Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

We're meant to believe people called CPS thinking his kids were starving TWICE and it was just a misunderstanding? Really?

GRIM

This junkie is starving his kids.

People brought up how Anisa’s husband (competitor for Lolcow of the Year) likely doesn’t brush his teeth, shits himself, and is gross as a subconscious defense mechanism for the abuse Anisa enacts on him. Sexually abused children typically neglect their hygiene because it’s something they can control in effort to dissuade their abusers from molesting them.

Conversely, if Nick is more abusive than he lets on then I can believe he controls who feeds them, how much they are fed, where they can eat, what they can eat, and when they can eat. Not in the typically parent sense, but more so he has more control. It’d make sense if he was restricting the oldest getting a license for the same reason, but I haven’t seen anything about the oldest and a license, yet.

You typically need insurance when you first get a car, so maybe Nick was screaming at the adjuster while trying to get the oldest to play chauffeur so he can huff and sext all day.

 

[dustnight]

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"You're a part time father who has never taken care of his kids. I am a full time father who has never taken care of his kids! We are not the same Toe man."

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Hey Nick, I just had a brilliant idea! You say you'd rather be with April than your kids? Great plan! Go do that. Move into your parents' crackwhore storage unit with her, go pump your loads and huff galaxy gas, and leave your kids with someone responsible who won't make their life a miserable living hell. Maybe drop 'em off at Aaron's, since for all his faults he at least knows when to warm up a fucking bowl of spaghettios.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

“Ackshually my kind of woo in the real deal, but what you’re peddling is just charlatan garbage!”

“Oh ho no! MY kind of woo is the real deal! The stuff YOU’RE going on about is nonsense!”

Gentlemen, can’t we all just agree that both acupuncture and chiropractic are alternative treatment forms that CAN show results, despite scepticism from the so called medical establishment about the exact nature of how they work?

Don’t make me summon Null to sort this out, lads!

I said that chiropractors moving bones back into place objectively does help back injuries. Theres no "woo" and nothing magical about popping a bone back into place. Settle down and stick to your gimmick.

 

[Tayto]

sounds like standard coke-brain to me.

This is the reason neurotic people should never do drugs of any kind, nevermind something like cocaine - common effect of quite a few of them is increased levels of paranoia, anxiety & depressive thinking, if you already have a propensity for any of that, you're quickly going to spiral into schizo thinking, if not full blown drug induced paranoid schizophrenia.

 

[SigmaBalls]

I said that chiropractors moving bones back into place objectively does help back injuries. Theres no "woo" and nothing magical about popping a bone back into place. Settle down and stick to your gimmick.

Yeah he'd like to have his bone adjusted by kayla! Woooaaaahhhh buddy!

 

[Burt Macklin]

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Conversely, if Nick is more abusive than he lets on then I can believe he controls who feeds them, how much they are fed, where they can eat, what they can eat, and when they can eat.

It's more just wanting to avoid responsibility. A covert narcissist has a basic need to buck responsibility. It's why they are up at 2am asking him to sign stuff.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Not defending what he did, but keep in mind he is not really in the country side. He has neighbors close by and many areas require so many acres of property to be owned in order to shoot on your own land. Him firing off his 45 or his AR would have gotten the cops pretty quick. His neighbors probably would have figured he shot lady rackets.

Or he could have just let the fucking skunk go free! There was no reason to kill it. He caught it by accident. It wasn't a pest that he was hunting for. It got caught in a trap meant for a stray cat that Nick wanted to capture and keep as a friend for his other cat because he's a fucking imbecile. All he had to do was open the door and let the skunk go. He obviously wasn't afraid of getting close enough to get sprayed by the skunk, considering he walked up and clipped Sunny's leash to the cage and dragged it into shallow water that was just deep enough for the skunk to drown slowly. He just killed it because he wanted to. And he found it darkly humorous seeing the little hands reaching up out of the water for help. He laughed while describing that. He's a soulless cruel piece of gooseshit. He was always a bad person. The drugs aren't an excuse. He was torturing and killing animals and swinging well before the drugs. Nick Rekieta has always been a horrible person.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Hey Nick, I just had a brilliant idea! You say you'd rather be with April than your kids? Great plan! Go do that. Move into your parents' crackwhore storage unit with her, go pump your loads and huff galaxy gas, and leave your kids with someone responsible who won't make their life a miserable living hell. Maybe drop 'em off at Aaron's, since for all his faults he at least knows when to warm up a fucking bowl of spaghettios.

