Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

It sounds like one of the kids told someone (the nanny) and then wasn’t believed. Or the nanny actually saw it. I hope I’m wrong.

THIS GON BE GUUUUUUD.

I remember how funny and weird it was that Nick was going so hard at Aaron after they broke up, but now Nick's that vitriolic with everyone, if not moreso

I love the sheer stupidity of Nick, where he doesn't realize his intensely homosexual tantrums against Aaron just underscore what a pathetic homo he is and on top of that, how obvious it is that Aaron satisfied his wife way more than he ever did.

I guess he's just unable to pick up on social cues.

 

[arc minsk]

I actually believe Nick

Can you imagine this pussy choke slamming anyone?

it's his own kid. probably a faggier version of him

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I was just thinking the same, but so far Nick is the only one saying choke slam, so he is likely sexing it up to make it sound more spectacular than it was. The accusation will likely be grabbed by the throat.

Imagine having to deny abusing your family members. I hope this fucker is huffing so much gas he'll be full Dauterive tomorrow.

That being said, I fully believe Nick was choked and made into a slampig by Ricardo and Romaine.

 

[CECA Loather]

What is it with guys named Ethan? I've never known a good guy named that.

Same with guys named Nick. Nick Rekieta, Nick Fuentes, Nick DeOrio, Nick Bate and a few others I am missing out.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Melton is watching Aaron and Nick is replying to Aaron via Melton. It’s all very faggy. Right now talking about a podcast called Red Scare that talked about his case. Yawn.

 

[AltisticRight]

This skelly is so pathetic and friendless. He has to enter a fat nonce's "Aaron did x Episode 95829576" stream to find people to talk to.
Talking about his garbage chiropractor shit again. Subjecting children to chiropractors is already child abuse in my book, about two levels lower than microdosing cocaine to treat ADHD. What a piece of shit.

Possible future lolsuit? Just how deep are the pockets of the trust fund?
Stay tuned!
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Not as deep as Gabe's.

having a normal amount of meat on her bones

I thought he liked meat.

 

[arc minsk]

why is nick the only guy on earth who thinks that habitual cocaine and alcohol abuse for years led him to have become calmer and more stoic, such that, he was not even capable of antisocial behavior and was transformed into a monk? there are decades, centuries, millenia of BIOPICS of dudes who smoked crack and chugged a bottle a day and none of those stories were about how chill and relax they were and how THE-BAND-ACTUALLY-GOT-BACK-TOGETHER-WHEN-EVERYONE-WAS-SHITFACED-AND-IT-FUCKING-RULED-AND-ANGELS-ACTUALLY-PRAISED-THEM.

 

[oh no im late for school]

someone said it earlier and i'm going to echo the sentiment, it's going to be really funny if what comes out has nothing to do with any of this and nick's just spent the past day absolutely telling on himself for something we wouldn't have otherwise known about

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Can you believe Nick also considers himself a consultant on testosterone replacement therapy for men?




Reils is a coomer who even paid a tranny from Melton’s chat for his feet pics.



So why were YOU so attracted to Aaron, Nick? You’re still not over him so he must have had SOME game.

Somebody (Brian Landon) just asked how much Melton would need to be paid to block Rekieta from the chat for the rest of the year. Melton replied “Make me an offer!”

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Right now talking about a podcast called Red Scare that talked about his case. Yawn.

Please let this be real. Nick will have an aneurysm when he hears his antics being discussed by leftist women with that much vocal fry.

 

[Niggernerd]

I actually believe Nick

Can you imagine this pussy choke slamming anyone?

He choke slams cocks down his throat

Nick is in Melton’s chat right now as Melton talks about (who else?) Aaron.

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Oh, fancy that: Melton says he doesn’t know who Gabe is but straight up claims that "everyone knows that they are going to accuse Nick of domestic violence with his wife.”

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Nick. You already are considered a bag of shit.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

You mean Throat Goat? His throat game is second only to Nick Rekieta's! But yeah, he's a waste of oxygen.


