Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Nopenopenope]

Hell Ian is not that interesting in his own thread. There is about 300 pages here just about Ethan Klein and Hasan Piker.

Perhaps a Creator Crash board with these faggots threads moved there as well. Although, Hasan won't be very active soon because he is hopefully going to get deported for siding with beaners in LA.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

ANISA YOU FUCKED UP THE SCONES YOU BITCH I CAN SEE THE BURN ON THE BOTTOM. LEARN TO COOK PROPERLY HO, FIX YOUR MISTAKES. DAMN

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

If Creator Clash somehow survives long term, at best it might end up with its own thread if it ends up being like CC3 every year. But outside of Anisa and her husband, Creator Clash is just a sideshow in the actual milk most of these people give, and wouldn't really be worth recentralizing them under as "the thing they're all known for".

And lets be honest, there won't be a CC4. Sunk cost is carrying this one forward, but the names absolutely toxic now. Even if the new wranglers wanted to keep doing influencer boxing, they'd be retarded to do it under the CC name. Might as well go full wrestling and call it InstaSlam, at least it'd stand out then.

 

[ackack99]

He even points it out in the content cop, if she had just responded reasonably he would have looked like a jackass but he predicted her response would be so full of lies and exaggerations that she'd make herself look like an idiot. Ian wasn't a machiavellian mastermind like many people liked to portray him back then. He mostly just picked stupid, rude people and criticized them for being stupid and rude. However he wasn't a total idiot. He had some intelligence. I assume now none of it is left after Anisa pegged it out of him and the SSRIs have turned him into an unfeeling blob.

see, he used to have a degree of nuance. he wasnt just a total edgelord, he looked at things in a rational, nuanced way. now, hes gone full "us vs them" black and white mentality, acting as if he was heiling Hitler and calling for TND in every video and needs to present himself as a far left commie to right those wrongs. its crazy what his first taste of BPD pussy (and pussy in general) did to him, it should be studied. as much as he acts as if it changed him for the better, deep down he knows the truth of how fucked up everything is for him now versus then.

 

[Barbarus 3]

He

I would absolutely love to see what the mutated Chris Chan clone Pisces has to say;
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I am very surprised this dude did not get a very active thread and troll following, he is almost an exact clone of Chris Chan right down to believing himself to be a cartoon god but funnier.

Used to be very "big" but was eclipsed by other cows a lot of people completely forgot he existed, I did until you just posted him and I used to keep up with him all the time

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He

Used to be very "big" but was eclipsed by other cows a lot of people completely forgot he existed, I did until you just posted him and I used to keep up with him all the time

yea he has a dead thread I am just surprised he did not get a huge troll following. He was very easy to troll, he was weirder and more funny than CWC. Unfortunately all of those videos are long gone and not archived, as there was some hilarious gold in there.

He has the same exact beliefs as CWC, including the merge and being Christ, but instead of pokemon it's fish or dragons or something.

Spoiler: LORE DUMP

Piscea Sikono

• Piscea is an exiled son of Jahova, forced to occupy a human body while his heavenly father works to ward off a dark army.
• In his natural form, Piscea is an Ultrafish - a powerful fish being from an ethereal aquatic dimension
• Depending on the context, he may also be a dolphin, dragon, or dinosaur
• He is also an Ultragod, which seems to be a supercategory for all ultra-beings (maybe there are ultradogs or ultrarats as well?)
• Before his banishment, Piscea was the master of Entertainment World, the second of 11 pillars of existence
• Ultrafish are able to travel freely between universes via elemental or universal transport stations
• Piscea is the leader of the defense force of Entertainment World, known as the Team Pisces Emissary. I'd guess that he drew the name from Super Smash Brothers' "Subspace Emissary" mode, which he misinterpreted as meaning "Subspace Army"
• He lives with his best friend Nemo the Ultrafish and is married to Dory the Ultrafish
• He knows how to use Tai Chi to fight, but it takes up so much chi energy that it causes him to age rapidly. He is internally 80 years old.'
• Although average by Ultrafish standards, he has an IQ of over 5000

Piscean Mythology

• The protestant bible is relatively close to the truth, but has been misinterpreted at some key points
• Jahova's full name is Jahova Christ, and he is the supreme Godking of the universe
• Satan and Jahova are both ultragod dragons
• Satan is an ultra firetail dragon while Jahova is a redcross whitetail dragon
• Satan is a pretty nice guy, actually.
• Jesus is a redcross velociraptor, exiled to earth many years before Piscea
• Reality is divided into 11 pillars, of which Jahova is in charge of number 1
• Each pillar contains 50,000 dimensions, which in turn each contain 100 universes
• Universes are divided into subunits, also called universes, which are themed like old video game levels (oceanic, archipelic, skyitic, cosmic, and spiritual)
• Heavanus is the ethereal overworld. Anything that isn't the physical plane is in heavanus
• He has an involved end times mythos in which he escapes his mortal binds, rallies an army of celestial ultrafish, and returns to obliterate the earth by vaporization.
• When the world ends, we will all be transported in spirit form to an isolated archepelic universe where we will be kept safe, but not allowed to leave unless we pledge our eternal service to the Emissary. We will be governed by Gilitus Jones, whoever that is.
• Activities in the post-apocalypse dimension will have a game-like structure, with people having health and mana (element) pools