Don't get me wrong, I'd prefer if Nick didn't want to live like a piece of shit and considered his children a priority rather than a burden, but at least it'd be better if he lived like a piece of shit alone and didn't subject his children to the trauma of having a shitty junkie father whose so braindead he can't even remember to feed them.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Could the descriptions of slowly killing, I would argue torturing an animal to death, be spoilered? We ask people here to spoiler the ending of movies and television programs.

 

[Tayto]

Or he could have just let the fucking skunk go free! There was no reason to kill it. He caught it by accident. It wasn't a pest that he was hunting for.

His method was entirely inhumane & grotesque, but he was completely correct in killing the skunk since he does have pets, even if he is suspected of mistreating them. My uncle lives in San Diego, he shoots skunks all the time because he has two dogs and if one of them gets sprayed in the face:

1. With their heightened sense of smell, thats shits excruciatingly painful to pets
2. The smell lingers for weeks if not months
3. Getting a blast in the face can cause blindness and respiratory issues
4. Skunks can get big enough to fight and kill small dogs & cats

 

[break these cuffs]

Not defending what he did, but keep in mind he is not really in the country side. He has neighbors close by and many areas require so many acres of property to be owned in order to shoot on your own land. Him firing off his 45 or his AR would have gotten the cops pretty quick. His neighbors probably would have figured he shot lady rackets.

No they wouldn't have unless Kandyoshi is more gay than most rural areas. Did I shoot shit when my neighbors were like 25ft away? No, but it's your property. The closest neighbors have enough shit in the yard that I can recognize their redneckery from space. Now out of courtesy you'd want to use .22lr, but if I didn't I'd just shoot the thing and apologize to the close neighbors.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

They're good when they allow a topic to flow. Too often they cut into a clip to make a superficial comment and go into a tangent about something that isn't even the focus of discussion.

Otherwise I find them very entertaining.

WHOAAA THIS IS JUST LIKE *insert whatever Andy watched this afternoon.*

My only real complaint about the KC is the levels of e-begging now. I get it that they're doing it to make money but the 'freebird segment' and the constant '100 subs and I'll eat this sandwich' is grating. I get that a lot of it is supposed to be making fun of DSP but it still sucks.

I've become a vod watcher just so I can skip that shit easily.


The whipet bit was funny, though. I knew in no way would ppp do drugs, even a legal one, on air. I was curious on what way they were going to spin it.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I'm starting to wonder if Nick is about to fail a piss test. His current behavior screams "crackhead."

 

[Niggernerd]

Skunks can get big enough to fight and kill small dogs & cats

I wonder if it depends on the habitat Not too long ago was coming home from work and a skunk was just waddling around with kittens just playing with its tail and didnt seem to mind them.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

His method was entirely inhumane & grotesque, but he was completely correct in killing the skunk since he does have pets, even if he is suspected of mistreating them. My uncle lives in San Diego, he shoots skunks all the time because he has two dogs and if one of them gets sprayed in the face:

1. With their heightened sense of smell, thats shits excruciatingly painful to pets
2. The smell lingers for weeks if not months
3. Getting a blast in the face can cause blindness and respiratory issues
4. Skunks can get big enough to fight and kill small dogs & cats

Could also work on training the dogs to keep away from skunks, or fence in the property better so fewer get in, etc etc.

Or you could just shoot animals that are just chilling and doing their business, I guess.

 

[hesaback]

What time is the video tomorrow? I could do with a laugh.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

I'm starting to wonder if Nick is about to fail a piss test. His current behavior screams "crackhead."

I still believe Nick’s fear of being owned by Karen Farms is the chief motivating factor in him staying sober (from detectable, illegal drugs.)

He won’t piss hot and land in prison until this thread dies down and he’s lulled into a false sense of security.

 

[Tayto]

I wonder if it depends on the habitat Not too long ago was coming home from work and a skunk was just waddling around with kittens just playing with its tail and didnt seem to mind them.

It probably just didn't feel threatened by them. Skunks are only really an issue if they feel threatened or trapped, which is a problem when you have fast moving pets with no concept of personal space, like dogs on your property, my uncle doesn't like killing them because they're mostly harmless, he used to trap them, until one of his dog got to the cage before he did & got blasted right in the face, he doesn't want it to happen again, so better just to put them down before the dogs find them.