Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Trombonista]

I bet the second ICE showed up, Becky shut off the lights, dived under her bed, and ate an edible.

FTFY

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

She'd teleport her fat ass faster than it's ever moved before to get to the front door and tell ICE that Daniel is there illegally to rape white American women.

 

[Meriasek]

Becky's amazing, nuanced political take.

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"Occupied Mexico." This is actual treasonous sentiment. Actual "I want a foreign power to reign over the area where I'm now in and oppose the United States government's presence as an illegal occupation" treason.

Now I want California to secede to Mexico just so Basic Becky will live in Mexico. Because nothing would be more hilarious than that.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Becky reminds everyone that all the spending she's about to do is being bankrolled by Jack's Mom (X) so that it doesn't interrupt her e-begging later.

When Hah-nuh graduates High School, she's going to post how "because of IVF and miscarriages, this commencement is *everything*"

 

[MightyMorphin'Willbender]

>wow my daughter is going to disneyland for the first time! so important
>yeah this is MY second time going since she was born, why do you ask?

Oh becky, you are the best.
I can't possibly wait for the unhinged tweets she'll post when the toddler years come, and she'll have to actively fight with the kid for any scrap of candy/toys/screentime/attention she's got.

 

[Pargon]

>wow my daughter is going to disneyland for the first time! so important
>yeah this is MY second time going since she was born, why do you ask?

Oh becky, you are the best.
I can't possibly wait for the unhinged tweets she'll post when the toddler years come, and she'll have to actively fight with the kid for any scrap of candy/toys/screentime/attention she's got.

This is just me and my optimistic and wild imagination but I hope to fuck Hannah turns out to be the biggest head-shaved, seventeen-piercings, black-lipstick-and-unshaved-underarms Nordic-doom-metal-loving bitch in the history of mankind. I hope by some miracle she turns out levelheaded as fuck, harder than a coffin nail, with zero tolerance for bullshit. I hope she tells Becky to fuck off and get her an apple juice when she gets home from school. I hope Becky’s boyfriends are scared to death of her.

 

[Crab Latte]

levelheaded as fuck

 

[Pargon]

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I DID SAY;

by some miracle

And if God exists He’s a sick sonofabitch who would think Becky’s daughter becoming her antithesis by the time of her junior prom is the funniest thing since Job

 

[StoneColdSteveAutism]

I DID SAY;

And if God exists He’s a sick sonofabitch who would think Becky’s daughter becoming her antithesis by the time of her junior prom is the funniest thing since Job

I think the laughter was because no head has ever been closer to level.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

More about how Becky wishes she hadn't been a mom, including a not-so-subtle nod to how she's not enjoying raising her kid.



And of course the dig about how she got "baby trapped" by Daniel at the end. She destroyed her body just because Daniel forgot to tell her that it's hard to be a mom, and due to cultural conditioning (and a near-illiterate level of avoiding reading books) she thought it was going to be totally pleasant and not change anything about her body or schedule.

Becky acting like her experience is the norm is as anti-natalist a position as I've ever seen. You'll die and a new person will show up who isn't you! You'll never be the same! It's horrible for years after they're born! "Even in the best circumstances shit will suck"!

She's so trapped in her own disordered thought processes that she can't even imagine someone loving their kid or enjoying pregnancy or motherhood. I'm not saying it's enjoyable for everyone, but she's being very rigid about how NO ONE ever really likes it. "Charming gremlin" is the best it gets.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

You'll die and a new person will show up who isn't you!

Extremely weird framing of "time and experience will change people."

 

[Tragi-Chan]

More about how Becky wishes she hadn't been a mom, including a not-so-subtle nod to how she's not enjoying raising her kid.

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And of course the dig about how she got "baby trapped" by Daniel at the end. She destroyed her body just because Daniel forgot to tell her that it's hard to be a mom, and due to cultural conditioning (and a near-illiterate level of avoiding reading books) she thought it was going to be totally pleasant and not change anything about her body or schedule.

Becky acting like her experience is the norm is as anti-natalist a position as I've ever seen. You'll die and a new person will show up who isn't you! You'll never be the same! It's horrible for years after they're born! "Even in the best circumstances shit will suck"!

She's so trapped in her own disordered thought processes that she can't even imagine someone loving their kid or enjoying pregnancy or motherhood. I'm not saying it's enjoyable for everyone, but she's being very rigid about how NO ONE ever really likes it. "Charming gremlin" is the best it gets.

Most people are changed for the better by parenthood - whether you want to or not, you have to be responsible and selfless. Most people step up to the bat. Some people run away from the responsibility. Becky actually got worse as a person.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky actually got worse as a person.

This can't be overstated. She's probably the biggest change for the worse I've ever seen from a woman having a kid, especially a first kid. Before Hannah came along, she was in a holding pattern with 1-2 steady incomes from the cucks and the only relationships she was getting into outside her "closed triad" situation was an occasional mostly-internet thing that the cucks rolled their eyes about and gave her fodder.

I can only suppose that Becky, and indeed her mother before her, have the strong drive toward female hypergamy theorized by evolutionary psychology...that they experience a biological drive to diversify their genetics with as many fathers for their children as possible, preferably with no repeats. I believe that Becky's mom's kids have at least 3 different dads for 4 kids, and I also believe she had another, different husband after all her kids.

I'd always thought the evopsych guys were being assholes for theorizing about this, in part because of feeling much more deeply dedicated to my marriage post-kids (and having zero desire to go find another dude and give them half-siblings, wtf, literally cannot imagine). But now I think it's probably a real pattern, just not one that every woman experiences. Hopefully not even close to every woman.

This is also why Sam is getting the brunt of the baby pressure right now. Becky wants Jackson to be in her life forever, and actually conceiving a kid with a man means she has used up his value and no longer has an interest. From this warped perspective, perpetually cucking him is the most loving and long-term move possible, because it keeps putting off the thing that would end their relationship.

 

[jvgjtidk]

It's also just stupid. Pregnancy sucks for some people but that's not even close to universal. I loved being pregnant, 10/10, lots of women do. Just more non-stop self victimization.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky also makes sure we all know she'll tell Hannah that reproduction is terrible. It's doing her a kindness, you see.

 

[Trombonista]

It's also just stupid. Pregnancy sucks for some people but that's not even close to universal. I loved being pregnant, 10/10, lots of women do. Just more non-stop self victimization.

There's a lolcow in Deathfats who loves being pregnant for all the wrong reasons. She even has a rival!

 

[Temperance]

Small Fetlife update:

New events Becky is interested in attending.

Spoiler: Event details

New additions to her list of fetishes.

This is the full list at the moment:

Spoiler: Profile screenshot [Large Image]

And finally, a comment...

Being spit roasted between two cuties is literally the only thing I miss from my last marriage, really a shame, I look good on my hands & knees

 

[Stinkyboy]

There she goes, lying again.
She never looks good.

 

[Barry Convex]

on my hands and knees
spit roasted between two queens
my baby's wailing at the wall
but at least i cream

 

[Wargarbl]

And finally, a comment...
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TIL pigs like being spit roasted.