Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

6:10 Aaron thinks one of Nick's kids is a "liar" that lied about Chaney because they "want daddy's attention"

 

[Tayto]

I dunno about all that; I had an incident about a decade or so ago now with my lower back where I couldn't stand up straight without being in agony (I had an office job and the chairs weren't great). As it happened, a local chiropractor had come by to give a presentation and I had their card--they used cold laser treatment and muscle massage...and it saved my life (my work life, at least).

Maybe I got the only good one?

Lol, it sounds like you got an orthopedist who maybe dabbles a little in chiropractics - both of those treatments you mentioned are orthopedic, not chiropractic.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

nick's fantastic damage control is giving me reviewtechusa dropbox vibes and i'm gonna laugh so hard if the expose is about something else lmao

He’s a sociopath. The only emotions that give him joy are adulation, coom/coke rush and the pleasure of watching someone he doesn’t like suffer.

his biggest tell will always be when he criticizes others for their hypocrisy. like when he confidently asserts stuff like you can't care about someone else's kids or a cancer patient you feud with. the man is vacant inside.

 

[alan thicke]

JaymeLee is also one of the individuals from the church who reported her concerns about the children to the pastor.

Nicks fat sister in law reporting him is hilarious. No wonder he’s seething so hard.

Nick is claiming that she has a seven figure liquid net worth all in her own name

my read of that was he was saying that she’d get over a million in the divorce because no prenup

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Funny how the judge agreed to the collusion of the DA with the Defense within 24 hours, but now that the unconstitutional hiding of court records has been challenged it is all crickets over there.

 

[RotPockets]

Funny, they offer a vaginal steam procedure in their "Shakti studio".

I assume April tried out this treatment option but it didn't work?

Spawning neverending black mold and cordyceps plumes.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

I dunno about all that; I had an incident about a decade or so ago now with my lower back where I couldn't stand up straight without being in agony (I had an office job and the chairs weren't great). As it happened, a local chiropractor had come by to give a presentation and I had their card--they used cold laser treatment and muscle massage...and it saved my life (my work life, at least).

Maybe I got the only good one?

I used to work on cars and my lower back is trashed, so I go in for adjustments every now and then when things get ouchy and it really helps my mobility and general comfort levels. The guy I see is very down to earth and has also recommended stretches and exercises I can do to keep myself maintained without doing additional damage. The most "new age" thing he's ever suggested to me is to take turmeric capsules for joint pain.

I think it really just depends on the chiro and how they run their practice. It seems to be a pretty broad spectrum.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Rekeita must be really high on his supply if he thinks this will work. Remember, he pre-empted the state's drug tests on his kids to make sure it went into record that if any of the kids tested positive for cocaine use it wasn't him. This is a peculiar response of his that we've seen at least twice now for something really big. To me this just affirms whatever it is that Gabe dug up.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nicks fat sister in law reporting him is hilarious. No wonder he’s seething so hard.

Getting owned by women and/or the obese is so poetic for a Balldoskelly misogynist.

 

[Sneed Force One]

https://archive.md/fm2jc

Ya'know Nick, if it wasn't seriously on the cards, you wouldn't be bothered by it.
Feel free to prove that was her actual intention, or just the natural conclusion of you being a fucking loser.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Nick constantly trying to get ahead of rumors is so darn funny to me, he ties himself in knots trying to work out what info other people have.

I can just see it now
“Yes, I was in Dallas on November 22nd, but I never said I was near the the Plaza, there’s no evidence of that, Zapruder is just a weird prude.”

 

[Balldo's Gate]

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Ya'know Nick, if it wasn't seriously on the cards, you wouldn't be bothered by it.
Feel free to prove that was her actual intention, or just the natural conclusion of you being a fucking loser.

Why did you not bother to archive this? Nick has started deleting shit.

Here you go:
https://archive.md/fm2jc

 

[alan thicke]

Maybe if Nick didn’t want people to say he gave his kids drugs he shouldn’t have brought drugs into the house.

Even if you didn’t dose your daughter directly, it’s your coke that her tiny body metabolized into her hair.

You fucking dumpster of a human being.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

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Ya'know Nick, if it wasn't seriously on the cards, you wouldn't be bothered by it.
Feel free to prove that was her actual intention, or just the natural conclusion of you being a fucking loser.

if you can get clipped speaking uninterrupted for 5 to 10 minutes and it's an "out of context" edit maybe clipping you for content is shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[elb]

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Ya'know Nick, if it wasn't seriously on the cards, you wouldn't be bothered by it.
Feel free to prove that was her actual intention, or just the natural conclusion of you being a fucking loser.

“With the open intention of trying to get my wife to divorce me”
Homie show me one example, you two deserve each other. And don’t even get me started on the “muh context”. Try some accountability, Nick.

 

[oh no im late for school]

I dunno about all that; I had an incident about a decade or so ago now with my lower back where I couldn't stand up straight without being in agony (I had an office job and the chairs weren't great). As it happened, a local chiropractor had come by to give a presentation and I had their card--they used cold laser treatment and muscle massage...and it saved my life (my work life, at least).

Maybe I got the only good one?

was your sacrum slipped? i had a moron who kept doing some adjustments for pelvic torsion that never really helped all that much because the real problem wasn't in the pelvis it was at the spine (spondylolisthesis). finally (after literally years) ended up releasing on it's own from sitting on one of those dumb inflatable balls regularly for a couple weeks and building muscle strength. but yeah, once that joint's out and the muscles tense up and lock it that way you are basically fucked until something can get them to relax. at least the moron who was doing incorrect adjustments was actually doing something, my primary care physician wouldn't do shit. fuck doctors

oh and uh fuck nick, funeral today?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

“With the open intention of trying to get my wife to divorce me”
Homie show me one example, you two deserve each other. And don’t even get me started on the “muh context”. Try some accountability, Nick.

tbh, at this point in time I just want him to drive his car into a tree at 150mph, preferably without any kids in it.
Nick has morphed into the worst human being I ever had the displeasure of knowing about.

Kayla divorcing him is just dumb cope, her relatives should have disappeared Nick on Jamaica.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Maybe if Nick didn’t want people to say he gave his kids drugs he shouldn’t have brought drugs into the house.

Even if you didn’t dose your daughter directly, it’s your coke that her tiny body metabolized into her hair.

You fucking dumpster of a human being.

That would require him taking accountability for his actions. Which he's incapable of.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

“With the open intention of trying to get my wife to divorce me”

So rather than take accountability for the shit he says in public, Nick is laying the groundwork to blame clip channels and those dang darn kiwi farmers when Kayla dumps his ass and takes all his money. Can’t wait!

ETA: remember when Kayla had a YouTube playlist full of clips shitting on Nick? She’s been thinking about this for a long time.

 

[Pentamidine]

This is so damn funny - Kayla has been throwing Elissa Clips vids in Nick's face and instead of paying attention to how he speaks on his show, Nick just decided to wish Elissa a million tumors instead. As a regular Elissa enjoyer, I do not recall seeing anything from her made "with the open intention of trying to get [our] wife to divorce [nick]", nor have I noticed anything out of context WRT Nick and April or Nick's marriage. Clearly, what happened is Kayla saw an Elissa Clip from when April's new crack shack got doxed and she easily put 2 and 2 together and realized Nick was still seeing April.