 

[Irregardless]

If Creator Clash somehow survives long term, at best it might end up with its own thread if it ends up being like CC3 every year. But outside of Anisa and her husband, Creator Clash is just a sideshow in the actual milk most of these people give, and wouldn't really be worth recentralizing them under as "the thing they're all known for".

And lets be honest, there won't be a CC4. Sunk cost is carrying this one forward, but the names absolutely toxic now. Even if the new wranglers wanted to keep doing influencer boxing, they'd be retarded to do it under the CC name. Might as well go full wrestling and call it InstaSlam, at least it'd stand out then.

I think the worst part is the Creator Clash actually could recover, and even become successful. Stick with me, but half of the fighters in Anus's own words were "sex workers", and as it currently stands CC is the closest thing to an Only Fans boxing tournament. If the Jomha's or the retards who took over CC were smart, they would dump the content creator schtick and go full in on the OF whore angle. Literally just do Foxy Boxing but with OF whores. I don't think anybody else is doing this, at least not anybody with clout.

The reason they won't do this though, and even if they did it wouldn't work would again be due to Anus. She would pull her retarded feminism shit, get a bunch of disgusting ugly whores nobody wants to see, along with some troons, and for whatever reason she'd probably have a couple OF faggots do a fight as well.

 

[User names must be unique]

Holy shit, how come I've never seen the official poster for creator clash 1

 

[The Secret Sauce]

I think the worst part is the Creator Clash actually could recover, and even become successful.

I technically agree, but why the FUCK would anyone try to rehabilitate Creator Clash? Public perception is that it's a sham "charity" event started by a backstabbing, buck broken tankie and his whore wife. 2 of the 3 creator clashes have been utterly shameful disasters. The last time an event known as "creator clash" was even slightly successful was 2022. There's absolutely nothing proprietary or unique about it other than the gay ass name, and the gay ass name is an active detriment to future success at this point. I'm not saying that nobody will try, but I cannot fathom what the benefit of buying Creator Clash is. Just make your own e-celeb boxing event and call it "IRL Fight Night" or something.

 

[Briareus]

I believe there was a rumour Jake paul actually offered to buy creator clash, I don’t know if it ended up being true

I believe the idea as relayed by Bigbunjeeeeee was thus:
Ian was supposed to box Gregory Paul, Jake and Logan's father. Gregory wanted Jake to be his cornerman, which Ian apparently was so opposed to that the fight was cancelled. This allegedly slighted Jake Paul so much that he started working with Mike Leonardi to buy Creator Clash out from under Ian and Anisa.

Ian did bring up that part of the stuff he had to deal with behind the scenes was someone trying to "take over" (his words) Creator Clash. I'm sure the event would have been better off if they had done it. Oh to be a fly on the wall at those meetings...

 

[Orange Piccolo]

maybe it's good he dislikes guns now. He's got that columbine shooter phenotype.
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[no ragrets]

I think the worst part is the Creator Clash actually could recover, and even become successful. Stick with me, but half of the fighters in Anus's own words were "sex workers", and as it currently stands CC is the closest thing to an Only Fans boxing tournament. If the Jomha's or the retards who took over CC were smart, they would dump the content creator schtick and go full in on the OF whore angle. Literally just do Foxy Boxing but with OF whores. I don't think anybody else is doing this, at least not anybody with clout.

The reason they won't do this though, and even if they did it wouldn't work would again be due to Anus. She would pull her retarded feminism shit, get a bunch of disgusting ugly whores nobody wants to see, along with some troons, and for whatever reason she'd probably have a couple OF faggots do a fight as well.

I think creator clash is doomed with its current format, with youtuber and influencer boxing being so dead. The only way they could save this event (if they wanna keep the boxing aspect) is work with the Paul brothers who no matter how cringe, are associated and working with actual fighters.

The best thing for them would also be to use the Jomhas as scapegoats and sue or blame them on the financial disaster this event was, which wouldn't even be incorrect. They can't fix Ian and Anisa's damage.

I know it's been speculated already, but i seriously wouldn't put it past the Jomhas actually fleeing to Canada to escape a lawsuit and the mess they left behind. We always have our fun theories and speculations and they're always confirmed months later with even much worse details, so how far off the truth could this be?

