Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
All I wanted to do was make a simple joke. I never knew it would end up like this. lol
As I just got done saying, a growing number of people over the years came to realize something was seriously off about Nick, but I don't think anybody knew shit was gonna get quite THIS bad.

KC doesn’t have much credibility at this point in my eyes. They consistently report misinformation and PPP seems to do so even when he knows better. Hard pass.
KC is okay when they have guests. Aaron show was good. Kay was great. A hypothetical show where Gabe steers the discussion might be okay.

Left on their own though... yeah... tread carefully.
 
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My only real complaint about the KC is the levels of e-begging now. I get it that they're doing it to make money but the 'freebird segment' and the constant '100 subs and I'll eat this sandwich' is grating.
This might sound hard to believe, but their e-begging use to be much worse and one of the reasons I gave the show away. I watched them again recently to see them shit over Rekieta and whilst they still e-begged strongly, it was a vast improvement to how they were a few years ago.
 
My only real complaint about the KC is the levels of e-begging now. I get it that they're doing it to make money but the 'freebird segment' and the constant '100 subs and I'll eat this sandwich' is grating. I get that a lot of it is supposed to be making fun of DSP but it still sucks.
There is a point with it where it goes from making fun of DSP to being DSP and they crossed that Rubicon.
 
I think this has to be what I find so irritating. When they maintain focus -- as they did in some of the interviews, with Aaron and with Mama K, they're actually great. PPP is a good interviewer, very empathetic and good at putting his guests at ease and getting the best out of them.

But often they're just all over the place. Warsky yapping nonsense. Ten to twelve minutes is about as much as I can take.
Almost without exception, I find it is Warski with his annoying as fuck, low IQ interventions that are to blame for them being all over the place.

Warski frequently interrupts PPP as PPP is about to make an interesting point that is a slight digression to the main topic they are discussing, and Warski's intervention kills off PPP's train of thought and we never get to flesh out what PPP was going to say and they then just go back to discussing the main topic again.

It's as though Warski thinks he must have a certain percentage of airtime to feel like he is contributing to the show(and I can understand this to a large degree), but he is so fucking stupid, he can not time his interventions in a way that doesn't destroy more interesting conversation.
 
All I wanted to do was make a simple joke. I never knew it would end up like this. lol
"They say I beat my family, SEAN!" If you asked, "Do you?", he would give you an answer like, "Why would I just get up and go beat my entire family for no reason, SEAN!?" He'd give an answer with as many outs, loopholes, and word games as possible so he could say he never lied about it.
 
He has a girlfriend, if that helps explain it. Although it comes from good intention, presumably because to her he is the star of the show.
Andy was doing this way back when he was streaming with JFG, which led to the kino quote of him telling Andy to fuck off with his low IQ interruptions in his ridiculous accent
 
This might sound hard to believe, but their e-begging use to be much worse and one of the reasons I gave the show away. I watched them again recently to see them shit over Rekieta and whilst they still e-begged strongly, it was a vast improvement to how they were a few years ago.
Ashton doesn't want to go back to the cold house
 
And what do we know about 50 Shades of Gray with regard to Nicky? Why, only that he has written a lengthy literary review of it so important and dear to him he kept mentioning it to anyone who'd listen for years, random guests included. Every time he would talk, sometimes unprompted, about this amazing and deep "review" of 50 Shades he wrote, I would think, "There's no way this Facebook post he calls a 'review' is that great, unless that's basically the only literary review he's ever done and thus the only thing he can mention to make himself look erudite."
IMO it’s startling to see evidence that Nick used to spend time thinking about things that didn’t have to do with Aaron or his public image. His review is flat out boring & a bit all over the place, (you can tell he thinks his writing is riveting,) & I disagree with his take. Not great, but he’d be incapable of even that basic level of writing today, based on his most current diary entries he periodically shares on Locals. Link to the review ITT for anyone else that felt like reading it again or for the first time:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicho...ally-criminal-nickrekieta.53871/post-18569370
 
For those who didn't know, Thomas has been alogging Nick since the late 2010s. He declared a blood feud against him after he came on and debated EVS about comicsgate (using the term loosely, Roiloup didn't really have much of an argument and just sperged for an hour or so). He claimed Rekieta snaked him and has been running around declaring that he's been right all along. More realistically, he showed up to the party about 4 years too early.

Weirdly enough, Doug TenNapel and Thomas are on good terms and have streamed together despite Doug initially sweeping for Rekieta pretty hard post arrest.

Thomas and Nick were actually buddies for a brief amount of time offscreen in 2018. He was oddly a useful source for information on the reality of Nick's legal career at a time when it was absolutely forbidden to question anything to do with Nick in most places. Most especially the farms. After the EVS fiasco, Nick had nothing more to do with the Roilups because Nick was tied to comicsgate indirectly in a number of different ways and the Roilups were nobodies.

As far as I can remember, the Roilups didn't pay much attention to Nick until Nick had problems with other people which resulted in the drama-controversy over Kayla's massage stuff coming out. They indirectly farmed that for a while but mostly (as usual) just as a means to continue their endless feud with comicsgate. Since then, they have just seemed to use other people's Nick content as a way to generate clicks on their stuff.

Doug Tennapel was part of an alliance against comicsgate which involved the Roliups and several other groups & individuals. Doug's celebrity and Nick's status at the time was such that the comicsgate embargo on enemies of EVS was never applied by Nick to Doug. Nick and Doug were also personal family meet up close going back to Vic days.

Declaring that they were right all along and claiming to have done more than they actually did is kind of what the Roilups do. They had a semi-useful role to play at a time when EVS, Comicsgate and Nick were untouchable on the farms. But their moment is long over. They continue to secondhand drama-farm Nick. But only I think because it gets them attention.
 
Meanwhile, I left his orbit in late 2020 because I didn't like the company Nick was increasingly gravitating towards. Especially his association with, and defense of, Ralph and other degenerate people in Juju's camp. My own arguments were not seen as compelling either at the time, and I caught plenty of shit for them.

Truthfully, the things that the vast majority of people are now livid at Rekieta over occurred only within the last two years. The most damning thing being the CPS shit. If we're all being completely honest here, absolutely everything else is a drop in the bucket compared to an 8 year old girl testing positive for cocaine. That was the biggest bombshell ever. For everybody. It's the single most damaging thing to him.
I stopped watching Nick regularly after weebwars fizzled out and turned into some 2 more weeks bullshit. Tuned back in for his 2020 election coverage, then dipped until Rittenhouse. I started watching his trial streams til the end of Depp where he started getting gross. I pretty much forgot about him until the 8 hour seethestream against Eric July. I thought that was pretty gay of him and it just cemented I didn't want to have much more to do with him, I ended up watching Legal Vices (RIP) streams after that. Dear John was the last straw for me going full alog. Absolutely vile behavior. I was frankly quite disgusted by some clout chasers who kept noseguarding until MNPublicRecords dropped the 8 year old bomb.
All I wanted to do was make a simple joke. I never knew it would end up like this. lol
I've shown people who were vaguely aware of Rekieta your struggle session as a primer for how insane he's gotten. It's also fun to say "almost everything he says isn't true there has been proven true since then."
As I just got done saying, a growing number of people over the years came to realize something was seriously off about Nick, but I don't think anybody knew shit was gonna get quite THIS bad.
The worst I ever thought of him prior to 2022 was that he was a very theologically messed up Christian. Not out of the norm, lots of low-information Christians out there who've likely never cracked open a Bible outside of Sunday (if then). It's insane how much spaghetti he's spilled since the early days.

Still think it's weird a bunch of his earliest streams vanished.
 
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