Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Jex]

Kayla was probably snorting too much of Nick’s coke and he had to teach her a lesson, the kids too.

 

[Sam Losco]

He takes an obscenely long time to put out a single book, and if he weren't on YouTube multiple hours a day bitching about Eric July, maybe he'd be able to rectify that situation and compete with Eric July's far superior work ethic.

I have zero sympathy or admiration for @FROG.

Remember what K said about how she felt the first time she watched Nick? That's kinda how I felt the first time I saw EVS. Just "ew this guy is scummy".
Have yet to see anything to change that first reaction.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Nick runs on pure projection, its why he's quick to call everyone he hates the things he is.
Nick was negligent and his kid got into the coke.
Nick probably beat his wife, he wears a wife beater this isn't a fashion choice for nick its a lifestyle.
I just hope to god that nothing comes out saying nick touched his kids with how easily he throws around about people being pedos.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick's on an urgent call. So, there's that.

And, yes, "Stuffing Bev's Cannoli" is the new Supertip counter. He's also missing some of the most riveting testimony in the case.

ETA:

 

[Halbschwanz]

L'esprit de l'escalier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMSP6GUlHHU

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"Nuh uh I'm not lying because if I was everyone else would be repeating my lies!"

The ego on this fucking queer, holy shit.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Nick's on an urgent call. So, there's that.
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And, yes, "stuffing Bev's cannoli" is the new Supertip counter. He's also missing some of the most riveting testimony in the case.

"There's a warrant for your arrest... please go to your nearest police station."

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick's on an urgent call. So, there's that.

An upcoming Hardship Hardin motion? Nick's "onscreen calls" follow that trend.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Nick's on an urgent call. So, there's that.
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And, yes, "Stuffing Bev's Cannoli" is the new Supertip counter. He's also missing some of the most riveting testimony in the case.

At first thought this was the worst case to come back too but thinking about it more it may be the most appropriate. Nick's return to streaming after his year of legal troubles is covering a case where the majority of the audience believe the defendent was set up by the police and being rail roaded by the state.

 

[SargonF00t]

Oof, she's deaf. I now hope Nick does try for a hook-up with her, because the fallout when he starts viciously mocking a deaf (whore) woman after she inevitably rejects his advances would be funny as fuck.

Where did you see that she is deaf?

 

[Chef Red Pill]

"Almost done! Yelling at an adjuster"

"Oh no, the cannoli jokes bother me so much! Please don't donate to contribute to the counter; they're yucky and gross!"

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Rekieta veterans—has he always had the wandering eyes or is that only in the last few years, hence the corner demon/ceiling cat memes?

Makes him seem profoundly disturbed, which, well, he is.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

"On Thursday, some weirdo is gonna accuse me of physically assaulting my wife and children. This is due to an incident that happened in public, that was investigated by the county, but as there were no witnesses (willing to testify) I was never charged"
Is not the same as:
"Some guy I don't know is going to accuse me of the physical assault of my wife and kids, which didn't happen and is a ridiculous notion."
I hope Gabe has receipts from someone, even though Nick just graciously confessed for everyone. Fucking retarded, brain damaged, little scumfucking worm.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Rekieta veterans—has he always had the wandering eyes or is that only in the last few years, hence the corner demon/ceiling cat memes?

Makes him seem profoundly disturbed, which, well, he is.

Only since his arrest and he's off the booze and cocaine that gave him so much confidence.

(Well, the shiftiness, which I guess you're not talking about. But yeah I think the cocaine did what you're talking about. Edit: Actually yeah I'm useless on this one because I wasn't following him for a long time, before the arrest. And my memory is shit.)

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Looking forward to his post Gabe domestic abuse cope and circle logic

“I did not BEAT our wife. I did not ABUSE our wife. This implies that I hit her more than once. Which usually once it all it takes! Our wife knows how to read social clues after the first hit. Besides if I best my wife and the charges are dropped and there’s no witnesses did I ever really best our wife in the first place? Plus what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing you already told her twice!”

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

"On Thursday, some weirdo is gonna accuse me of physically assaulting my wife and children. This is due to an incident that happened in public, that was investigated by the county, but as there were no witnesses (willing to testify) I was never charged"
Is not the same as:
"Some guy I don't know is going to accuse me of the physical assault of my wife and kids, which didn't happen and is a ridiculous notion."
I hope Gabe has receipts from someone, even though Nick just graciously confessed for everyone. Fucking retard, brain damaged, little scumfucking worm.

Yup. Like with the cocaine child. Maybe you started off thinking it was a lab mixup, but Nick worked hard to convince you that he really did dose her by giving nonsense explanations that don't work with each other and then the follow-up "the state totally didn't give me permission to get a retest and they totally didn't care about the result". Even though in available documents they did care and he didn't ask a retest.

He has that special way of admitting stuff inadvertently

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I have zero sympathy or admiration for @FROG.

You mean Throat Goat? His throat game is second only to Nick Rekieta's! But yeah, he's a waste of oxygen.

ETA:

Did they wreck one of their cars? Or get in an accident? Did they scam insurance to finally get their kitchen cabinet doors fixed?

I hate insurance companies as much as the next guy, but yelling at one? Yeah, that's sane. (I'm sure Nick was literally shaking he was yelling so hard.)

 

[Fapcop]

It was actually dismissed bish, if a you wanna know the truf bout it.

Very Ralph behavior. He’s getting worse than Ralph honestly.

Way worse than Ralph.

At least with Ralph you sometimes see some glimpses of humanity breaking through the benzos. Like when he talks with Josh about the good ol’ days or reminisces about May and wanting to be a good dad.

You get nothing like that with Rekieta. Just seethe and hate. Rekieta would rather burn down the balldo compound with himself and the whole family inside, than apologize or admit guilt or wrongdoing.

If Rekieta got busted in a motel with crack and a 13 year old hooker, his only regret would be the rocks left unsmoked and that he didn’t get to balldo her before the door was kicked in.

Total balldo death!

Yup. Like with the cocaine child. Maybe you started off thinking it was a lab mixup, but Nick worked hard to convince you that he really did dose her by giving nonsense explanations that don't work with each other and then the follow-up "the state totally didn't give me permission to get a retest and they totally didn't care about the result". Even though in available documents they did care and he didn't ask a retest.

He has that special way of admitting stuff inadvertently

Funny how some of us can go through an entire life without ever being accused of hitting their child or wife, and all these WEIRD and FUNNY accusations get made against Nick Rekieta.

I dunno guys, it’s almost as if he’s a piece of shit or something?

 

[TheTractor]

Kayla was probably snorting too much of Nick’s coke and he had to teach her a lesson, the kids too.

Aaron has never seen the kids getting teached anything at home.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Damn calling his mommy an adjuster now? I guess that was always the case.

reminder that nick made his kids live in a literal horder house with easy access to drugs and the adults sexual deviances. I am STILL disgusted by what I saw.
Also it's so funny he hates women so much when he still has mommy do everything for him
Mommy make it all go away with money
mommy please clean my house
mommy please hide my whore
mommy please give me your meds I need something without the coke please don't you want me to never suffer mommy???

Can't wait for mommy to clean this one up! Probably should be a little nicer to women there nicky since your such a massive pussy yourself.

 

[Niggernerd]

Aaron has never seen the kids getting teached anything at home.

The daughter was taught how to do fat lines of coke