 

[CTR Operative]

He even points it out in the content cop, if she had just responded reasonably he would have looked like a jackass but he predicted her response would be so full of lies and exaggerations that she'd make herself look like an idiot. Ian wasn't a machiavellian mastermind like many people liked to portray him back then. He mostly just picked stupid, rude people and criticized them for being stupid and rude. However he wasn't a total idiot. He had some intelligence. I assume now none of it is left after Anisa pegged it out of him and the SSRIs have turned him into an unfeeling blob.

I honestly wonder how that Ian would have handled something like PsychologyInSeattle refusing to change Ethan's apology rating. I know the real answer is he would never have tried something so retarded in the first place, but I'd like to think if he somehow fell that far he'd still have the presence of mind to scrap the whole segment and not put him crying in. He at least was that competent, even if I don't think any of the old iDubbbz videos have really aged all that well - not because of the slurs, but just because after watching the Sam Hyde docs and the H3 Content Cop, it's so clear that even when he made a decent video, it was over bitchy personal reasons that anyone with a stable, well-adjusted personality would just ignore.

 

[orangecat]

Sometimes people get in these relationships where their partner is hypercritical of everything they say, do, every opinion they have, that they slowly just recede into themselves. They just become a husk who avoids doing anything for fear of more criticism. The fact he says he doesnt even know how to exercise agency without anisa anymore, and that as soon as she left him and the boxing coach alone he asked his coach if he was awkward makes me think hes just at the end stage of huskification. Not to defend him though, I also think hes always been an insecure snake with an ego, but the lobotomy is new

I agree. In some clips with Anisa and Hasan, you can see him wanting to say certain jokes or opinions, but he's so busy analyzing the other person to figure out their reaction that he talks himself out of saying it. I'm sure he's used to every word being overanalyzed and critiqued by Anisa. That being said, he needs to grow a spine and work on himself. No one should live like that.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Ironically, I think one of the best ways to save Creator Clash is to use one of the Jomha’s obsessions: confronting your haters. Basically make Creator Clash a bunch of creator vs critic fights. Lolcows vs A-Logs. 10 Uwe Bol fights in a row, that happened decades ago and people still remember it. No fake drama needed.
It would be trashy, but not as trashy as taking 34% of a charity’s money.

 

[DumbDude43]

Ironically, I think one of the best ways to save Creator Clash is to use one of the Jomha’s obsessions: confronting your haters. Basically make Creator Clash a bunch of creator vs critic fights. Lolcows vs A-Logs. 10 Uwe Bol fights in a row, that happened decades ago and people still remember it. No fake drama needed.
It would be trashy, but not as trashy as taking 34% of a charity’s money.

if you put all the biggest "lolcow versus alog" beefs into one event, you'll get a card like

>fight 1: idubbz versus ethan klein
>fight 2: idubbz versus sam hyde
>fight 3: idubbz versus andy warski
>fight 4: idubbz versus leafy
>fight 5: idubbz versus froggy fresh

i don't think poor old ian could handle that much punishment

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Ian boxed with broken shins, which Anisa said made him "less bouncy."

So really it all came true.

I am 100% sure this retard meant shin splits, no man on earth could stand, let alone box, on broken shins.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

I am 100% sure this retard meant shin splits, no man on earth could stand, let alone box, on broken shins.

Why not? He's proven that he's able to stand and box with no spine.

 

[RandomGibberish]

The BPD was strong when she first got with him, as she was trying to be the woman she thought he wanted. Once she realized it worked, the NPD kicked in hard, and she proceeded to turn him into the guy she wanted.

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Time to butter up the family for extra sympathy cope

The Sahara looks like a tropical rainforest during monsoon season compared to the dryness of her mother’s cake.

Now we finally know where Anisa got her favorite torture technique.

 

[BussyBusta]

I

sure all that shit is "worse" than the jomhas total social implosion if thats what your metric is, but is it funnier? no. rekieta is a severe addict, hes been high on an unlimited supply of drugs for several years and completely lost himself. drugs feel good, you can kinda understand how he got to that point. but ian? he was formerly the biggest youtube edgelord coolguy until he shacked up with his low iq repulsive skank wife to whom he is unexplainably and unconditionally subservient.

anus has no redeeming qualities, she is a uniquely terrible woman who is so fucking stupid and unlikeable she can put off a first time watcher of her shitty nontent in less than 30 seconds, yet for some reason this very famous youtube creator is willing to do literally anything with his life up to and including total self ruination just to get... nothing at all in return from her. you cant help but wonder how long this relationship can last and the burning question of how it will end and what happens after is just fascinating. they are both completely unpredictable in much the same way rekieta is but rekieta just wants to get high. thats boring shit. what do ian and anisa want? who the fuck knows? thats why i will be voting for the ianus and anus soap opera as my loldairy plant of the year

Inexplicable retard behaviour is infinitely funnier and interesting than drug addled criminal behaviour.
I don't see what makes Rekieta special anymore, especially since this is no longer a fall but a lateral tumble in the depths.
I can find 100 Rekietas on the street in an hour. I'll never find another like the Johmas.