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I love living because no matter what I‘ll do, no matter how sweaty I am, what I‘m wearing or don’t wearing, I will look like a woman because I am a woman.
 
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Sean Andalou said:
Hmm. A pretty common male name among religious Jews.
Is there some anime character or something that makes it appeal to pooners?
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It's the softness of the sounds and the open 'ah' at the end. There are no harsh sounds that might assert themselves and hint of toxic masculinity.

Also it's unusual enough that you'll rarely meet a guy irl called Noah - who's realness would get in the way of the TiF character creation. (Most TiFs have enough self-awareness to sense when they're being mogged by a bloke just existing)
 
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Owls Owls Owls said:
DoorDash'd some booze. Every order prior to this one went smoothly. This time, however, the driver looked at both IDs I presented and *laughed*. Just sucked. Got a "sorry, bro" and was charged an undeliverable fee. I feel humiliated and emasculated.

I'm getting my refund, as things have been sorted. I still want to drink, *especially* after what happened, so I've ordered again and am sending my dad to grab it...

22, by the way.
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Lying little poon. Doordash drivers just scan your ID and make sure it's real. They don't even always care if it's the same name as the person who ordered it. And why did she show him two IDs? He didn't scan either one?
And he called her bro? Sure LOL. They always pat their own asses in their martyr fantasies.
Then after being fined (I've never heard of this but it could be a thing) she used the same app that wounded her ego to order more beer and have her daddy go pick it up for her? DD will refund your payment method directly if you can wait a few days, but she probably took the credit you get immediately instead of money cuz she's broke and only had like $20.
Just ask your dad to buy you booze in the first place, poon. He already let you ruin your life in other ways, what's a little more enabling?
 
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Eva Braun said:
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I love living because no matter what I‘ll do, no matter how sweaty I am, what I‘m wearing or don’t wearing, I will look like a woman because I am a woman.
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>I've been painting my nails which helps a little bit but not much.
>I was thinking about buying a more tighter fit crop top.

So his solution to looking like a man with boobs is to look like a man with boobs, painted nails, and his hairy gross stomach on display?
 
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Why has no on else commented on the fact that this sasquatch-moder is wandering the Appalachian trail dressed as an indentured prostitute? He's literally appearing before solo female hikers looking exactly like the last thing a solo female hiker sees before she dies.
 
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Dr. Butt said:
Why has no on else commented on the fact that this sasquatch-moder is wandering the Appalachian trail dressed as an indentured prostitute? He's literally appearing before solo female hikers looking exactly like the last thing a solo female hiker sees before she dies.
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I hiked the AT back in my 20's, and I ran into a few weirdos on the trail (but this was before trannyism was popular), can't imagine what it would be like as a lone female. I mean, it's not like there's any law enforcement presence.
 
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Yet another pooner naming issue. :lit:

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I've been trans for 4 years now and no name has stuck with me because as soon as someone says it, it feels tainted for some reason.

Like in my head, the name sounds good. I like it. It feels like it's mine. But when other people say it or start using it, it doesn't feel like my name anymore.

I don't know why this happens but I was just wondering if this happens to you guys too.
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Looks like this happens a lot.
Are you newly out as trans and/or newly tansitioning? Could be that you feel uncomfortable with it cause you're just not used to being perceived as yourself. Definitely took me a while to feel comfortable with my chosen name because the thought/act of actually being perceived was so strange. When I was a "girl" it didn't feel as odd because i felt like they weren't actually perceiving me, it felt like their were perceiving someone else.
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This is totally fair, when I picked my name and had people start calling me it it just felt super wrong. Was weird to even introduce myself as it and made me feel weirdly uncomfortable. I just let it wear in and over time I got more used to it and now I love it, wouldn't change it for anything. It's my name. It just takes time because you aren't used to hearing other people refer to you as it.
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In my experience, I picked my name and didn't tell anyone for a year. When people started calling me by my name, it felt weird because for a while, that was my own personal thing. But after a while, it felt normal. I think naming is difficult for trans people because we pick our own names and everyone else has their name from birth and no say in it. I'd suggest picking a name that really feels like you and sticking with it for a year.
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And much more of the same for eight comments so far.
 
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In every sphere of life, people believing things that are patently not true drives me insane. This is a mostly rhetorical question, but what are the "changes" he thinks are going to happen??

Hey buddy: YOU WILL ALWAYS LOOK LIKE A MAN WITH BOOBS, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE. THE FEMME FAIRY IS NOT REAL.
 
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The Taco Santo! said:
I hiked the AT back in my 20's, and I ran into a few weirdos on the trail (but this was before trannyism was popular), can't imagine what it would be like as a lone female. I mean, it's not like there's any law enforcement presence.
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Ive done a few hikes in remote areas like that, you could literally get away with murder out there. Imagine being a woman, not making it to the next campsite in time and running into a troon in the dark. scary.
 
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One night I heard what sounded like a woman screaming out back of one of the shelters, so I went and looked around. It was foxes mating. Really sounded like a woman screaming help. That was unsettling. There have been a few murders on the AT or on side trails, but the AT people say they don't keep track of it. I'm betting they do, but don't give out the info.
 
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