Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dipodomys]

Yeah he'd like to have his bone adjusted by kayla! Woooaaaahhhh buddy!

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What the FUCK is the context for this expression?? She looks like she's on that slingshot rollercoaster!

I can understand why Nick switched her to downers.

 

[AnOminous]

After tomorrow, he's almost certainly gonna start laying into Gabe Hoffman. Or, at least, he'll try.

I hope he sues him and Gabe gets to take the new anti-SLAPP law for a test ride on his punk ass.

 

[BathTubShine]

Thirty days in a month
Five kids
Three meals per day

That’s…. under seven dollars per meal, if I’m getting the math right. Can anyone familiar with budgeting for kids’ meals tell me if that sounds appropriate?

Nah, the $3000 was the snack budget, not food budget. Cuck pope never gave us his definition of "snacks", but he said multiple times snack budget for kids is roughly $3000/month

 

[Oh Darn]

It’s <$7 per meal, but from what he describes, it’s a lot of shelf stable hyper processed, nutritionally devoid bullshit.

Throw any pioneer woman recipe (just because her portion sizes are in line with what the Rekieta household needs) into AI and ask for a cost per serving breakdown. Her meatloaf recipe comes in around ~2.50 per serving. That recipe serves 8, so even if you double the portion, that’s ~5 bucks a serving and you will almost certainly have leftovers. Get really crazy with some mashed potatoes and you’re still under $7.

The problem isn’t food being expensive, it’s that they can’t run a house to save their lives.

 

[john marston]

I'm imagining a future where Kayla divorces Nick and marries Aaron. Could you imagine how fucking crazy that would make him? Especially if he didn't get April as a consolation prize.

"It doesn't matter if I lost my wife and keedz, Aaron still ate my GOO! Have fun driving them, FAGGOT! "

 

[Melty Butter]

Fun fact, it's a full moon. I just realized that when I took my dog for a walk.

Some of us need to exhale for a few reasons.

• KC does it's job, which is TRYING to make us laugh. They have a solid place in this story.
• Nothing ever happens, until it does.
• The Rekieta kids have plenty of local support. That Church and their extended family is a bulwark. Plenty of kids don't even have that.

 

[Niggernerd]

My only real complaint about the KC is the levels of e-begging now. I get it that they're doing it to make money but the 'freebird segment' and the constant '100 subs and I'll eat this sandwich' is grating. I get that a lot of it is supposed to be making fun of DSP but it still sucks.

I've become a vod watcher just so I can skip that shit easily.


The whipet bit was funny, though. I knew in no way would ppp do drugs, even a legal one, on air. I was curious on what way they were going to spin it.

They stole free bird from ralph and made him seethe because it worked for them so he stopped doing it. They dont really do the eating thing they've done it maybe 2 times. 3 if we're going way back. Latest one was for Mario kart marathon
Its better they do it rather early or during the boring segments (king dave/Rtu)

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I'm imagining a future where Kayla divorces Nick and marries Aaron. Could you imagine how fucking crazy that would make him? Especially if he didn't get April as a consolation prize.

"It doesn't matter if I lost my wife and keedz, Aaron still ate my GOO! Have fun driving them, FAGGOT! "

I would hope Aaron would have the sense not to go for it. Kayla's a disaster. And he'd be dealing with Nick forever.

But ooh it would be funny for Aaron and Kayla to build a life on Rekieta funds.

 

[AnOminous]

Conversely, if Nick is more abusive than he lets on then I can believe he controls who feeds them, how much they are fed, where they can eat, what they can eat, and when they can eat.

I can easily believe the sick fuck would have been enraged by Aaron actually feeding his kids when he was deliberately starving them.

Racoons are an absolute menace and I hate them with a passion as they'll piss, shit, and ruin a property like no tomorrow. And their poo is filled with tons of harmful bacterias that can make you sick.
They are impossible to get rid of without trapping / killing.

Raccoons are different and can seriously fuck up even a large dog, and they're often not afraid of you.

