“Did I ever tell you that I want to wear a big yellow smiley-face mask and then put on the CD version of Bobby McFerrin’s ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ and then take a girl and a dog—a collie, a chow, a sharpei, it doesn’t really matter—and then hook up this transfusion pump, this IV set, and switch their blood, you know, pump the dog’s blood into the hardbody and vice versa, did I ever tell you this?” While I’m speaking I can hear the girl working on my feet humming one of the songs from Les Misérables to herself, and then Helga runs a moistened cotton ball across my nose, leaning close to the face, inspecting the pores. I laugh maniacally, then take a deep breath and touch my chest—expecting a heart to be thumping quickly, impatiently, but there’s nothing there, not even a beat.
I would hope the spics out there protesting in San Antonio would know better than to attempt to fuck with the Alamo.
Where are your 10 round + magazines, new semi auto rifles and permitless purchase, pardner?
I think chupacabras are a perfect animal to represent Illegals from Mexico, even if it is fictional, the fact it's a blood sucker is just too much of a perfect parallel.
C'mon, Talcum X said that, you can't take it too seriously.
Thats an old pic, i remember that guy during the original summer of love.
Forget LA, Seattle is where we need some Devil Dog whoopass.
What is the source? I am trying to figure out the street.
We need APC's and Guardsmen in Capital Hill ASAP.
It is hardly shocking to see someone use a quote from the bible when they slam other passages considering their entire life is double think.
