Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

“With the open intention of trying to get my wife to divorce me”
Homie show me one example, you two deserve each other. And don’t even get me started on the “muh context”. Try some accountability, Nick.

The "context" you probably "selectively edited" out was his cope several days later trying to justify the retarded shit he said.

 

[Angry Shoes]

“With the open intention of trying to get my wife to divorce me”
Homie show me one example, you two deserve each other. And don’t even get me started on the “muh context”. Try some accountability, Nick.

It would be different if you were posting shorts or super edited clips but how the fuck can you cry about context on unedited 5 minute clips of the words coming out of his faggot mouth.

 

[Sneed Force One]

“With the open intention of trying to get my wife to divorce me”
Homie show me one example, you two deserve each other. And don’t even get me started on the “muh context”. Try some accountability, Nick.

According to Grifty, you invented the "our wife" joke, so you deserve to be put on a medieval torture rack apparently.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

Devil's advocate

Our wife is taking a lot of shit in this thread (rightfully so) but if Gabe drops lore that dates wayyyyyy back and shows abuse that maybe even predates his streams does she deserve a small break?

Does she get a nod to battered woman's syndrome? I mean she has 5 fucking kids she she have had the presence of mind to get them the fuck out but I'm a supreme white male and I refuse to check my privilege so I don't conceptually understand how BWS works or if it's bullshit

 

[anionfarflung]

Fat people, in my experience, tend to have similar pathology.

I personally think they just only know how to consume and only feel good while consuming and the constant consumption leads them to more depraved acts because they have no self control.

I agree more with Nachos on this one. Fat people simply lack self-control. Haven't there been studies showing that they have lower IQs on average?

His daughter sleeping in the play room/under the stairs

I'm almost halfway through reading Les Misérables in French. I only ever knew the barest overview of the plot, still haven't seen any movies or musicals. I was struck by how similar Cosette and Harry Potter are--they both slept under the stairs. Rowling was a French major, after all. I like the story so far, but Victor Hugo was still a sale gauchiste.

and muscle massage

So you could have just gone to a masseur.

I'm sure massage can have some benefits. The quackery of chiropraxy is in the belief the bone alignment is the foundation of all health, from the common cold to cancer.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

So, you see, THIS BITCH posted my words OUT OF CONTEXT and she WANTED for our wife to DIVORCE me. If Kayla left me (I don't know how to divorce her btw) I would KILL MYSELF. Do you see how EVIL THIS BITCH is?

CYBERGOAT: wow, she wanted you to kill yourself? Thank you for this information, Nick!

 

[Arschersetzer]

Nick will always run away from any accountability just like when he blamed Aaron for exposing the Qover on Kino Casino. Clearly him openly serenading MANdy and being confronted by Kayla was obviously Elissa's fault for clipping it. Balldo is a very special boy after all, nothing he does can be bad.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The lengths Nick will go to keep his "secret" crack whore are amazing. It's obvious that Ape is just using him for coke money too. He had better hope Kayla doesn't wake up from her xannie nap long enough to go through the bank account. I'd bet there are a lot of mysterious ATM withdrawals for whatever the maximum is.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

X | A

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick's gone from (allegedly) blaming himself for almost ruining his marriage, to blaming Kayla and April for not "loving everyone equally" to Elissa for posting Nick's words

 

[alan thicke]

Nick brought another man into his marital bed, but when our wife eventually leaves him it was definitely due to some “out of context” clips.

 

[Vibralldo]

2:00 Yellowflash claims that Nick told Flash he was being framed by Joe Biden and his men because Nick was single-handedly swinging the 2024 election to Trump.

This is possibly the most retarded lie Nick's told yet.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Nick's circle of enablers piss me off more than he does. Any reasonable person can tell he's destroying himself, looks terrible and is acting like a drug addict, but they run around parroting the dumb arguments he makes and act like it's all reasonable. Four guys patting his ass and trying to create the illusion that this is a matter on which reasonable people can differ, or that there's any widespread support for Nick's shitty behavior.

That piece of shit who said "drugs are cool!" while Nick was crashing out at Keanu really sums up the problem. Nick could spit in his baby daughter's face and they'd compliment him for helping with her dry skin. Nick could be dying of a drug overdose and those retards would brag about how smart and cool Nick's new comedy bit is. They'd sit on stream with his corpse and talk about how based it was that Nick was still "raking in those sweet views!" post-humorously.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

This is possibly the most retarded lie Nick's told yet.

sounds like standard coke-brain to me.

 

[Obsul]

Can't wait for this child-abusing faggot that likes palling around with pedophiles to go to prison. We went beyond mere lolcow territory a long while back.

 

[keke]

I used to work on cars and my lower back is trashed, so I go in for adjustments every now and then when things get ouchy and it really helps my mobility and general comfort levels. The guy I see is very down to earth and has also recommended stretches and exercises I can do to keep myself maintained without doing additional damage. The most "new age" thing he's ever suggested to me is to take turmeric capsules for joint pain.

I think it really just depends on the chiro and how they run their practice. It seems to be a pretty broad spectrum.

The studies done on chiropractic adjustments show that at their absolute best, they’re no better than a massage (iirc they compared it to a deep tissue one). At their worst, you die or become paralysed of a broken bone you didn’t know what broken, and even good or conservative chiropractors can accidentally cause these injuries/exacerbate a pre-existing one. They aren’t doctors in any way shape or form. I’m not telling you personally to change anything, I know back issues from hard labor work are veryyyy common so for other people in the thread, just mentioning this. I have a family member that has debilitating back issues from being a mechanic and wouldn’t wish it on anyone. Gentle physio exercises like stretching is a good idea too, that goes without saying (if pain levels allow it). Sorry to be off-topic.

 

[Vibralldo]

sounds like standard coke-brain to me.

I'm 50/50 on if the coke made him paranoid or if the coke made him dumb enough to think people would believe it

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

was your sacrum slipped? i had a moron who kept doing some adjustments for pelvic torsion OH MY ACHING BONES

The median age of Rekieta's a-logs is 61. Embarrassing. May PPP take all your pensions 1 sub at a time.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick Rekieta invited Aaron Imholte into his marital bed and wilfully and consciously allowed Aaron to blow unprotected loads into his wife's dusty used womb.

But yes, Elissa the the problem here.

 

[Truly Rural]

Without a joke, and without pretending I love Elb more than Nick loves our wife.