Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Kai Cenote]

i'm sorry but how have i never noticed him saying "following" or "my following" before?

because, now that i know this, how can anyone not notice this insane faggot retard has constantly been calling anonymous trolls a "cult of criminal cyberstalkers" while using cult language himself?

"my following" is cult talk, through and through. i was already certain of his delusional conditions, but i genuinely think he might be schizophrenic now, or getting there.

You think it's weird to brag about "muh following" in the opening sentence of an article about Jonestown?

Uncovering new layers of faggotry that you hadn't previously thought possible is the best thing about following Fatrick.


(L, A)

 

[Kingfisher9000]

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“No, stalker, I am not ‘an moron.’ I am a moron.”

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

“No, stalker, I am not ‘an moron.’ I am a moron.”

No, child. Patrick isn't a big fat moron. He's the big fat moron.

Enjoy intelligence and a healthy BMI by every medical standard, child.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Did the Cured Meat King abandon Twitter because there were so many gifs available involving him?

 

[OffTopic]

Aw sheeeit, here we go again.






Bonus: The nice black lady at the hotel literally told SpaceEdge over the phone in no uncertain terms "bomb threat? Hell naw, we dint git no bomb threat."

 

[TurboNAS]

Look, it wasn’t reported anywhere you’re looking but it definitely happened and it was really scary. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Even with a 1.2GPA he should be able to understand what a FOIA is and what it does to get the information, yet he insists on continuing his lie. Everyone but him has said no bomb threat was ever called in.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Even with a 1.2GPA he should be able to understand what a FOIA is and what it does to get the information, yet he insists on continuing his lie. Everyone but him has said no bomb threat was ever called in.

He does understand it, he's just such a lying sack of shit he doesn't care about it or its function. Patrick is such a liar that he could take a second better job as a wet nurse, be nursing an infant while being vigorously sodomized by @Judge Holden and still he'd deny he's a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[OffTopic]

Patrick is such a liar that he could take a second better job as a wet nurse, be nursing an infant while being vigorously sodomized by @Judge Holden and still he'd deny he's a fat faggot with bitch tits.

Tsss... ya don't say much Dean but when ya do ya knock it outta da fawkin park.

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

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Fatty fat fat demands riots everywhere.

If there were riots in Milwaukee and a rioter broke the windows in on Susan to steal the manuscript of Tiny Tim Goes to the Casting Couch how would piggy react? Would he still supports riots like this?

 

[RollingRock2]

LOL
Rick the lisping limp wristed D cup queen leads the hunt. This is why Pat is the best cow, he has zero self awareness and believes all of his own bullshit

 

[Black Man Underwear]

LOL
Rick the lisping limp wristed D cup queen leads the hunt. This is why Pat is the best cow, he has zero self awareness and believes all of his own bullshit

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What about you fatty? Can you take down a mammoth?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

What about you fatty? Can you take down a mammoth?

Can he sit on it? If so, yes.

 

[RollingRock2]

Piggle Rick would be the megafauna getting hunted (because he is very fat)

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

He kept specimens of Homo sapiens neanderthalensis in the depths of his cave, allegedly turning them into smoked meat slices

 

[Summer of George]

If there were riots in Milwaukee and a rioter broke the windows in on Susan to steal the manuscript of Tiny Tim Goes to the Casting Couch how would piggy react? Would he still supports riots like this?

Rick's had his car seriously vandalized at least a couple times in Milwaukee. Once in his backyard and once at the baseball stadium. Pre-OnA, pre-lolcow, pre-everything. He took to twitter and blamed it on rowdy college kids because he was too afraid to blame it on black people.

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Rick the lisping limp wristed D cup queen leads the hunt. This is why Pat is the best cow, he has zero self awareness and believes all of his own bullshit

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So, at the same time, he's the sperg caveman who serves as the alert nightwatchman... but he's also the alpha mega chad pack leader. Ok!

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

Rick's had his car seriously vandalized at least a couple times in Milwaukee. Once in his backyard and once at the baseball stadium. Pre-OnA, pre-lolcow, pre-everything. He took to twitter and blamed it on rowdy college kids because he was too afraid to blame it on black people.

Fair enough, he’d probably just blame it on the trolls before admitting that rioters would have anything to do with it.

I also remember him saying after a break in that someone was afraid of what he had to say because they stole his laptop where he does all his writing. I’m pretty sure this was pre-hovel but post-divorce so my guess to what actually happened is someone broke in to patty’s place, and patty, having. recently gone through a divorce didn’t exactly have much worth stealing, so the robber made off with what was probably the most valuable thing he had at the time.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Fair enough, he’d probably just blame it on the trolls before admitting that rioters would have anything to do with it.

I also remember him saying after a break in that someone was afraid of what he had to say because they stole his laptop where he does all his writing. I’m pretty sure this was pre-hovel but post-divorce so my guess to what actually happened is someone broke in to patty’s place, and patty, having. recently gone through a divorce didn’t exactly have much worth stealing, so the robber made off with what was probably the most valuable thing he had at the time.

Can you imagine finding a dusty old piece of shit laptop at some third rate pawnshop, and you press the power button and see the login name PATRICK S TOMLINSON?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I also remember him saying after a break in that someone was afraid of what he had to say because they stole his laptop where he does all his writing. I’m pretty sure this was pre-hovel but post-divorce so my guess to what actually happened is someone broke in to patty’s place, and patty, having. recently gone through a divorce didn’t exactly have much worth stealing, so the robber made off with what was probably the most valuable thing he had at the time.

Even better, I think it was his joke book they stole. Those jokes are like Plutonium in the wrong hands. That was probably a minion of Norm McDonald, who definitely feared the competition. I bet 90% of it was bitter rants against his ex-wife, with no punchline to any of them.

 

[Something Awful]

Even better, I think it was his joke book they stole. Those jokes are like Plutonium in the wrong hands. That was probably a minion of Norm McDonald, who definitely feared the competition.

This was pre-Norm/11, so the implication was that it was some MAGA burglar trying to silence political firebrand Rick.




Nowadays he has toned down his bullshit somewhat, since he knows everything will be fact-checked by a dozen people, but outlandish lies like this really show he has the mind of a child (ironically). Chuds broke into his apartment to steal his joke book! You can't make this shit up, unless you're Fat Rick.