Did they wreck one of their cars? Or get in an accident? Did they scam insurance to finally get their kitchen cabinet doors fixed?

I hate insurance companies as much as the next guy, but yelling at one? Yeah, that's sane. (I'm sure Nick was literally shaking he was yelling so hard.)

Most likely he didn’t have his cars insured along with not renewing his registration.

@Useful_Mistake is tracking the traffic shit, but I am guessing that Minnesota also has gay laws about how you don’t need car insurance to drive in Minnesota as driving is treated a right. No matter how many DUI’s, you’ll be able to paralyze a law abiding citizen and still be able to paralyze another by the time they take your garbled statement.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Please let this be real. Nick will have an aneurysm when he hears his antics being discussed by leftist women with that much vocal fry.

Nick isn’t impressed so they must have been critical.



Nick is just chatting nonstop about Aaron. It’s too repetitive and gay to keep sharing. He’s losing it:

 

[AltisticRight]

So why were YOU so attracted to Aaron, Nick? You’re still not over him so he must have had SOME game.

Why would he "talk to chicks" when he's going to a club WITH YOU?
You know at night, he'll wear you like a pink sock and you'll guzzle his goo. We all know that.

Oh he doesn't talk to women in a meat market unlike the skelly who follows literal prostitutes. Okay, what an epic own.

I wonder how much of that PPP loan went to giving this whore his Minnesota Minute.

 

[Schpoots]

Oh baby. We're back to blamming things on the Nanny even tho he has tried to put that toothpaste back in the bottle multiple times now. The fact that he goes back and fourth so often about loving and hating the nanny is very strange.

 

[ChromaQuack]

someone said it earlier and i'm going to echo the sentiment, it's going to be really funny if what comes out has nothing to do with any of this and nick's just spent the past day absolutely telling on himself for something we wouldn't have otherwise known about

A month of delays -and over 9000 Rekieta confessions- after, the stream finally comes on, Gabe announces: Stream's cancelled, they were going to talk about Nick dosing his child with coke and they realized it was old hat at that point.

Cue Rekieta having an unequaled, unrivaled, unparalleled paroxysm of gas huffing of such magnitude that it makes him sound like Peter Steele having a seizure for an hour. Live.

 

[arc minsk]

Oh baby. We're back to blamming things on the Nanny even tho he has tried to put that toothpaste back in the bottle multiple times now. The fact that he goes back and fourth so often about loving and hating the nanny is very strange.

a crackhead alcoholic paranoid about who drank his alcohol when it was actually him. many such cases. most trailer trash don't have the excuse to blame their nanny, though. he unlocked a very high level skill perk.

 

[Niggernerd]

I dont know how Aaron not talking to women at clubs is an own. He was married and already in a degenerate polycule. He seems to have some self restraint. Nick just sounds desperate to fuck anything it seems.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Melton said he’d ban Nick from his chat for a year for $500, $1k for a lifetime ban. But then said it’s not a serious prospect because Nick can come in with an alt.






Nick confirms he constantly texts Melton in addition to sending hundreds of chats.



As if this is any weirder than the Balldo:

 

[Vibralldo]

why is nick the only guy on earth who thinks that habitual cocaine and alcohol abuse for years led him to have become calmer and more stoic, such that, he was not even capable of antisocial behavior and was transformed into a monk? there are decades, centuries, millenia of BIOPICS of dudes who smoked crack and chugged a bottle a day and none of those stories were about how chill and relax they were and how THE-BAND-ACTUALLY-GOT-BACK-TOGETHER-WHEN-EVERYONE-WAS-SHITFACED-AND-IT-FUCKING-RULED-AND-ANGELS-ACTUALLY-PRAISED-THEM.

Nick's a narcissist that thinks he's special and a genius

He thinks he's the first person ever to find the secret to doing drugs and swinging responsibility, but in reality he's just a stereotypical junkie whose actual logic is essentially just "if it makes me feel good, it must be good for me!"