Any time I've had skunks around they were staying some place, like a wrecked shed, and if you took away their habitat they'd just leave. And only the dumbest dog is going to get sprayed twice. I could see getting rid of them if they were becoming persistent pests or you actually did have a colossally stupid dog that wouldn't stop tangling with them, or if they were eating your garden, or some actual vermin behavior. Generally not, though. They're usually really easy to get rid of.

Wouldn't be surprised if it turned out that was actually a raccoon he repeatedly drowned in the cage and he punched up the story by switching out for a skunk to make it more palatable for normies.

How does that make it more palatable? Raccoons are straight up varmints plus they're insanely likely to carry rabies even if they aren't symptomatic.

 

[anionfarflung]

Photographic evidence of Nick's abuse of his kids:

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

What drove a jewish hedge fund manager into fucking with sekturverse retards for amusement will always be a mystery to me.

 

[woodedbag]

So what I've gathered from the couple of months ive paid attention to this is that Rekieta is just a closeted faggot with NPD that was greatly enhanced by hard drug abuse combined with a monumental fall from internet fame, and he spends his days huffing galaxy gas, fist fighting his immediate family members, and typing in Melton's chat late in to the night. Am I missing anything here?

 

[Riverfagg1599]

They stole free bird from ralph and made him seethe because it worked for them so he stopped doing it. They dont really do the eating thing they've done it maybe 2 times. 3 if we're going way back. Latest one was for Mario kart marathon
Its better they do it rather early or during the boring segments (king dave/Rtu)

My absolute favorite gift from KC is when PPP grifted like 50 subs to stand up and then another 50 to sit down. I thought it was fuckin hilarious.

 

[TherapyMan]

KC doesn’t have much credibility at this point in my eyes. They consistently report misinformation and PPP seems to do so even when he knows better. Hard pass.

Kino Casino involves two retards kicking down the even more retarded for fun and profit. Truth comes second to entertainment. Personally, I think it is pretty lame when they make up shit or "gild the lily," but it's pretty clear that they're doing that in an attempt to make the show fun for the viewers who get off on the e-celeb wrestling shtick.

 

[AnOminous]

ignored would be better than abused, but we all know that skelly is a REALLY SMART GUY so he can do 2 things at once and his brain isn't swiss cheese.

He can barely do one thing at once, and that in the manner of a retard. The only two things he can do at the same time are cope and seethe.

 

[john marston]

I would hope Aaron would have the sense not to go for it. Kayla's a disaster. And he'd be dealing with Nick forever.

But ooh it would be funny for Aaron and Kayla to build a life on Rekieta funds.

You know how much content Aaron would be able to milk from that? Nick would go from lolcow to cashcow. It would be a small but steady stream of cash, as every morning and evening the Steel Toe Show would have Rekieta updates. And imagine if Rekieta tried to trespass and it started another lolsuit.

Obviously, this never will happen and I'm just having fun with hypotheticals.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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[AnOminous]

That’s…. under seven dollars per meal, if I’m getting the math right. Can anyone familiar with budgeting for kids’ meals tell me if that sounds appropriate?

He didn't say "meals," he said "snacks."

Nah, the $3000 was the snack budget, not food budget. Cuck pope never gave us his definition of "snacks", but he said multiple times snack budget for kids is roughly $3000/month

And this was at a time the kids were showing up to school starving routinely to the point multiple people complained and it turned into a CPS investigation.

If they were really eating that much in "snacks," they'd be fat as fuck.

 

[Soapmore]

But ooh it would be funny for Aaron and Kayla to build a life on Rekieta funds.

I'd like to see them both grift off Nick. Like Kayla calls in to Aaron's show to deliver a daily morning dig at Nick just as Nick's stream is starting, just to rattle his cage, every morning. Daily facts, daily embarrassments. I'm pretty sure she'd make herself look bad in the process but that would be part of the fun.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

"They say I beat my family, SEAN!" If you asked, "Do you?", he would give you an answer like, "Why would I just get up and go beat my entire family for no reason, SEAN!?" He'd give an answer with as many outs, loopholes, and word games as possible so he could say he never lied about it.

That's what the "chokeslam" bit coming from Nick is about. He's exaggerating the (potential) accusation so that he can deny it if it comes out that he merely smacks the kids around or whatever.