours)
 
"I was investigated for hitting my wife, but not charged. Not every action that could be spousal abuse always is' is Nick talk for 'I hit my wife because she deserved it and the cops didnt prosecute me because Kayla begged them not to like a good battered housewife'.

Kayla's zombie stare really does look like a 'he only hits me when he's drunk' situation.
"aaron abused his wife!"
"jack murphy is a pathetic cuck!"
"josh is a socially inept retard!"
"the farms is full of psychopathic narcissists!"

every accusation from nick is an admission.

which really makes you go :thinking: to his "monty is a pedo!" assertion
 
This is so sad, that Gina chick seems genuinely nice and oblivious. Flying Toast is a bit of a legend for linking her the nitrous nick video and breaking the news.
I mean, do people need more evidence of how much of a creepy manipulator Nick is? I bet he scoped her out ahead of time, noticed how naïve and nice she was, and went for it.
I don't know about nice and oblivious... but, no one deserves the balldo. Except for Nick.

Only downside is now his creepiness will probably be kept more private. Bad for us.
 
Gotta be honest here. I was in a DM conversation with some people, just this morning, where we were discussing the idea that Gabe might be full of hot air, and Thursday might be a bust.

Nick has now completely changed my mind on that.

Thanks Nick!

I am gonna watch Kiki's show live, and... God help me... I'm actually looking forward to it.

To reiterate... I... and perhaps many others... am looking forward to watching a livestream on KEANU'S channel.

That's amazing! That shouldn't even be possible! Nick is such a fucking idiot.

If you go to page 500 or 800, a banned user was calling out people for being fantards and saying Nick's show is boring slop and that he's a drunk.
This guy was negrated into oblivion and likely mopped for going against the thread's then e-daddy.
That's nothing. @All becomes gunt was thread-banned for this post, made in 2021, on page 278.

Previous to that, on page 277, he said:

He is a cuckold.

2021!
 
And she apparently actually thought he was just giving fashion advice. Lmao.
Social cues expert #2.
When a guy talks about your shoes, he wants to get into you. It's pretty simple. Dudes would see the most obvious thing like a handbag, a pair of sunglasses or a dress.
Want to know how he'd arrive at shoes?
That's after a full body scan.

Skelly is a creep and she's stupid.
 
While we're discussing Nick vs women, this is his thumbnail today.
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Social cues expert #2.
When a guy talks about your shoes, he wants to get into you. It's pretty simple. Dudes would see the most obvious thing like a handbag, a pair of sunglasses or a dress.
Want to know how he'd arrive at shoes?
That's after a full body scan.

Skelly is a creep and she's stupid.
To be fair, I realised after that @Vibralldo is probably right and that was her rejecting him after finding out he's a creep.
 
Gotta be honest here. I was in a DM conversation with some people, just this morning, where we were discussing the idea that Gabe might be full of hot air, and Thursday might be a bust.

I still think it might be, but even so this has made the wait pay for itself.

Originally I was upset about the long wait to drop details, but it just gave Nick more time to freak out and shoot himself in the foot.
 
If you go to page 500 or 800, a banned user was calling out people for being fantards and saying Nick's show is boring slop and that he's a drunk.
This guy was negrated into oblivion and likely mopped for going against the thread's then e-daddy.
I caught flak on rekieta's discord back in the day for saying he drinks too much. They repeated the "he only drinks on his streams!" cope. Half a bottle or more of high proof whiskey 5 nights a week. Doubled when he started doing trial streams.
 
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Everyone is insane but me.

I DID NOT HIT HER I DID NOT oh hi Gabe
Considering his previous pattern of behavior, it wouldn't be a crazy prediction to expect him to go through is usual cycle of "No, I didn't do it", "No, I did it but it was once/not that bad", "No, I never said I didn't do it".
“I currently don’t beat my family and do not plan to in the near future.”
It seems as if he's already setting up to smugly say "I never said I didn't beat my family in the past, just that I currently wasn't" if hard evidence ever comes out against him.
 
“I don’t do and wouldn’t do.”
Oh, he did that shit one hundred.
What a normal person would say is “I have never and would never beat my family”, not “I currently don’t beat my family and do not plan to in the near future.”
Reminder:

Nick recently said "I'm currently not doing whippits" when he clearly is, the consensus being that he means he isn't literally huffing nitrous as he spoke right now at that moment, but did as recently as a few minutes before.
 
@FROG has his personality issues, but he is an astoundingly good comics artist.
Take away the photoshop “colors” and look hard at his actual anatomy and you’ll see why he has to work reaallly hard for a reaallly long time to get those images. Dude is lucky af that Marvel/DC shifted work to comic artists who draw like webtoons. In his heyday he had at least a dozen peers who could put him to shame.
 
@FROG has his personality issues, but he is an astoundingly good comics artist.
He takes an obscenely long time to put out a single book, and if he weren't on YouTube multiple hours a day bitching about Eric July, maybe he'd be able to rectify that situation and compete with Eric July's far superior work ethic.

I have zero sympathy or admiration for @FROG.
 
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