Inactive Sophia Harrington / Jack Harrington / Birdie / SpriteCranbirdie / Alias / Lucifer - Has-been animation memer, Pooner edgelord, Genuine cautionary tale about childhood e-fame

Himeguts child bride is back on birdieconfess trying to defend 17 and 20 dating
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Ive noticed when people defend this shit they always go “but im happy” when that doesnt mean shit
And nobody cares about the age gap we care about a legal adult dating a legal minor
 

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Funnymoney said:
how tf does one accomplish this? Seriously jerking off with a vagina cant be that fun
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I'm sorry, this comment is just so stupid if not satire. If you're genuinely asking, the most likely answer is that Birdie inserted something either too large or without a proper lubricant, a pretty common issue when you don't use the proper tools.

As to why Birdie decided to brag about it? Beyond me
 
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strawberrysong said:
I'm sorry, this comment is just so stupid if not satire. If you're genuinely asking, the most likely answer is that Birdie inserted something either too large or without a proper lubricant, a pretty common issue when you don't use the proper tools.

As to why Birdie decided to brag about it? Beyond me
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I’ve literally never heard of someone bleeding because they masturbated too hard until now why youre so mad is beyond me
 
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Funnymoney said:
I’ve literally never heard of someone bleeding because they masturbated too hard until now why youre so mad is beyond me
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If that's what you perceive to be someone mad, then I don't even wanna know how you feel interacting with most people on here lol. It was just information for you considering you seem to not know about women's anatomy.

Also meant it to be a commentary on how Birdie took an experience that definitely wasn't being "too rough", and spun it to brag more about self harm. The same as kids who relish in coming to school with the wrist band from the hospital still on. The forced nonchalance of it is fucked.
 
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Starting to get boring because Sophia left the internet a few months ago and all that's left is the slew of either 12-year-olds, mentally-12-year-olds, and people who are attracted to 12-year-olds. we're picking up the sloppy seconds of everything, and we're left with some pedo's strawpage white-knighting birdie. LMK when something actually happens... *sigh*
 
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